So, a werewolf squats by a tree stump to, you know, ease nature, right? Then he hears a were-rabbit approach from the other end of the tree stump to do the same thing.
Politely the werewolf turns to the were-rabbit and asks "Don't you hate it when poop gets stuck in your fur?"
To which the were-rabbit replies "Actually my fur is so soft that I never have that problem."
"Wow!" the werewolf exclaims in admiration.
"Yeah, it never sticks; it just slides right off."
"Well, in that case...."
The werewolf grabs the were-rabbit, wipes himself with the were-rabbit, and then gets up and continues on his way.