The Wish Game

[teutonicraz]

Okay here's the game, the first person makes a wish.

The next person grants it, but gives a negative consequence of that wish.

Then, that person makes their own wish.

Example :

I wish I had a girlfriend.

Wish granted, but it turns out she is a he!


This post has been edited by teutonicraz on May 16 2005, 07:54 PM

[Zen]

I wish I had multi-orgasms.

[teutonicraz]

Wish granted, but you die from the pain after your mom walks in!

I wish I had a PSP.

[Zen]

Wish granted, but hope it breaks due to bad delivery

I wish I had a million bucks.

This post has been edited by Zen on May 16 2005, 08:08 PM

[SMNMX]

Wish granted, but it's all stored on an "Asparagus World" gift card. Mmm. Green veg.

I wish I could draw better.

[J.F.]

Wish Granted! Unfortunately, your drawings are labelled "subversive" and you are hounded by conservative activists day and night.

I wish they broadcast HDTV in my area.

[teutonicraz]

Wish granted, but while you are watching Roseanne you obtain a perminate signal interference from a Brazilian radio station that plays polka music non-stop!

I wish I was a telemarketer.

[the filthy scene]

wish granted, but you are hunted down by my mother who kil;l you slowly and painfully


i wish it was next wednesday

[teutonicraz]

Wish granted, but its 10:00, and you've missed the two-hour season finale of LOST!

I wish I had a keychain of Charlie Brown.

[J.F.]

Wish granted. Too bad it's the Charlie Brown from Drawn Together - complete with leather outfit, mask, and dog-chain.

I wish it were cooler this summer.

[SMNMX]

Wish granted, but you get your flesh eaten but starving survivors of the next ice age.

I wish I could fly.

[the filthy scene]

wish granted , but you fly right into a plane and die


i wish i had a diet coke

[teutonicraz]

Wish granted, but it was filled with milk as an April Fools joke, and your allergic!

I wish I had a jar!

[SMNMX]

Wish granted, but it's filled with deadly smallpox and you die horribly and painfully.

I wish there was world peace.

[teutonicraz]

Wish granted, but Jesus liked it the way it was before...so he crucified yo' ass!

I wish i had the imgination to create various devices, such as: The Solar-powered Flashlight, the Wheel Chair with pedals, the Non-Squirting Super-Soaker, and the Perminate Remove Tatoo...