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winner of village of the year more times
than anybody's bothered to keep count,
safest village in the country, home of the
country's most oblivious citizens, and
host to a dark secret. when the rules for
survival dictate blending in, how do you
fare against the odds?
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REGISTRATION STATS
females: 4
males: 5
NEWARK POLICE SERVICE
females: 1
males: 2
NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH ALLIANCE
females: 1
males: 0
NEWARK CITIZENS
females: 2
males: 3
LOCATION
summer june 2oo8
WEATHER
partly cloudy with a slight breeze.
temperatures with highs around
25°c and lows around low 7°c.
UPCOMING EVENTS
to be announced
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Credits

the admins of the board created everything from the ideas of the creators of the film hot fuzz. that includes the graphics, rules, plot, canons, template, sign-up forms, forum descriptions, and various information threads throughout the board. some of the icons in the canon list came from various livejournal sources. any character ideas are credited to their respective owners. the skin was created by lea of red carpet & rebellion. the sidebar is credited to roswenth of rpg directory.
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Welcome back; your last visit was on Feb 10 2010, 05:40 AM
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general information as with most places, this is where
the important stuff is held. the rules,
plot, and any other information that's
important to the board can be found in
here. before you join the board, you
should read and understand everything
inside.
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newark citizen not only is it it the newspaper
of the village, it's also the
board announcement forum. make
sure to keep an eye out for new
board updates. also, if you're
thinking about joining, it'd
probably be a good idea to check
out the announcements to see what
has happened in the game.
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May 20 2008, 12:08 PM In: the newspaper. By: stace |
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help desk what would any board be without
good old fashioned complaints?
or suggestions for the board if
you like to look on the bright
side of things.
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Jan 5 2010, 02:42 PM In: factory video productions g... By: Gicharcax |
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character creation this is where all information
regarding creating a character
for the board can be found. the
canon list, application template,
as well as where you can submit
your character application. we
as that you please submit your
application in the appropriate
subforum for review.
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Jan 5 2010, 02:40 PM In: video foda gay numa boleia ... By: Gicharcax |
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character files this is where all the applications
of acecpted members are kept. once
your appy is moved here, you're all
set to start roleplaying. for some
reason if you ever need to change
something in your app, just contact
an admin and we can open it back up.
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May 24 2008, 08:48 PM In: KILLAM, matt. By: lyss |
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sign-ups once you've had your character accepted
by the board staff, feel free to check
out this forum which is exactly as it's
title states: sign-ups for different things.
instant messengers, telephone numbers,
jobs, residences, etc.
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May 26 2008, 12:15 PM In: journal registry By: abigail rose |
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communication all forms of communication used
during the 21st century.
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May 24 2008, 06:55 PM In: i won't be crying when ... By: gerry smythe |
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journals feel like putting your innermost
thoughts and feelings on paper?
okay, so other people can read
what you have on paper and at
times it can be used against you,
but hey...lots of people do it.
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May 22 2008, 03:13 AM In: IF FOUND PLEASE RETURN TO By: danielle lowell |
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plotting center no, this is not the place for plot
pages, but where members can get
together and hash out any sort of
plot that they have in mind. it's
also the place to post any requests
for specific characters.
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May 24 2008, 11:07 PM In: it must be REAL..x By: abigail rose |
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newark police station my, my. here come the fuzz. and this
is where they work. yes, the home of
newark's bumbling police force. if
somebody knocked over your garbage
cans or your swan escaped from the
castle, they're your guys. there's
really not much to do when the crime
rate's so low, eh?
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village council building where all the politics of the village
goes down. the people who are responsible
for making sure the village is in keeping
with the ideals an aesthetic work inside.
they're usually model citizens, although
as with all parts of the village, it does
hold its fair share of rotten apples.
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shoppes what village is complete without the
corner shops and the newsagents, even
the odd secondhand clothes store?
run by seemingly pleasant people and
everything at a reasonable price, these
are a necessity in any village... particularly
this one, of course.
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the pub the pub is a good place to go; although
run by a rather eccentric pair, it does serve
some of the best drinks you will get and
people who come from outside the village
agree. it's part of the reason why so many
prizes are awarded to the little village.
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village center think kind of like a park: you have
the expanse of perfectly manicured
green grass, some benches, a pretty
little fountain. during the warmer
weather, it's not uncommon to see
people lounging outside here. that
and plenty of events go on in this
area as well.
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May 27 2008, 07:43 AM In: ++just wasting away By: gerry smythe |
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residences and this, of course, is where the
character's stay in their picture-perfect
little houses. sign-up for a residence
in the sign-ups board up above.
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everywhere else we forgot some place in the center of the
village that you want to post at? wouldn't
doubt it; we couldn't come up with every
location known to man. so simply tag your
thread with your location and you're all set.
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sittow river why, what a pleasant little river this
is! it runs along with a gentle trickling
sound and seems just as perfect and
picture-esque as the village itself. it even
has little fish swimming in it visibly, as
pretty as the landscape around it.
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meadowbrook farms aww, what a pretty little farm. with
it's little cows in the field and
duckies in the pond. it's just like
something out of a painting. okay,
so that might be exaggerating a bit,
but it is pretty. the people seem to
love this place. owned by a very down
to earth man who often makes his land
open to the public. it's the perfect
place to go and hunt some birds, or
just walk in the woods.
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bentick castle bentick castle is a very old castle
in the village and events are even
sometimes held here. the village people
love this place very much and they are
rightfully extremely proud of it.
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model village it's the village, but in miniature.
how cute! situated just outside the
center of the village, everything in
this little patch of land is an
exact replica of the greater village
it sits within...all the way down to
the miniature model village.
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everywhere else wait a minute! we forgot somewhere?
we're so sorry. just post it in here and
then we're all back on speaking terms.
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general chat okay, so you're muse is dead, or
you're just bored to tears...
hopefully a little ooc chatter will
help make things better. come here to
play some games, introduce yourself,
let the board know that you're taking
a leave of absence, or simply talk
about something random.
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May 26 2008, 12:05 PM In: STALKER! game By: gerry smythe |
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graphics shop suck at graphics? well, the politically
correct term is 'graphically challenged'.
post inside and the graphically capable
members of the boardwill help you out.
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May 23 2008, 09:49 AM In: darla baker By: abigail rose |
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advertising center have a board? congratulations!
so do i! and like most people,
you probably want to advertise
your board to get members. have
at it! just make sure you keep
it to this board. and make sure
that we can advertise on your
board as well.it's only fair.
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Jan 5 2010, 02:42 PM In: gay bars louisville ky musl... By: Gicharcax |
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archives this is where threads and
characters come to die. if a
thread has been completed or
abandoned, or if a character
brutally murdered or deemed
inactive, this is where they
can be found. if anything has
been moved here by mistake,
just contact an admin and
we'll move it back.
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