Corrupt A Wish, that's a stupid wish!

[shelleymelly]

Another Regular!
this is one of my favorites, i like corrupting things!
so basically the first poster says something they wish for
and then next person says why the wish isn't good
and then states what they wish for.
i'll start.

I wish i didn't lose my 30 civic notecards.

[the next person could say like....well you deserved it! i want clementines or something like that]

[cat]

you deserved it. i want clementines.
well even if you still had your notecards, i'd flush them down the toilet.

i wish i had toilet paper.

[shelleymelly]

ahahaha you don't have toilet paper?
stupid catherine!
too bad!!

i wish my notecards pooofed back to life

[ling-jie]

wish granted. but your sister hide them all.

I wish someone would take over tvxqaustralia from me.

[shelleymelly]

granted! but the forum dies because it doesn't have fairy power

i wish my sister didn't hide my notecards

[ling-jie]

YOU MEAN YOU FOUND THEM?

[shelleymelly]

no-_-
that wasn't a wish corruption!!

i wish i found them.

[ling-jie]

granted. but your sister has cut them into pieces

I wish I can eat now

[Molly]

Wish granted...But ur food has been all eaten by ur cats <3

I wish I can meet Super Junior in person <3

[mimi]

You will... But too bad they'll call security on you, and write up a warning for you

[shelleymelly]

mimi forgot to wish!
i'll just make one up for her!
mimi wishes to have her birthday be tomorrow instead of the 27th
granted! but then shelley's present looks like crap. even though it'll still look like crap a few days later

i wish mimi made me a banner because hers is beeeauutifulll!!

[trang.]

wish granted but then i ate your beautiful banner.

i wish i can rape su >:]

[cat]

granted but then... you get pregnant.
the bad way.
and erm... your baby dies as soon as you have it.
and you can't finish high school.

i wish someone could write my english term paper for me perfectly without me getting caught and getting me a really great final grade.

[shelleymelly]

but then trang eats your teacher before the term paper grade can be entered/written down. it's as if you never wrote your paper in the first place.

[shelleymelly]

i wish someone would delete that blue line under my banner that says guesswhatshelley? icanedityourprofile[:

[cat]

granted but then someone will put "shelley is a big fat whore" instead HEHE.

i wish there was unlimited time in the world.

[Spicydoll]

granted but it wld look messy lol

i wish i cld spank junu's butt hahahahaa

[shelleymelly]

granted? but then junsu would think that you were trying to rape him and would run away

i wish that catherine didn't just call me a big fat whore

[mimi]

Wish granted but then she calls you a small skinny wh*** =XXX

I wish I can own every style of chucks

[kay]

wish granted, but then you find out the only style of chuck's is in the color orange.
-_-

I wish for a pony...who can clean up after itself XD

[Spicydoll]

granted but it might kick u when it gets angry

gaaah* horrible answer sorie ^^

*munch munch*

i wish these 3 wld do seduce me like this ROFL hahaha

[kay]

hehe, okay wish granted but they only try to seduce you when they're old!!! like 90 some

alright, I wish to be able to fly

[Spicydoll]

granted but u wldnt noe how to land hahaha

i wish yoosumin wld exist in real

[Spicydoll]

gaah tat one seem to be a diffcult wish gegegge
let me redo i again

hmm

i wish i could rule the world

hope this one is abit easy

[kay]

okay, wish granted, but then everyone in the world dies so you have no one to rule.

I wish I could have a robot twin to do all the stuff I don't like, like homework...