The WKO 100 Countdown-Bacchanalia., Bon appetit, obsessive-compulsives.

Salutations.

All workers will be listed within the next week or so. There will be stat geekery built in along the way. Prepare to have your mind shamefully blown. Blown in the alleyway of your psyche.

Once more, a brief important rules/explanations of points: voters were able to submit a list of anywhere between 50 to 100 workers. The lists of 100 were ranked with the #1 worker receiving 100 points, working downward to their #100, who received 1 point. Lists of 50 started with #1 receiving 50 points, and again working down to #50 receiving 1 point.

Top 100s were received from (10): Clayton Jones, EricR, Hijo del Parties, Julio, Mike, Phil Schneider, Ray, Silver King, Tim Evans, and TomK.

Top 50s were received from (3): Killer Spelled Backwards, RagingNoodles, and Ultimo Tiger.

278 workers received votes. 5 of them appeared on every ballot.

Highest number of first place votes for any worker was 5.

Ties were broken first by the number of votes and second by the highest number of points awarded to the worker by a single voter. If the tie could not be broken, workers were listed in alphabetical order.

Lastly, to the voters: while I have checked and rechecked my math and these totals against the ballots themselves, it's all too possible that errors have been made along the way. Let me know if something's off in the calculations (attributing the wrong number of points, wrong workers, omitting votes) and we'll make it right.

I think that's everything.

273. [Six-way Tie] Aeroman (Mike Segura) (1 point)

[NOTE: Ideally, each ranking will include a picture of the worker and some hilarious or insightful comment on each, right about here. If I'm unable to find a picture of said worker, a placeholder will be used until one can be found by myself or someone else. Cheers.]

Voted for by: Silver King (#100, 1 point)

273. [Six-way Tie] Danshoku Dino (1 point)

Incredibly, this was the most SFW picture I could find. Well played, sir.

Voted for by: Ray (#100, 1 point)

273. [Six-way Tie] Danny Garnell (1 point)

May have fared better had SLL voted. Props for having what I assume was the probably best match of '08 to be given away for free on the promotion's website.

Voted for by: Clayton Jones, #100, 1 point

Ha, ten top 100s and only FIVE wrestlers appeared on every ballot. Amazing.

273. [Six-way Tie] Brian Kendrick (1 point)

Take it back to 'Genie in a Bottle' and battle raps with Cena.

Voted for by: Killer Spelled Backwards (#50, 1 point)

273. [Six-way Tie] Mini Batista (1 point)

Pretty much worth it just for this GIF, in my opinion.

Voted for by: Tim Evans (#100, 1 point)

My thoughts exactly, fucking ridiculous.

Wow. Already starting to get creeped out by Googling this many pictures of sweaty roided apes at work. Look away, IT department, look away.

273. [Six-way Tie] Tank Toland (1 point)

Voted for by: Julio (#100, 1 point)

A wee pic for his wee showing on this list. A near infantile output.

269. [Four-way Tie] Euforia (2 points)

Voted for by: Silver King (#99, 2 points)

This, meanwhile, is far too big. But look at that poonum. Two happy bros, bro'ing down.

269. [Four-way Tie] Genba Hirayanagi (2 points)

Voted for by: Killer Spelled Backwards (#49, 2 points)

They'll have theirs, and you'll have yours, and I'll have mine.

269. [Four-way Tie] Pequeno Black Warrior (2 points)

Voted for by: Tim Evans (#98, 2 points)

Hi!

269. [Four-way Tie] Dolph Ziggler (2 points)

Voted for by: EricR (#99, 2 points)

Holy shit @ GENBA

Fuck that is not an impressive bulge at all. Parties is officially GOAT for all that he has done.

Why he stopped going by prior monikers "Fergal Devitt" and "Pegasus Kid II" I'll never know.

266. [Three-way Tie] Prince Devitt (3 points)

Voted for by: Ray (#98, 3 points)

Hasta la vez próxima, señor McMahon.

266. [Three-way Tie] Super Crazy (3 points)

Voted for by: Silver King (#98, 3 points)

"Whitmer is a wholly unappealing guy, which makes it difficult to buy him as a babyface. As a greasy faced scumbag gun for hire, he works fine. The short hair is a good look for Whitmer, he kind of looks like a small time Irish mob legbreaker, instead of a long haired Dark Star Orchestra roadie." - Phil Schneider on Jimmy Jacobs v. B.J. Whitmer IWA-MS 3/1

266. [Three-way Tie] B.J. Whitmer (3 points)

Voted for by: Julio (#98, 3 points)

Should be wearing SUWA's circa 2000 hair like a scalp or pelt.

261. [Five-way Tie] Dragon Kid (4 points)

Voted for by: Clayton (#97, 4 points)

Bear with me, we're still decidedly in the woods with these low-rent unbroken ties. Ha ha, "bear". Cause he's all hairy and what have you!

261. [Five-way Tie] Giant Bernard (4 points)

Voted for by: Ray (#97, 4 points)

Now a shirt with a duck on it, then you're going places.

261. [Five-way Tie] Kishin Kawabata (4 points)

Voted for by: Mike (#97, 4 points)

First one on the list to almost made my ballot, actually.

261. [Five-way Tie] Nosferatu (4 points)

Voted for by: Silver King (#97, 4 points)

Were You Aware of It?: This photo, taken at an FIP show in 2006, won third prize in an Atlanta photojournalism seminar contest! Similarly, Richards' recently-formed tag team with Eddie Edwards, "The American Wolves", won 2009's 'worst name for anything' in a contest held here, in my internal monologue!

261. [Five-way Tie] Davey Richards (4 points)

Voted for by: Julio (#97, 4 points)

I need those jeans. We all need those jeans. They'd help us cut loose.

260. Kintaro Kanemura (5 points)

Voted for by: Mike (#96, 5 points)

Not to be confused with the Menudo mimics of same name. Actually, you know what, go ahead and confuse the two.

259. Skandalo (6 points)

Voted for by: TomK (#95, 6 points)