Simple rules!

When someone makes a wish, you have to grant it, but make it bad.

Example:
First poster: I wish I had a mills bills :godot: !
2nd poster: Ok, but you can't spend it :franziska: !

Wish: I wish I could play katamari damacy!

(This game reminds me of my youth. Like the scent of fresh GameFAQs, you see.)

Granted, but your arm falls off.

I wish I could cuddle Machi Tobaye.

Ok, but he punches you in the skull and breaks it!

I wish I could meet :yanni: .

Granted, but he murders you.

I wish I wasn't in a hurry

Ok but now your sluggish at everything you do! :redd:

It would appear to be the case that yo have not contribted your wish.

I contribte my wish that I wold stop talking like this. Oh, and that my "U" key wold work.

granted, but now the rest of the keys are broken!

I wish :sal: would die!

Granted, but Maya handcuffs you to herself then channels Sal FOREVER!
Oh, Join the CR Web Chat, YoungWright.

I wish my wish would be corrupted.

Granted. Your wish is now a drug dealer.

I wish I could just spend all day sitting around playing video games forever.

Granted, but they're all horrible movie games that got a 1 out of 5 on XPLAY For extreme lameness!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was a movie star! (for lack of a better wish)

OOH! I'm playing this game on another forum. It's fun. :miles:

Granted, but you are involved in a horrilbe scandal on your first day of work.


I wish :ema: and :miles: were a couple.

granted. because of them you are now going to die.

I wish for... NOTHING

GRANTED.
YOU GOT... SOMETHING.

I wish I had more time to get things ready and organized before school starts :[

Granted, but now you have to take the super hard classes.

I wish I was Godot. (gee, I WONDER what bad thing might happen from that... *sarcasm* )

Granted, but you become him once he's in jail.

I wish DCJ would change his avatar. Or at least make the sprite better.

Granted, and now he can TALK!

I wish you wouldn't make fun of people avatars, Drama.
(that really hurt, y'know? :butz: )

Granted, but everyone's avatars change into something cheesy you hate , so one person NEEDS to make fun of them.

I wish I would stop having bitchy days, such as today.

Granted, but now you are trapped in a Disney cartoon, where it's ALWAYS happy....
(i am so evil... :gant laugh: )

I wish my room was clean.

granted but all the stuff was removed

I wish I knew what I would wish for

Granted, but you can't wish for it.

I wish it could be christ-mas, every-dayyyy...

Granted, but now I hate you for the constant "jingle bells" songs at my favorite mall hangout spot... and I shoot you. *Drama is shot*.

I wish I had all my stuff back from previous wish! :butz:

Granted, but you have to move just before it's back.

I wish I was dead.

Okay but you are forced to roam the earth as a ghost, tormented by your past life.

I wish I wish pre-deaths Diego Armando.

I wish that made sence.

Granted, but nothing else does.

I wish cat blanket hedgehog Solid Snake ball.

Granted, but I dont get it so its not granted.

I wish I was the best gunslinger ever!

grntd bt u sht urslf.

i wsh we cud mk sns!

Translation: Granted but you shoot yourself.

I wish we could make sence!

Granted, but we speak in all different languages.

-Insert Wingdings here, i.e. Borgianese-

granted, but you wish for something.

Eu desejo que você poderia compreender este

Concedido, mas tem que ir por sobre nove mil tradutores na próxima vez.

Isso disse, desejo para uma bandeja de pedra de gelo.

Ç ïõóßá óõìâáßíåé

Granted, but now you cannot ever speak anything other than English! (try that again... In ENGLISH!)

I wish I could shapeshift.

Granted but you may only turn into things that you are allergic to.

I wish that La Mulana Wii would release already.

Granted, but you lose interest in videogames for the rest of your life.

I wish I was a lawyer like :phoenix:.

Granted, but
[spoiler] Your mentor will die, you will be accused of murdering her, your assistant will constantly be accused of murder as well, you will fall off a bridge trying to save said assistant, you will be whipped into unconsciousness, have boiling coffee thrown at your face, and your career will end prematurely when you accidentally present forged evidence, and you will live as a disgraced hobo for the rest of your life (or at least 7 years). [/spoiler]

I wish I could go to Gatewater Land. :badger:

Granted, but

[spoiler] You will be held against your will, meet a talking wolf and a self-proclaimed great thief who hasn't stolen anything yet, reminisce about a catus and experience fatique and anger like you never have before from a neverending amount of murders and meeting an old "friend/witness", respectively. You will also be blind enough to miss seeing an old friend[/spoiler]

I wish I could play Turnabout Bigtop without cringing every 4.635434 seconds

:moe:

Granted, but by doing so, you will not appreciate cases 2 and 4 for their awesomeness.

I wish I could lose my memory and replay all the Ace Attorney games not knowing the massive plot twists to come.

Granted, but by doing so you will cause Professor Layton not to exist and therefore you won't exist, at least with that name.

I wish CR to be returned to all its former glory

Your wish is granted, but it will be full of trolls.

I wish Apollo Justice 2 will get released soon :larry:

Granted, but it will not be in English (or any other langauge you may speak.)

I wish the room I were in got brighter lighting.