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Konclusion?, Done With World Title?| Krycha |
Posted: Jan 9 2009, 02:52 AM
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Superstar  Group: TAW Superstar Posts: 36 Member No.: 299 Joined: 26-September 08  |
Krycha is in his usual parking lot set-up talking to himself again. His pencil and pad aren't anywhere to be seen. Krycha walks in circles, hand on elbow, finger tapping forehead. Krycha: Now what? I- I can't do this anymore, what the hell they outshine me. Why do I even try? Armor Suits, Backstage Ambushes, and now Athiasts. Looks like I'll just toss that stupid gimmick. Stupid pad and paper, PAD AND PAPER! Who does that? Really? You have to be kidding me, I bust my ass and all I have to do is change my name and say the same shit they all say and I'm cool? Panzy, I've been showing my true self around here and he's afraid to play off a fake thug name and a deep dark secret on the inside. You wanna know something deep dark inside me? My Asshole, that's what, but it seems to do a better job cause it doesn't talk as much crap. "I'm scared of Vampires, bad childhood, bad childhood!" You have to be kidding me, only reason I'm so scared is cause I've got a lockerroom of big sweaty men trying to get their half nude body all over me, I feel more like T-Bone now. Don't even try to play that off TAW, I saw last week's segment. Krycha isn't worthy to hold your title but you promote Satan Worshipers, Flaming Homosexuals that make ME uncomfortable, and Sex offenders that re-word the sentences of women to sound cool? No wonder I faked that whole blank room, I don't want any of those guys near me. Uh-oh, Ace James is getting bullied backstage again, I wonder who it is this time? No surprise, that guy has no friends, maybe that's why he's been around me..... trying to get Jaiden jealous I see. Krycha stops and covers his mouth with one hand Krycha: UGH! .... Oh my.... that's disgusting! Maverick helped me win, are they both trying to get me to..... Ew! What is this? I thought I was bad, but this.... this is just.... why? How did I get stuck with this, I've come to realize everyone else is just messed up, I'm fine. Well this is great, I SHOULD be TAW Champion, I'm the only role model on the card left. I can't do it, I'll have to be the hero. How is it, I'm the only normal one left? Well then, strategy is simple. Go after the Demonic Wangster, I'm sure the other two will be busy wrestling around like the wrist limps they are. Well, getting here seemed more difficult then the actual match. Now all I need is a Ouija board and slip it under Lil G Fiend's locker door saying "Lose to Krycha" and I'm sure he'll do whatever it says. Krycha turns around to find the camera looking at him. He jumps when he finds out and hunches over with his knees bent like an evil cartoon character. He pulls out a pencil and pad from inside his costume and writes something quickly in there. Krycha: WOAH, shit. Uhhhhhhhh- Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahha. Survival. Yes. Fittest, I am, I am the greatest. Argh, Ace hates Jaiden, Jaiden hates Ace. Identity Crisis, Black Vampires. Ah Fuck it. Krycha stands up straight and walks towards the camera and out of scene. Just before he's not visible, he throws the pencil and pad over shoulder and they flop to the ground. The camera slowly goes to the pad and zooms in. "Not Again, Not This Time" EOT |
 
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