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 The Nun and the Hippie, NWS
DouglaKing
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 01:11 PM


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THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE

A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have s3x?"

"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop.

The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says:
"I can tell you how to get to have s3x with her!"

"Yeah?", says the hippie.

"Yeah!", say the bus driver.. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God."

The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night.

"I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have s3x with me."

The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to an@l s3x, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity.

'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish.

"Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!"

"Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver!


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Sly
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 02:06 PM


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u and avi cud be gooood friends .. u have something in common hahaha-024.gif


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U Shouldn't Throw Stones if u live in a Glass House and if u Hav a Glass Jaw u Should Watch yr Mouth...

U either In CrEePeRs Or U Out .. U Cant b Both or When Its in Yr favor..
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Chris90
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 02:23 PM


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DouglaKing
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 03:30 PM


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You mad or what that was funny


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shotcaller
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 03:45 PM


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and this man tell me bout my jokes new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif


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Sly
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 04:03 PM


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QUOTE (shotcaller @ Sep 16 2009, 04:45 PM)
and this man tell me bout my jokes new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif

Yuh understand ... and he proud of he stale jokes 2 eh .. sigh .. i guh pray for u later sigh


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viking1705
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 10:28 PM


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avinashr
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 08:37 AM


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QUOTE (shotcaller @ Sep 16 2009, 03:45 PM)
and this man tell me bout my jokes new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif new_tomato.gif

soldier doh bother wit sly nah



he does sleep whole day and internet whole night

so he does read all these jokes all over de place and doh even post none here....

he is a loafer

then he tlkin bout stale,,,,,,,,, he LAME whistle%5B1%5D.gif


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Sly
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 11:15 AM


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QUOTE (avinashr @ Sep 18 2009, 09:37 AM)
soldier doh bother wit sly nah



he does sleep whole day and internet whole night

so he does read all these jokes all over de place and doh even post none here....

he is a loafer

then he tlkin bout stale,,,,,,,,, he LAME whistle%5B1%5D.gif

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Now that was funny ! popcorn.gif


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Posted: Sep 18 2009, 11:23 AM


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heard this 1 many times b4 ....


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Posted: Sep 18 2009, 12:56 PM


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