New Ideas!

If only I had the resources, rogueraven.

I'm pretty sure my wife would like a Weff Widow t-shirt, with appropriate smiley:


You could also have Weff Orphan t-shirts in child sizes...

(Yes, I realize I'm being sexist, but I think Weff Widower sounds lame. Ideas?)

I would also really dig a morse code or other message that needs to be solved - perhaps with weffriddles or nurlo as the answer.

Here's another idea for a shirt.

FRONT:

For intellectual stimulation,
or
just a masochistic thrill,
there's no comparison. Check
out WeffRiddles, the
home of
invisible walls and
sextuplets and GORP.
You'll originate in the
dark,
and stay there
("A nurlo? What nurlo? Who's nurlo?"),
nevertheless you'll discover the
ultimate boredom annihilator:
solving puzzles.



BACK:

weffriddles.com


(Note: this won't make sense if you haven't passed level 32 yet...but you can consider it an added hint, if you want!)


[Edit: Thanks to lorib for salving my delicate ego!]

there are those of us who prefer to avoid wearing clothes, you know.

perhaps some other merchandise-types could be ordered, such as paperweights, buttons, and/or baseball caps? (i sometimes wear one even if i'm otherwise nude)

how about sweatpants with weffriddles on the butt since weff is the reason my ass is growing by the keystroke

DancingFiend

I love your ideas! Especially the Weff orphans.

You're very creative with your poetry.

:3 I have another shirt idea, because I'm gangster like that.

xD Mmm, there is the whole "red shirt" and "blue shirt" one. XD Like a box of red on the left side and a box of blue on the right and underneath something dorky like "Can you tell the difference?" with, obviously weffriddles.com on the back.

Or perhaps, the background for level 41 (y'know, 30 etc. al.) and with the title of the level plus the words "It's an Ack Row Nimh!" or something. :3

"It Begins in the Dark" - Front
"It Stays in the Dark"
weffriddles.com - Back (I got the idea personally from reading what DancingFiend had written because it's just cool like that)

xD My ideas are lame.

hahahahaha yeah... I see that in my sleep now. 404 THE PAGE WAS NOT FOUND YOU'RE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Ok, so it's not exactly like that, but that's what I see.

I'll take one right here!

hahahahaha yeah... I see that in my sleep now. 404 THE PAGE WAS NOT FOUND YOU'RE AN IDIOT HAHAHAHAHAHA

hahaha yeea or we should have on the front "I'm 404phobic..." and on the back "OH GOD NOT AGAIN!" with of course weffriddles.com

or "ohdamnmyspacebarisbrokennagain"

hmm... thats all i've got for now..

Well, they don't have to be realistic suggestions Weff

Weffriddles mousemats might be cute.

I like the Weff Widow and Orphan t-shirt ideas.

You could do doggy ones too. "Please feed me, my owner is Weffriddling"

Or you could do contoversial ones, "Better to be a Weffriddler than a Kiddy Fiddler"

I could go on. But no doubt I would be kicked off.

P.S. What is your beef with clothes Naked Jew?

P.P.S. Loving the new emoticons, I know it's in another thread but... yay!

they cover skin.

they cover skin.

Hmmm, I see.
I don't think I'm gonna question that one.

Perhaps a plastic hammer that's inscribed with the words "Posting Fairy" and when you hit your head with it it says "Nurlo" (like a pet toy)

Not really merchandise, but add a tip jar somewhere on the site, linking to paypal. I'll tip you, weff.

I'll tip him too!! Just like I would a cow!