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Weffriddles Poetry, Literature, Or Art Of Any Kind, OR: weffriddles Inspires Me!| A Naked Jew |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 06:48 PM
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Bare, Biblical, & Brainy  Group: Subadmin Posts: 2,607 Member No.: 3,681 Joined: 24-October 06  |
I wrote this recently. Post any weffriddles-related creative writing *EDIT* or art of all sorts */EDIT* here!
Nurlo by A Naked Jew There once lived a fiend named weffjebster (Well, not really, but bear with my story). He ravaged our minds with his riddles... I can't tell you just how; it's too gory. GORP made the Internet cry with despair, Nurlo made scores of us rip out our hair, Neptune made many just sit there and stare... But to weffjebster, this equalled glory! The forums were full of confusion ("Fake levels? What do you mean?!") But weffjebster? He just enjoyed it! He was King, and Frustration his Queen! "Dot" levels taunted us day after day, Filetypes clawed us from every-which-way; Some of our sanities started to fray, No matter how strong they had been. Imagine weffjebster, safe, curled In his riddling lair, grin unfurled, As his plot to subvert us Succeeds - to divert us With riddles, then conquer the world! -------------------- <---That's me, struggling valiantly through levels 42, 44, 52, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, and 67, then sighing and anxiously, wistfully awaiting the arrival of Batch 6.
You may PM me if you need help. Include level number and description, and what you have so far. If you post spoilers, ANYWHERE, I will banz0r you so fast your head will spin. Got it? Good. Where is ANJ now? Probably kingdomofloathing.com (using the same name) or thedarktower.net (using this name: The Last Regulator).   Benny The Frog  |
 
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:40 PM
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Proud "Biggest Post Whore" Group: Members Posts: 14,787 Member No.: 6,084 Joined: 2-November 06 |
hahaha i think thats awesome.. i need to go write a weffriddles poem now.. but sadly my poems aren't as good as yours
 -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
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| jodez4 |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:43 PM
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pewpewpewpewpew Group: Subadmin Posts: 7,441 Member No.: 1,664 Joined: 16-October 06 |
Love it Jew.
The only inspiration I get is coming up with various ways to hurt weff for making my brain pack up and leave home (or maybe that was the stuff leaking outta my nose  ) -------------------- |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:45 PM
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hahahahahaha that would make a great poem... hmmm i wanna write one about how i'm afraid of 404 warnings now because of weff... hmm -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
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| RegalStar |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:45 PM
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Permanently banned Group: Members Posts: 705 Member No.: 1,774 Joined: 16-October 06 |
Urgh.
I wish I could write one, but I suck at writing poems (or any literary works in general). -------------------- * Marisa's lesson of how to "Spark"
o Concentrate your mind o Mutter the spell to Mini-Hakkero tenderly o Aim at someone you don't like o Now unleash your annihilation of love! |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:48 PM
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Proud "Biggest Post Whore" Group: Members Posts: 14,787 Member No.: 6,084 Joined: 2-November 06 |
oo man i suck at writing stories.. but i just got a brilliant idea to write a weffriddles story.. about how this person got sucked into it... lost her job, dropped out of school, and ended up homeless because of the game.. and how she lives in a box on the street.. hmm this might actually turn out  -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
I jew.. |
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| jodez4 |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:48 PM
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pewpewpewpewpew Group: Subadmin Posts: 7,441 Member No.: 1,664 Joined: 16-October 06 |
Something like.... How can I hurt Weff, Let me count the ways...... Ok that's just inspired a new thread -------------------- |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:49 PM
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hahaha yes.. but i'm bad at coming up with inventive ways to kill people.. that don't make people go  and then back away slowly -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
I jew.. |
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| jodez4 |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:55 PM
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pewpewpewpewpew Group: Subadmin Posts: 7,441 Member No.: 1,664 Joined: 16-October 06 |
Killing would be the easy way out, let him suffer (I never realised I was so sadistic.) Maybe getting him to
and back away would scare him enough to not make any levels like 58 again  Here's the new thread Revenge -------------------- |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 18 2006, 11:57 PM
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Proud "Biggest Post Whore" Group: Members Posts: 14,787 Member No.: 6,084 Joined: 2-November 06 |
hahahaha yes.. of course i haven't finished 58 yet (GRRR help? heh) so i have no idea of how much it really is going to take... hmm yes suffering is better.. but ya gotta finish it off.. to be assured that he wouldn't make other people suffer as we have -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
I jew.. |
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| jodez4 |
Posted: Nov 19 2006, 01:18 AM
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pewpewpewpewpew Group: Subadmin Posts: 7,441 Member No.: 1,664 Joined: 16-October 06 |
But who would we get to create mind boggling riddles for us  -------------------- |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 19 2006, 10:13 AM
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uh... >.> <.< i could try my hand at it? actuall i've been wanting to try to make one for a while.. of course.. they'd probably suck.. and we'd lose all the members.. -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
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| A Naked Jew |
Posted: Nov 19 2006, 10:42 AM
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Bare, Biblical, & Brainy Group: Subadmin Posts: 2,607 Member No.: 3,681 Joined: 24-October 06 |
beat you too it  404 A Blues-Poem by A Naked Jew Can't take no more Of this 404 Can't take no more Of this 404 I try to open this locked door But all I get is 404 Can't take no more Can't take no more This 404 It's made me poor Said 404! It's made me poor! I lost my job y'all, and what for? This lousy illness, 404 It's made me poor It's made me poor I'm on the floor From this 404 Yes I'm on the floor Thanks to 404 Never cried this way before Until I discovered 404 I'm on the floor Layin' on the floor So much 404 My eyes are sore So much damn 404, baby Now my eyes are mighty sore I wanna stop, but can't before I conquer evil 404 My eyes are sore So very sore Can't take no more Of this 404 Can't take no more Of this 404 I said it eats me to the core, baby With all the evil it has in store, baby It's like a drill that likes to bore, baby Into my skull, it's mental gore, baby I wanna stop, but can't before I conquer evil 404 I guess I'm just another whore For these weffriddles evermore! Can't stop, need more Can't stop, need more Of this 404 Of this 404 -------------------- <---That's me, struggling valiantly through levels 42, 44, 52, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, and 67, then sighing and anxiously, wistfully awaiting the arrival of Batch 6.
You may PM me if you need help. Include level number and description, and what you have so far. If you post spoilers, ANYWHERE, I will banz0r you so fast your head will spin. Got it? Good. Where is ANJ now? Probably kingdomofloathing.com (using the same name) or thedarktower.net (using this name: The Last Regulator). Benny The Frog |
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| Live4him |
Posted: Nov 19 2006, 11:30 AM
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you.. suck... -------------------- WILL NOT GIVE HINTS. TOO BAD FOR YOU!
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| A Naked Jew |
Posted: Nov 19 2006, 11:41 AM
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Bare, Biblical, & Brainy Group: Subadmin Posts: 2,607 Member No.: 3,681 Joined: 24-October 06 |
do i? or am i just that damn good?
 -------------------- <---That's me, struggling valiantly through levels 42, 44, 52, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, and 67, then sighing and anxiously, wistfully awaiting the arrival of Batch 6.
You may PM me if you need help. Include level number and description, and what you have so far. If you post spoilers, ANYWHERE, I will banz0r you so fast your head will spin. Got it? Good. Where is ANJ now? Probably kingdomofloathing.com (using the same name) or thedarktower.net (using this name: The Last Regulator). Benny The Frog |
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