European Title, Triple H Vs. Umaga(c)

[Moose]

- The Game hits. Triple H walks out from the back pissed off. He carries his sledgehammer and his water bottle at hand. He does his entrance and enters the ring. He awaits Umaga the champion to come down. -

[Moose]

- In a night full of suprises Triple H has entered the ring. There is no Umaga to be seen. All of a sudden the familiar theme music hits. Umaga makes his way down the ramp while eating the European title. Umaga enters the ring and swings his arms sideways in a fit of retardedness. Triple H asks for a microphone. -

Triple H - Umaga, come here and I will teach you a lesson. You see, you chew on title belts, but I lick your mom.

Umaga - Huuuuuuuh? SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Triple H - Yeah thats right big retard. SAAAAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAA Pussy is finger licking good! So you see tonight I am going to kill you and take your title! Then later tonight I am going to come out here and tell everyone why the fuck I am pissed off about what happened in the Career Threatening Elimation Chamber.

Umaga - Samoa.. Samoa samoa samoa! SSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

Triple H - Is that all you can say... You retarded piece of crap? ...

- Triple H kicks him in the gut and Pedigree's him. The referee calls for the bell. Umaga lays knocked out on the mat. Triple H isnt done. He goes to the outside of the ring and smashes Umaga's head on the ring post about 10 times and Umaga is bleeding. HHH throws him in the ring and follows the retarded Samoan Bulldozer. Umaga gets up to be hit by another Pedigree. Triple H knocks the referee out with an elbow and picks up his sledge hammer. He brings it over his head and swings down with all of his force and muscles going straight down. The sledgehammer makes contact with the head of Umaga. The head bursts open like a water melon and the brains fly everywhere. Triple H falls to his knees and slaps the referee in the back of the head. He pins the retarded Samoan Bulldozer. -

Referee - 1... 2... 3!

- The referee passes out and Triple H grabs the European title with slobber all over it. He whipes it off and slings it over his shoulder. He walks to the backstage area. Little does he know, this are his last few moments alive, as later tonight he dies a very horrible death like Umaga. -

JR - Bah Gawd King! Umaga is dead! Triple H killed a man!
King - I did too! Back in 'Nam.
JR - You werent in 'Nam...
King - As far as you know... As far as you know!