WWE Monday Night Raw

Seth Green.

triple h came out and talked about how seth green was going to be the host and how much he liked robot chicken. then they played a clip of an episode of robot chicken featuring triple h and making jokes about randy ortons supposed lack of male genitalia.

Oh god, good ol face triple h small dick promos.

The only way to end that six man tag is by having Seth pin Cody Rhodes or Seth getting punted.

Hey guys midget wrestling in the main event. Im bummed we never got to see Seth side by side with Rey or Evan Borne.

Best Raw in a long time. And not just because I was there live. Okay mostly because of that. Finally people are joining the Mark Henry bandwagon. Dude is over like a mother fucker.

The guest host thing is smart business and all, but man it's getting annoying. "CHRISTINAAAA" and Shaq of course having to be "down" (do they still say that on the streets?) with Cryme Tyme.

Horrible episode.

Vladimir and Estragon's shtick in the Stamford cafeteria or wherever they filmed this is solid gold. Herb will shit a brick tonight but these AV club skits beat watching them wrestle six ways from Sunday.

WHO ELSE BUT D-X?!

Damn Freddie mentioning those AWFUL wwe ice cream bars makes me like him already. His shirt alone makes him the best guest host.


God I can't help but feel for Chavo more and more every week.


OH SHIT MCCULLY CULKIN!

Howard Finkel playing the role of Rod Roddy is pretty awesome, and Bob Barker is easily the best celebrity guest host you could ask for.

Chavo/Bourne match was way too short, but Bourne had some decent rib selling and he hit his ridiculous corner crotch bump. Also, some of Chavo's shots sounded pretty stiff.

Chavo/Bourne was motw nominee material until the stupid hornswoggle shit. Chavo and Bourne had some stiff ass Smackdown offense going on there. When we all wanted hornswoggle out of our Finlay matches, the catch was that he'd ruin Bourne and Chavo.

Everything noodles said is pretty fucking spot on. Stiff offense, but just too short.

And yeah Barker has been the best host by far and Shaq has been the worst.

This is only an acceptable answer if you have successfully blacked out any memories of Jeremy Piven

Piven was a douche playing a douche who successfully came off as a douche. Shaq is a naturally funny dude who came off as awkward, possibly overscripted, and too cool for school. That said, Shaq is a hundred times more famous than Piven and Barker put together.

Piven would get more credit if it weren't for bringing along that little douche with him.

I don't get the Dr Ken hate, have you not seen Role Models?

Did anyone?

I don't watch movies with Sean William Scott or Dane Cook. Jeremy Piven might soon go on the list.

This post has been edited by {Wrestling KO} Luis on Sep 15 2009, 03:16 AM

This RAW was pretty decent. Notice how the best shows are the ones with Wrestlers as host? Yes I liked this better than the Barker and Green episodes.

This post has been edited by {Wrestling KO} Luis on Sep 15 2009, 03:16 AM

Damn did Michaels look like garbage -- that Thesz Press was followed by some of the worst mounted punches I've ever seen. Trish did the same exact sequence later and her offense looked top-shelf compared to it.

Did anyone?

I don't watch movies with Sean William Scott or Dane Cook. Jeremy Piven might soon go on the list.

To be fair, Role Models is pretty under rated and I as well hate Stiffler and Dane Cook. Scott wasn't as over the top as he is in most of his movies and the movie featured LARPing, which is fantastic. For the record though, Piven might go on my list as well as The Goods was really weak.