Interesting, Strange, Dumb, or Rude People, -NON-famous people

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Naked 'Tickler' Targeting Sleeping Elderly Women

Investigators in New Smyrna Beach, Fla., are warning homeowners about a naked man who has broken into at least seven homes and tickled sleeping elderly women with a feather or fingers, police told Local 6 News.

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~ From the Desk of Liz Rosenberg ~

Dear Naked Tickler Sir,
My famous client, who you may have heard of - she has recorded the record albums "Like a Virgin" and "Ray of Light" - wishes your presence at her home in Great Britain. She belongs to the demographic to which you seem to prefer: elderly women. She will leave the back door of her manor unlocked and open for you. Please make haste to Great Britain as soon as possible. She reminds you to bring the feather with you.

Not Always Right

Related site:
Retail Hell Underground

http://www.facesofmeth.us/main.htm

If you do a google for the phrase "Faces of Meth," you'll get links to more photos.

Look at the teeth:
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/body/

The reader comments are the greatest!

DoucheBag: Nightmare Online Dater John Fitzgerald Page Is The Worst Person In The World

My favorite reader comment so far:

I have many leather-bound books. And my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

EDIT.

I'd like to read the original FARK thread about this guy and tried viewing it via the Internet Archive but no luck. Anyone here have any ideas how to get ahold of the thread?

Other links of interest:

Tuckermax.com John Fitzgerald Page Thread

This John Fitzgerald Page guy joined just about every single dating site on the web (someone at another board tracked him down and linked to several of his dating profiles).

On one (click here), he says that one thing that comprises a perfect first date is a back rub (I assume he means he gives the girl the back rub).

I realize that in this age of "hook ups" that to some I may be an old fashioned fuddy-duddy, but there is no way I'd let a guy give me a back rub on the first date (and I wouldn't give him one).

Someone pointed out that JFP started his own model agency, and in a shot on the site promoting it, he couldn't even get a model to pose with him, he has a mannequin in the shot (click here)!

gawker reader comment about JFP:

I hear he came in third place in a three-contestant beauty pageant. Second place was a ham sandwich, and first place was a cardboard promotional cutout of Don Johnson circa 1988.

BTW, everyone else on the web is calling JFP a douche, which is why I entitled the thread 'JFP Douche.' I veer back and forth between feeling sorry for this person and agreeing that he's a huge douche.

I might merge this thread and the one about the other egotistical douche bag into our relationship thread in the Outlook forum later.

Don't date this man (Mike Cherico)

Here's one of the things Cherico wrote:

"I managed to steal a kiss from her, but as nice as she is, she just isn't my type. Despite having things in common, if she doesn't fit my certain type (i.e. blond), I have no reason to go beyond a date or two. Sure I could date her for a few weeks and have good fodder for the blog, but what's the point? After all, I am looking for the one."

In the reader comments section:

by LittleBlackFly at 05:43 PM on 10/30/07

The blond thing makes me laugh. A friend of mine (a redhead) was dating this guy for a couple of weeks when he went all weird on her and actually said that the problem with their relationship was she wasn't blond. She thought that was the end of it - stopped calling him, told us about it, and we all had a good laugh.

About 5 days later he called her and really wanted to out for a coffee, so she went. Turns out he wanted to discuss her dying her hair so they could still see each other! Umm, no, not going to happen.

Another:

by Porcelina at 09:59 PM on 10/31/07

He had this "Questions for Women" blog post that annoyed me so much I had to respond...

"1. How do you feel after a one night stand?
Never had one. I value myself.

2. Do you ever get used to wearing a thong?
I don't wear them.

3. Does it hurt?
Yes, uncomfortable, Hence why I don't wear them. Why would I want to pay $20 for a permawedgie just to impress a guy?

4. Do you know when you are acting crazy?
Uh, yeah.

5. Does size really matter?
Yes.

6. When the bill comes are you still a feminist?
Of course. But, if a guy asks ME out, he should pay. Just as if I ask him out, I should pay. It's called manners.

7. Why do you take so long to get ready?
I don't. Why don't you ask these questions to the women you've dated? Maybe they take so long because of almost unreachable beauty standards men have placed on us.

8. Do you watch porn, too?
Yeah.

9. Will something from Tiffany's solve everything?
No. Why would it? That is stupid.

10. Are guys as big of a mystery to you as you are to us?
Not really.

11. Why do you sometimes think you look fat?
Because most men are so busy looking at women thinner then we are, that some women start feeling insecure and need to be reassured. I say "some" women, cause not all women have low self-esteem like that.

12. Why are you always late? (oh yeah, see question six!) I am never late. In fact, my husband is the one who is always late.

13. Does it bother you when we scratch?
Umm..in public? Yes.

14. Do you wish you could pee standing up?
No.

15. Why do so many women cut their hair short as soon as they get married?
Because don't you know? Once we have the ring we don't care about sex. Idiot.

16. How often do you think about sex?
As much as men do, probably.

17. What do you think of women who sleep with guys on the first date?
Same as a man. Probably insecure w/ low self-esteem. Or they prob. have an STD.

18. Would you?
No.

19. Do you realize every guy wants a girl just like his mom?

20. Why does every woman think she can change him?

21. Does it matter what car I drive?
No.

22. Do you ever fart?
No. Women have completely different insides. God, are you f***ing retarded??

I have a question for you...why do you lump all women together like we are all the same?? That's like saying "Hey, all you black people like chiken, right?"

Assh*le."

What a douche.

To be merged later with the 'weird stuff' thread.

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Cat Man - the human 'tiger' who enjoys climbing trees and eats raw meat every day

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As obsessions go this has to be one of the weirdest known to man - someone who would voluntarily file his teeth, split his lip and undergo extensive facial surgery - to turn himself into a 'human tiger'.

Dennis Avner, 50, is descended from American Indians, and has spent 'an uncalculated amount' of money on making himself look like a big cat, after a discussion with a Native chief who inspired him to 'follow the ways of the tiger'.

Avner's body modification operations have included bifurcation (splitting) of his upper lip, surgical pointing of the ears, sillicone cheek and forehead implants, tooth filing, tattoos, and facial piercing - to which whiskers can be attached.

Avner, from Tonopah, Nevada, likes to go by his Indian name 'Stalking Cat'.

'I am Huron and following a very old tradition have transformed myself into a tiger,' he says on his website stalkingcat.com.

The tiger aficionado - naturally - enjoys climbing trees and must eat meat 'every day, just as a tiger would.'

This should be 'as close to raw as possible, or at the temperature that an animal would be if it had just been killed,' he told The Sun.

But Cat can't live the tiger's life 24 hours a day - he has human needs too. These he meets by working in an office - 'the only difference is I look like a cat' - or by making personal TV appearances, which have included Larry King Live, VH1's 'Totally Obsessed' and Kerrang!

His latest public appearance was at the new Ripley's Believe It Or Not! museum, which opened this week in London's Piccadilly Circus.

His photo:

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VH-1 had a show on called Celebrity Eye Candy: Oh So Inappropriate.

There was this one guy on there, an actor, who they quoted. I didn't catch the guy's name. This actor discussed personal hygiene.

This actor said when he starts dating a woman, if all he sees in her bathroom is toilet paper but no baby wipes, he will give her a lecture about it, telling her that it's not sanitary, that if she's not using baby wipes she's not "completely clean."

What a weirdo.

I don't care to debate the merits of this, you understand: I don't care to get into toilet paper vs. wipes.

My point is that I think it's kind of strange and rude for him to lecture his dates on how they wipe their private parts, or that he's interested in this.

And then to mention it in a national publication - even weirder. There are some things you really should just keep to yourself, this being one of them.

I did a web search for this guy, here's what I found:

Terrence Howard Won't Date Women Who Use Toilet Paper

TERRENCE HOWARD refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".

The actor insists potential female suitors must not rely solely on toilet tissues in the bathroom, and even goes to the trouble of advising any partners to make the switch to baby wipes if they don't already use them.

He tells Elle magazine, "If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean.

"So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."

Terrence Howard Thinks Women Are Unclean And Dressed Like Whores

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12 Most Bizarre Yearbook Photos and Portraits

12 Most Bizarre ID Cards and Passport Photos

20 Most Bizarre Mugshots ever

15 Most Unfortunate Haircuts for a Mugshot

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Page has slide show of men with strange, tacky, or ugly beards/ mustaches:

Facial Hair Fails

I've posted to this blog here before, but this is a new photo I've just come across.
He's having a baby

Eeeeewww! EEEEEEEWWWWW! Oooooooooo, it's wrong! Wrong! Wrong! WRONG!

(This thread to be merged later with the Interesting, Strange, Dumb, or Rude People, -NON-famous people thread)

That site is pretty funny. I've seen worse but they pulled it. The photo was a pregnant woman being held by her husband who was pointing a gun at the camera. My husband saw it and thought he was holding her hostage. They took it down later though.

Yes Madoona is so bad too!

Cross posted to the "Fads / Trends" thread:

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Tacky trend (I think this is taking place in Japan):
Body Inflation - The bumpy, lumpy art of saline inflation. Extreme body modification pictures and feature!
-the page has tons of photos with people who have deformed their faces with the procedure

Intro on the page:

Picture the scene: five people, each with hideously distorted heads, tubes sticking into their faces. Reminiscent of a medical experiment gone hideously wrong, you’d be forgiven for thinking they had a gross infection or disease. They look like alien abductees, fresh from invasive research by their interplanetary masters. But these are Japanese club kids, deliberately disfiguring themselves by experimenting with saline inflations.