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The Nun and the Hippie, NWS| DouglaKing |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 01:11 PM
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 D' GiRLs' DeM DaRLiN  Group: Member Posts: 2,803 Member No.: 2,121 Joined: 30-December 08  |
THE NUN AND THE HIPPIE
A hippie gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: "Can we have s3x?" "No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippie and says: "I can tell you how to get to have s3x with her!" "Yeah?", says the hippie. "Yeah!", say the bus driver.. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray, so all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippie decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face. "Have s3x with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to an@l s3x, as she is desperate not to lose her Virginity. 'God' agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a Flourish. "Ha-ha," he cries. "I'm the hippie!" "Ha-ha," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver! --------------------  |
 
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| Sly |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 02:06 PM
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 WeSt SiDe KiLLaH Group: Member Posts: 10,001 Member No.: 1,955 Joined: 9-September 08 |
u and avi cud be gooood friends .. u have something in common
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| Chris90 |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 02:23 PM
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 D' BaDa$$ MoD Group: Moderator Posts: 476 Member No.: 1,808 Joined: 1-May 08 |
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| DouglaKing |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 03:30 PM
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D' GiRLs' DeM DaRLiN Group: Member Posts: 2,803 Member No.: 2,121 Joined: 30-December 08 |
You mad or what that was funny
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| shotcaller |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 03:45 PM
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 NoT A NeWbIe anymore Group: Member Posts: 51 Member No.: 2,329 Joined: 28-April 09 |
and this man tell me bout my jokes
 -------------------- RELENTLESS Autosound Krew- The krew to buss Late Night Tip in the arena :-D
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| Sly |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 04:03 PM
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WeSt SiDe KiLLaH Group: Member Posts: 10,001 Member No.: 1,955 Joined: 9-September 08 |
Yuh understand ... and he proud of he stale jokes 2 eh .. sigh .. i guh pray for u later sigh -------------------- U Shouldn't Throw Stones if u live in a Glass House and if u Hav a Glass Jaw u Should Watch yr Mouth... U either In CrEePeRs Or U Out .. U Cant b Both or When Its in Yr favor.. |
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| viking1705 |
Posted: Sep 16 2009, 10:28 PM
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^^^ -------------------- CrEePeRs!!:::[VIKING]
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| avinashr |
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 08:37 AM
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soldier doh bother wit sly nah he does sleep whole day and internet whole night so he does read all these jokes all over de place and doh even post none here.... he is a loafer then he tlkin bout stale,,,,,,,,, he LAME  -------------------- 140.3db Rookie 1 and counting!
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| Sly |
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 11:15 AM
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WeSt SiDe KiLLaH Group: Member Posts: 10,001 Member No.: 1,955 Joined: 9-September 08 |
Now that was funny !  -------------------- U Shouldn't Throw Stones if u live in a Glass House and if u Hav a Glass Jaw u Should Watch yr Mouth... U either In CrEePeRs Or U Out .. U Cant b Both or When Its in Yr favor.. |
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| (...Rovin...) |
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 11:23 AM
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 D' SpL MaN Group: Moderator Posts: 4,515 Member No.: 15 Joined: 7-August 07 |
heard this 1 many times b4 ....
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 ay doh play no movado sh!t music rong me eh...  152.5dbs with 1 15" on Iasca Meter 12\7\09 : Manny Ramjohn stadium ...  ...CrEePeRs CrEw RuLe !!!... |
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| Imogen |
Posted: Sep 18 2009, 12:56 PM
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