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Title: nurse nancy
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viking1705 - September 18, 2009 09:18 PM (GMT)
NURSE NANCY

Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says.

''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!''

''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''

All of a sudden they heard a blood curdling scream from down the hallway.

''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''


shotcaller - September 18, 2009 10:16 PM (GMT)
:hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

Sly - September 18, 2009 10:26 PM (GMT)
:o :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha: :hahaha:

viking1705 - September 19, 2009 01:04 AM (GMT)
i sorry for mr smith boi :hahaha:

Imogen - September 19, 2009 01:41 AM (GMT)
ouch...

(...Rovin...) - September 19, 2009 02:27 AM (GMT)
bwda - 1st was DK & now viking reposting 1 of meh jokes too ...... :doh:



http://z11.invisionfree.com/mktrinievents/...?showtopic=7771

viking1705 - September 19, 2009 02:57 PM (GMT)
lol..sorry didnt kno was a repost i jus got them in my mail so i decided to share them.at leas i get som ppl laughin




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