The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time.
She was reluctant to call on little Balgobin, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But, eventually, his turn came..... Little Balgobin walked up to the front of the class and, with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well, the teacher couldn't figure out what Balgobin had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was. 'It's a period,' reported Balgobin. 'Well, I can see that,' she said, 'but what's so exciting about a period?' 'Me nah know', said Balgobin, 'but, this morning, me sister say she miss one. Me Daddy get a heart attack. Me mother faint. And the next ting we know, the man next door shoot he self!'