(Act/Com) Where the Heck Are We?[T], Warning: random insanity

[Cloudrunner]

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This fanfic is about four video game characters who get zapped to the real world. This first two chapters are just intros so bear with me it gets better.

YLink grinned as he walked quietly down the hall hoping not to be noticed. “Pi pi pi pichu?” asked YLink’s companion, the small electric mouse Pichu. The translator in his ear translated it to “Are you sure about this?”

“Sure I’m sure,” he replied confidently. “What could go wrong?”

“Lets see…” Pichu said (from now on what he says will be heard through one of the characters’ translators). “We could get caught and my brother will hurt us and possibly kill us if no one comes along because of his anger management issues.”

“Yeah well I don’t intend on being caught. Do you?”

“No but…”

“Then it’s settled.”

Pichu sighed. Personally, the only reason he had decided to come is to make sure YLink wasn’t killed. His older evolved brother had some anger management issues and hated it when people snuck into his room. However, Pikachu had a lot of video games and a large plasma-screen TV. It had become a game between some of the Smashers to see who could sneak in there and play video games without being caught. Of course, like all great games, there was a lot of risk involved. Yoshi tried and if Mewtwo hadn’t come along Yoshi would have been barbecue.

“Pichu, we’re here,” YLink said, snapping Pichu out of his thoughts.

The duo slipped into the room and YLink grinned. There was the TV completely unguarded. They flopped into some beanbag chairs and grabbed the controllers.

Meanwhile elsewhere… IN THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVE!

“We’re here!” a brown haired girl declared as she and her friend walked in a house.

“Obviously,” her blonde companion stated while shaking the water from her hair. “Why am I wet? We could have ridden the bus here.”

“I think it’s to tell the readers that it’s raining which has some significant meaning later on,” the brown haired girl, Madi, answered.

“And you would know this how?”

“Um…random guess?” Madi poorly attempted to hide a copy of the script, which burst into flame.

And suddenly, because the authoress was bored, she warped the characters upstairs to THE GAME ROOM OF DOOM!!!

(Note: THE GAME ROOM OF DOOM!!! Is a copyright trademark belonging to Rhonda. No stealing. Thanks very much. Love, Clarinut12’s crazy editor, Rhonda. But more of her love goes to ponies.) (Note2: Clarinut12 made the error of asking her friend Rhonda to read this and make any nessecary edits. Being a moronic moron, she forgot that Rhonda made weird edits. And thus, Rhonda stole THE GAME ROOM OF DOOM!!! And for the record the THE and !!! ALWAYS accompany GAME ROOM OF DOOM. Thank you for your kind patience and remember to review this fic. Love Clarinut12, the real owner of THE GAME ROOM OF DOOM!!! But more of her love goes to YLink.)

Anyway.

“Yay, video games!” the duo cried in unison.

And thus, the insane sugar and videogame-obsessed weekend began. Little did they know it would be an adventure of a lifetime…

Meanwhile in Pikachu’s room…

YLink and Pichu sat playing SSBM (That’s how they get so good in real life) when they here a voice behind them.

“Stand up, turn around with your hands in the air and I might not shock you!” barked a mousey voice.

Pikachu had his tail in an electric socket and he didn’t look happy

[lozx]

This could get very good. Keep going!

[Cloudrunner]

“Sneaking in my room, eh? You think that’s funny?” lectured the electric rodent unaware that his captives’ arms were getting tired. “And my own brother. I would have expected from you.”

“Brother, I told him it wasn’t a good idea and…”

“SILENCE!!!” Pikachu cut Pichu off. “Impudent rodents like you need to be severely punished.” Link didn’t bother to point out that Pikachu was indeed a rodent.

Meanwhile elsewhere in the mansion…

“Hey we’re right here!” Fox protested.

Crap, I’m too late.

A minute ago…

Fox was showing Kilik to a room he could stay in while he visited a few old friends when they heard someone giving a lecture. Knowing what could’ve happened Fox drew his mystical staff, a weapon given to him by his friend Krystal. (Down with Krystal!) Trusting the fox’s instinct and knowledge, the reddish-brown headed 23-year-old held his red and gold rod, the Kali-Yuga, at ready.

“Hey leave them alone, Pikachu!” the fox cried.

“I’ll do as I like with people who invade my privacy.”

“Not when it involves hurting them. You know the rules.”

“Shut up dog and mind your own business!” With that, Pikachu let off an electric jolt…

Back to the fangirls

Madi and her friend, Mandy, had set up the Gamecubes and started up a SSBM and Soul Caliber 2 match. Mandy was playing SC2 as Kilik against Voldo. Martha had set up an SSBM team match with YLink, Pichu, and Fox on her team against Pikachu on the hardest level. Pikachu had just let off an electric jolt at Fox…

Guess where!

…the jolt hit Fox and Kilik rushed forward and struck at Pikachu with his rod but the speedy rodent dodged it and shocked Kilik sending him sprawling into the TV knocking it over.

Switching again…

The jolt hit Fox and Pikachu let off another one that missed. Martha somehow made YLink do a jump-slash at Pikachu…

On SC2 Kilik did a vertical strike but missed and Voldo hit him in the side knocking him over…

Guess what…

YLink, taking advantage of Pikachu’s distraction, did a jump slash and missed, earning him an electric jolt. However, Pichu slammed into his side knocking him over. Pikachu seized the smaller rodent and threw him across the room, following with an electric jolt. (The room isn’t that big)

Switch-o-rama!

“Yes!” Madi cheered as Pichu’s Skullbash hit Pikachu. Fox began shooting at Pikachu

“C’mon,” Mandy said as Kilik got up and began poking Voldo with the Kali-Yuga.

Here we go again…

Kilik leapt to his feet and began attempting to hit Pika, who was behind the now slanted TV was with the end of the end of his rod. The enraged mouse sent off an enormous blast that sent the TV and Kilik flying. Fox used his staff’s magical shield and YLink used Nayru’s Love, a protecting spell, to block the blast. (Note to those who haven’t played the Zelda series: (poor deprived children) In the series Nayru’s Love was originally Link’s spell. For some reason Nintendo used it as one of Zelda’s attacks.) The shields held for a moment, then they broke and the magic flew out of the fox and fairy boy and. Pichu had been near the blow and had been hit the least but it was enough to send him flying and he landed on top the pile of our heroes, the TV and other such clutter.

Pikachu’s actions hadn’t gone unnoticed for Mewtwo had arrived and was planning to unleash his psychic fury. (Yay fury!) To Pichu’s eyes, it looked like purple blur vs. yellow blur. He let his eyes drop and, for a moment, his vision cleared.

Were they actually sinking into the TV?

The next chapter should have a lot more humor as the introduction is done!

Please reply. Constructive critacizem accepted.