The Guide
LAST, ______
Gender.
Age Range | Number on the Clock
The Big Mistake
Sub Plot(s)
1-29 [closer to hell]
“Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge.”
APPLEBY, ______
Female.
18-27| 25
APPLEBY wasn’t that bad. Well, at least she thought so.
So what if she stole from the supermarket? She had a
family to feed! So what if she stole electronics and
then sold them? She didn’t have a job!
HARPER, ______
Male.
24-20 | 5
Bad move there HARPER. I guess that getting drunk
wasn’t a good idea. Maybe you shouldn’t have taken
those drugs either. Maybe you shouldn’t have killed
that guy. At least you didn’t do it on purpose.
Oo4
NORTH, blaine
Male.
15-22 | 16
On one hand you were a very kind person. On the
other hand… you sold drug to kids.
WATERWISH, ______
Female.
15-25 | 27
Sitting in her Apartment WATERWISH would stay up
each night, listening to the couple next door. Each
night it was a fight and each morning WATERWISH
would pretend not to notice the bruises on her neighbor’s face.
30 [right in the middle]
“No one believes forecasts, but we all want to hear them.”
EDWARDS, ______
Female.
18-24 | 30
Yes, that convertible was very, very pretty. But that
did not mean you and a friend had to take it one a
four day ‘test drive‘/road trip. You also did not have
to crash it and then blame your friend for everything.
INGRES, ______
Male.
20-25 | 30
Great driving skills! NOT! INGRES thought texting and
driving and clipping their fingernails at the same time
was a good idea. The old man INGRES hit might disagree.
Oo4
LOWELL, ______
Female.
15-20 | 30
I heard a rumor about LOWELL. I heard that she made
up vicious rumors about people and posted them online.
I heard the one of the rumors was so mean they had
to coax another girl off a ledge.
Oo1
OMAN, ______
Female.
20-28 | 30
Robbing banks is bad. But you gave the money to charity,
like Robin Hood. We’re not really sure what you were thinking.
Oo3
STEIN, ______
Male.
16-20 | 30
STEIN: Genius child. With an IQ off the charts STEIN
Could have done so much good. Instead he hacked a
couple of banking sites. Which caused a world-wise
panic and shut down a couple banks for a week.
Great use of your time there.
Oo2
TRIPP, ______
Male.
17-24 | 30
TRIPP you live up to your name. Tripping people isn’t that
funny. It’s even less funny when you trip your own father
when he’s about to go down the stairs.
Oo3
31-59 [closer to heaven]
“Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.”
CORNWELL, ______
Female.
18-23 | 58
I guess in the long run cheating on your SATs isn’t that
bad. Nor is lying about the clubs you’re in. But still, it
is sort of bad.
Oo1
JUNE, ______
Female.
18-24 | 45
Curiosity got the best of you. Again. You couldn’t just
ask what it looked like when he ate peanuts - oh no - you
had to put one in his hamburger. Smart move, though,
choosing the diner across the street from the hospital.
Oo3
PORTER, ______
Male.
25-30 | 37
PORTER would be going to heaven. Except for one thing.
His affair. Normally this might not be so bad. But PORTER
was a priest. Opps. He fathered three children with three
different women before dying. Other than that he was
practically a Saint.
Oo2
VERACRUZ, ______
None. Male.
22-26 | 47
I don’t about everyone else, but VERCRUZ, when I find
someone’s wallet I tend not to go on a shopping spree.
No damage was done. I mean they found you, but still
dude. Not cool.