A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court,
but the custody of their children posed a problem.
The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that
since she had brought the children into this world,
she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of
his children, so the judge asked for his side of the story.
After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and
"Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine and a Pepsi
comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, he won!