What Would You Do If (envy Style)

[martyr_lor]

this was a game on the mighty boosh forum i'm on so i copied them all and edited them to be an envy quiz

copy it and fill it in!!!!!

what would you do if you met jarvey after u got splashed with mud


What would you do if you saw mark in a shop?


wht would you do if you accidentally ruined jim's stage clothes by bumping into him with coffee


What would you do if you were ali's haidresser and you made a complete mess of it?


What would you do if you (whilst trying to meet them) ended up in their van...and drove off with you still in it?


what would u do if you were overheard talking dirrty about your fave envy boy by their girlfriend?


What would you do If jarvey was moving in next door 2 you??


What would you do if you found out that your ex-boyfriend (who you can't stand now) is in fact closely related to mark?


what would you do if they never made anymore albums?!


What would you do if your dog attacked jim?


What would you do if ali tried to cheat on hannah with you ??


What would you do if they cancelled their tour?


what would you do if you had spent all your money on envy merch?



What would you do if your mum suddenly developed a crush on your fave envy boy?


What would you do if jarvey and mark fell out?


What would you do if you were put in prison for stalking jim??


Qhat would you do if ali knocked on your door looking for a neighbours house?


What would you do if you found out jarvey was your long lost cousin?


What would you do if you recieved an invite to mark's birthday ?


what would you do if you saw jim walk down your street


What would you do if ali asked you to be in the band?


What would you do if you saw jarvey sobbing in an alley way


What would you do if you one a ticket to every single show


What would you do if mark said you could go on tour with them?


What would you do if jim asked you if you were hungry?


What would you do if ali mistook you for someone else?


What would you do if you were asked by ali to do a sing with him?


What would you do if you went to party and jarvey was there?


What would you do if you won a competition where the prize was ALL the merchandise off the website?


What would you do if you saw mark and asked for a picture, but he shoved you away and told you to get lost?


What would you do if jim sent you an e-mail asking you loads of questions


What would you do if the ali ask you over for xmas dinner ?


What would you do if jarvey turned up at your house singing christmas carols?


What would do if mark wrote you a letter?


What would you do if you were invited to jim's wedding?


What would you do if you worked in a restaurant and ali came in?


What would you do if you spill something over jarvey?


What would you ask them if you had to interview mark?


What would you do if you saw jim fall over?


What would you do if you found ali's coat on the london tube?


What would you do if you were asked to attend an awards show as jarvey's date?


What would you do if you found out that your best friend had been sleeping with your fave envy boy


What you do if you heard mark was ill from a radioactive spider bite?


What would you do if you found jim living in your wardrobe?


What would you do if ali got a wrong number and called your phone by accident?


What would do if you wher a photoghapher for a magazine and they wher doing an envy special?



What would you do if jarvey threw a strop halfway through the photo shoot and left the studio?


What would you do if you wher outside a pub/club nd one of the jim offered u a ciggerette?


What would you do if you saw mark on the other side of a busy road?


what would you do if ali found all this quiz?


What would you do if jarvey turned up at your door lost and confused?


What would you do if mark asked you to finish his bar of chocolate?


What would you do if they all accused you of stealing phil the pheasant?


What would you do if you saw jim and ali fighting in the streets, saying that envy & other sins was over?


What would you do if you walked round a corner and saw jarvey and mark kissing?

[martyr_lor]

what would you do if you met jarvey after u got splashed with mud?
I'D PROBABLY LAUGH ABOUT IT AND TELL HIM WHAT HAPPENED


What would you do if you saw mark in a shop?
GO OVER AND SAY HI OF COURSE


wht would you do if you accidentally ruined jim's stage clothes by bumping into him with coffee
I'D BE SOOOOO APOLOGETIC


What would you do if you were ali's haidresser and you made a complete mess of it?
HAHA I'D BE EMBARRESSED AND SAY SORRY ALOT


What would you do if you (whilst trying to meet them) ended up in their van...and drove off with you still in it?
YAY PORTABLE FAN!


what would u do if you were overheard talking dirrty about your fave envy boy by their girlfriend?
HAHAHA............OOPSIE BE LIKE "NOT HIM, ITS ANOTHER *BLEEPS OUT NAME* I KNOW"
TIS A COMMON NAME SO IT'D NOT BE HARD TO COVER UP


What would you do If jarvey was moving in next door 2 you??
YAYYYY I'D MAKING HIM A WELCOME CAKE


What would you do if you found out that your ex-boyfriend (who you can't stand now) is in fact closely related to mark?
MEH I DONT CARE I'M ALREADY MARK'S PAL


what would you do if they never made anymore albums?!
MY LIFE WOULD BE AT AN END


What would you do if your dog attacked jim?
BE QUITE SUPRISED AS I DONT HAVE A DOG


What would you do if ali tried to cheat on hannah with you ??
NO ALI! NAUGHTY ALI! DOWN BOY! LOL (I HIGHLY DOUBT HE WOULD ANYWAY)


What would you do if they cancelled their tour?
SOB


what would you do if you had spent all your money on envy merch?
SO WHAT'S NEW


What would you do if your mum suddenly developed a crush on your fave envy
boy?
I WOULDN'T BE SUPRISED TBH


What would you do if jarvey and mark fell out?
TRY AND GET THEM TALKING AGAIN


What would you do if you were put in prison for stalking jim??
BE LIKE "NOOOOOOOO THAT WAS AGES AGO" HAHAHAHA *JOKE*


What would you do if ali knocked on your door looking for a neighbours house?
INVITE HIM IN FOR A CUPPA


What would you do if you found out jarvey was your long lost cousin?
I'D HAVE ONE OF THE COOLEST COUSINS EVA


What would you do if you recieved an invite to mark's birthday ?
GO TO HIS BIRTHDAY OF COURSE

what would you do if you saw jim walk down your street
RUN OUT MY HOUSE AND DRAG HIM IN FOR A CUPPA


What would you do if ali asked you to be in the band?
HELL YES!!!!!!!!!


What would you do if you saw jarvey sobbing in an alley way
AW I'D PROBABLY CRY WITH HIM


What would you do if you one a ticket to every single show
ERR GO TO EVERY SHOW?


What would you do if mark said you could go on tour with them?
GO OBVIOUSLY


What would you do if jim asked you if you were hungry?
HAHAHA WELL IF I WAS HUNGRY I'D SAY YES


What would you do if ali mistook you for someone else?
BE KINDA ANNOYED SINCE HE SHOULD KNOW ME BY NOW HAHA



What would you do if you were asked by ali to do a sOng with him?
I'D DO IT OF COURSE


What would you do if you went to party and jarvey was there?
HANG OUT WITH HIM


What would you do if you won a competition where the prize was ALL the merchandise off the website?
BE EXSTATIC


What would you do if you saw mark and asked for a picture, but he shoved you
away and told you to get lost?
THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN AS MARK IS A SWEETHEART


What would you do if jim sent you an e-mail asking you loads of questions
ANSWER THEM LOL


What would you do if the ali ask you over for xmas dinner ?
UM, I DUNNO, I MIGHT JUST GO LOL


What would you do if jarvey turned up at your house singing christmas carols?
HAHAHA GIVE HIM A CUP OF COCO AND A MINCE PIE


What would do if mark wrote you a letter?
WRITE HIM ONE BACK (I'VE WROTE HIM LETTERS B4 TBH)


What would you do if you were invited to jim's wedding?
GO LOL!


What would you do if you worked in a restaurant and ali came in?
GIVE HIM DISCOUNT HAHA


What would you do if you spill something over jarvey?
BE LIKE "SOWWWWEEEEE"


What would you ask if you had to interview mark?
I DUNNO TBH
I KINDA GO SHY ROUND MARK SOMETIMES :s


What would you do if you saw jim fall over?
LAUGH! THEN ASK IF HE'S OK


What would you do if you found ali's coat on the london tube?
KEEP IT FOR HIM UNTIL I SAW HIM NEXT


What would you do if you were asked to attend an awards show as jarvey's date?
UM.........WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS GIRLFRIEND?



What would you do if you found out that your best friend had been sleeping with
your fave envy boy
WELL MY BEST FRIEND IS A GAY GUY SO I'D BE QUITE SUPRISED LOL



What you do if you heard mark was ill from a radioactive spider bite?
OH NO!!!!!!! I'D GO VISIT HIM AND TRY TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER


What would you do if you found jim living in your wardrobe?
HAHAHAHAHAHA ITS WHERE HE BELONGS


What would you do if ali got a wrong number and called your phone by accident?
HAVE A LOVELY CHAT
THEN PRESS 1471 AND GET HIS NUMBER
(OH COME ON, UD DO IT TOO)


What would do if you wher a photoghapher for a magazine and they wher doing an
envy special?
BE LIKE "WOOOOOOPIE"




What would you do if jarvey threw a strop halfway through the photo shoot and left the studio?
FOLLOW HIM AND CALM HIM DOWN


What would you do if you wher outside a pub/club nd one of the jim offered u a
ciggerette?
SO WHAT'S NEW?


What would you do if you saw mark on the other side of a busy road?
SHOUT HI ACCROSS THE ROAD


what would you do if ali found all this quiz?
WOULDN'T MIND


What would you do if jarvey turned up at your door lost and confused?
HAHAHA INVITE HIM IN


What would you do if mark asked you to finish his bar of chocolate?
I'D FINISH IT


What would you do if they all accused you of stealing phil the pheasant?
CRY!!!!!!!!!


What would you do if you saw jim and ali fighting in the streets, saying that envy &
other sins was over?
GO OVER AND BE LIKE "NOOOOOOOOOO IT CANT BE, WE CAN WORK THIS OUT GUYS!"


What would you do if you walked round a corner and saw jarvey and mark
kissing?
OMG HOW RANDOM!

[Lady Envious]

what would you do if you met jarvey after u got splashed with mud
apoiges and probley laff about it i might be upset depened what im wearing

What would you do if you saw mark in a shop?
propley think its a look alike and regret later not seeing if it was him

what would you do if you accidentally ruined jim's stage clothes by bumping into him with coffee
apoliges alot and ask him if there anythink i can do (can have going on stage a mess)

What would you do if you were ali's haidresser and you made a complete mess of it? 1st tell him ive never done anyones hair but my own witch is true and apoliges and do it for free of course


What would you do if you (whilst trying to meet them) ended up in their van...and drove off with you still in it?
propley worrie about were there taking me

what would u do if you were overheard talking dirrty about your fave envy boy by their girlfriend? run a mile lol


What would you do If jarvey was moving in next door 2 you??
offer him help with his stuff and to show him around the area and vist him alot

What would you do if you found out that your ex-boyfriend (who you can't stand now) is in fact closely related to mark? laff in his face and not bleve him (he looks nothink like mark lol) and even if there was good proff i wouldnt care


what would you do if they never made anymore albums?!
be sad and dissapointed

What would you do if your dog attacked jim?
i dont have a dog

What would you do if ali tried to cheat on hannah with you ??
let him hahaha

What would you do if they cancelled their tour?
depeneds on the reasion

what would you do if you had spent all your money on envy merch?
get more money some how - im verry careful with my money so it would probley never happen


What would you do if your mum suddenly developed a crush on your fave envy boy? scream the house down


What would you do if jarvey and mark fell out?
i dont know if i could help i would

What would you do if you were put in prison for stalking jim??
get someone to bail me out and laff about it latter

Qhat would you do if ali knocked on your door looking for a neighbours house?


What would you do if you found out jarvey was your long lost cousin?
propley not bleve unless there was hard proff and then be stund

What would you do if you recieved an invite to mark's birthday ?
make sure i got him the bestest pressent

what would you do if you saw jim walk down your street
probley not think it was him unless i have a resson to think so and then ill probley say hi

What would you do if ali asked you to be in the band?
propley ask him if he was joking and if he wasnt i tell him that i cant play anythink but i would like to say yes

What would you do if you saw jarvey sobbing in an alley way


What would you do if you one a ticket to every single show
beg my mom to let me go and jump up and down with joy

What would you do if mark said you could go on tour with them?
think he was joking and if he wasnt ask my mom and then say ok

What would you do if jim asked you if you were hungry?
ask why lol

What would you do if ali mistook you for someone else?
propley laff about it and tell him im not them

What would you do if you were asked by ali to do a sing with him?
tell him i cant sing but i would love to

What would you do if you went to party and jarvey was there?
i dont know propley get some pictures

What would you do if you won a competition where the prize was ALL the merchandise off the website?
be really really happy


What would you do if you saw mark and asked for a picture, but he shoved you away and told you to get lost?
probley be really upset and just walk away


What would you do if jim sent you an e-mail asking you loads of questions
well it depends on the qestions but ill aswer them

What would you do if the ali ask you over for xmas dinner ?
say yes hoping my nan wouldnt mind

What would you do if jarvey turned up at your house singing christmas carols? smile alot


What would do if mark wrote you a letter?
reply i gess

What would you do if you were invited to jim's wedding?
i would go

What would you do if you worked in a restaurant and ali came in?
give free food out of my own wages and say hello

What would you do if you spill something over jarvey?
same answer to the over spilling qestion


What would you ask them if you had to interview mark?
ask you guys for help with qestions

What would you do if you saw jim fall over?
help him up and ask him if he is ok

What would you do if you found ali's coat on the london tube?
keep it till i got home and probley find some way of giving it back


What would you do if you were asked to attend an awards show as jarvey's date? arwww.. i would gladly aspect


What would you do if you found out that your best friend had been sleeping with your fave envy boy try and be happy for her


What you do if you heard mark was ill from a radioactive spider bite?
asume that stuch animals only exist in comics and it is just a rumer
unless hurd from her and propley make a get well card idea project


What would you do if you found jim living in your wardrobe?
ill propley find him some were better to live like on my sofa till somethinks sorted

What would you do if ali got a wrong number and called your phone by accident?tell him that he got the wrong number


What would do if you wher a photoghapher for a magazine and they wher doing an envy special? jump for joy in my head (staying perfesional) and do the bestest shot and keep the all the shots



What would you do if jarvey threw a strop halfway through the photo shoot and left the studio? go after him and just have a quite word and talk tho what ever hes not happy with and sort the problem asp


What would you do if you wher outside a pub/club nd one of the jim offered u a ciggerette? tell him that i dont smoke


What would you do if you saw mark on the other side of a busy road?


what would you do if ali found all this quiz?
laff

What would you do if jarvey turned up at your door lost and confused?
arwww.. take him in help him find home

What would you do if mark asked you to finish his bar of chocolate?
probley say no thanks unless he really insinted

What would you do if they all accused you of stealing phil the pheasant?
be verry upset

What would you do if you saw jim and ali fighting in the streets, saying that envy & other sins was over?
probley be kinda upset and kinda ask them not to agree and explain that i was a fan and that i dont want the band to end


What would you do if you walked round a corner and saw jarvey and mark kissing?
say nothink

[Envious Emma]

what would you do if you met jarvey after u got splashed with mud
I would point it out and hope it makes an entertaining story

What would you do if you saw mark in a shop?
Depends what the shop was selling, but I would say hello.

wht would you do if you accidentally ruined jim's stage clothes by bumping into him with coffee
I would apologise a hell of a lot and see what I could do to fix the situation

What would you do if you were ali's haidresser and you made a complete mess of it?
I would give him a refund if he wanted one, and try and make it better

What would you do if you (whilst trying to meet them) ended up in their van...and drove off with you still in it?
I would eventually tell them so as soon as they got too far to return me :-p

what would u do if you were overheard talking dirrty about your fave envy boy by their girlfriend?
Ouch, difficult one seeing as I couldnt really get involved... I would probably have to not get involved

What would you do If jarvey was moving in next door 2 you??
Wonder what on earth hes doing back at uni and invite him to mine for tea... a lot

What would you do if you found out that your ex-boyfriend (who you can't stand now) is in fact closely related to mark?
Laugh, sigh, and ignore this fact after mentioning it to Mark and asking nothing to change because of it

what would you do if they never made anymore albums?!
I would have to deal with it after many hours of therapy... and send them the bill

What would you do if your dog attacked jim?
I would kick my invisible dog and again, apologise to Jim a lot... paying for yet another costume revamp

What would you do if ali tried to cheat on hannah with you ??
Ouch, well erm... I wouldnt let him... unless I was really drunk... and then well... no.. thats still no excuse. NO

What would you do if they cancelled their tour?
Get my Journo hat on to find out why

what would you do if you had spent all your money on envy merch?
I have done that already, and I flipping love every bit of it!

What would you do if your mum suddenly developed a crush on your fave envy boy?
I would laugh a little... a lot

What would you do if jarvey and mark fell out?
Hope they make up again :-(

What would you do if you were put in prison for stalking jim??
Haha... I would continue to send him the letters and use my one call to leave a message on his answer phone

What would you do if ali knocked on your door looking for a neighbours house?
Welcome him in, and then help him find the house after a few hours

What would you do if you found out jarvey was your long lost cousin?
Laugh a little and then ask why he's not kept in contact nearly enough with the family

What would you do if you recieved an invite to mark's birthday ?
See if I could make it!

what would you do if you saw jim walk down your street
Shockingly walk over to him and ask why

What would you do if ali asked you to be in the band?
Ask what he intends for me to do as part of the band

What would you do if you saw jarvey sobbing in an alley way
Comfort him

What would you do if you one a ticket to every single show
Go to all the ones I could manage

What would you do if mark said you could go on tour with them?
Go to everything

What would you do if jim asked you if you were hungry?
I would work out if I was hungry and answer him accordingly

What would you do if ali mistook you for someone else?
Remind him who I am

What would you do if you were asked by ali to do a sing with him?
I would laugh a lot..

What would you do if you went to party and jarvey was there?
I would laugh a lot and then hang around with him the rest of the night

What would you do if you won a competition where the prize was ALL the merchandise off the website?
Haha, I would have doubles of everything...

What would you do if you saw mark and asked for a picture, but he shoved you away and told you to get lost?
I would curse myself for being such an idiot... that wasn't actually Mark, what a div!

What would you do if jim sent you an e-mail asking you loads of questions
Answer them

What would you do if the ali ask you over for xmas dinner ?
Try and make it

What would you do if jarvey turned up at your house singing christmas carols?
Laugh a lot! Get a bit confused, and them invite him in

What would do if mark wrote you a letter?
Reply to the letter, then pin the letter up on my noticeboard

What would you do if you were invited to jim's wedding?
Try and attend

What would you do if you worked in a restaurant and ali came in?
Get him a drink on the house then spend lots of time chatting at his table

What would you do if you spill something over jarvey?
Apologise for being such a clutz today, and hope him and Jim dont sue me

What would you ask them if you had to interview mark?
I would ask some damn good questions

What would you do if you saw jim fall over?
Help him back up

What would you do if you found ali's coat on the london tube?
Take it with me and attempt to get it back to him somehow

What would you do if you were asked to attend an awards show as jarvey's date?
Laugh a lot and then try and figure out who he was actually trying to ask

What would you do if you found out that your best friend had been sleeping with your fave envy boy
Be a little shocked and then wish them well

What you do if you heard mark was ill from a radioactive spider bite?
Help him design a cool costume

What would you do if you found jim living in your wardrobe?
Invite him to have the spare matress,

What would you do if ali got a wrong number and called your phone by accident?
Have a long chat and then let him call the person he was trying to reach

What would do if you wher a photoghapher for a magazine and they wher doing an envy special?
Take damn good photos

What would you doif jarvey threw a strop halfway through the photo shoot and left the studio?
Find out why

What would you do if you wher outside a pub/club nd one of the jim offered u a ciggerette?
Thanks but no thanks, unless I was really drunk

What would you do if you saw mark on the other side of a busy road?
I wouldn't make the same mistake as I did in Camden! I would run across and talk to him

what would you do if ali found all this quiz?
Laugh

What would you do if jarvey turned up at your door lost and confused?
Invite him in and then help

What would you do if mark asked you to finish his bar of chocolate?
Finish his bar of chocolate

What would you do if they all accused you of stealing phil the pheasant?
I would laugh and then tell them it wasnt me

What would you do if you saw jim and ali fighting in the streets, saying that envy & other sins was over?
I would make them make up

What would you do if you walked round a corner and saw jarvey and mark kissing?
Laugh silently, and then wait till they'd stopped before saying hello to them and pretending I hadnt seen it

[martyr_lor]

NOTE TO OTHER SINNERS: DO NOT GET EMMA AND ALI DRUNK THEM LEAVE THEM ALONE TOGETHER LOL

i think i almost woke the whole house up laughing at how you'd use your one call to phone jim's answer phone lol

[Envious Emma]

Haha, I think that was my only interesting answer, the rest were pretty normal responses