I want to dedicate this thread to LKM :wub:

OOH you cunt! :lol:

You really have a way with words! :o

haha!

Il start the ball rolling then, im really pissed off because tongiht Ryan and I were gonna head out to. Cinema first to see Die hard, then La Tasca then a few drinks. We had been planning it for ages as I finished work early for a change and so did he. But i got a fucking cold AGAIN and feel really run down. Im sitting on the sofa coughing, sniffing and covered in vics lol.
Bummer!!!!!

my turn- even though i'm not as annoyed as i was earlier.

1) i have a blister on my little toe
2) i'm trying to clean the spare room by the time my cousin gets here. it's not going very well.
3) there was some cock-up at the bank and i couldn't open up the account i wanted.
4) i'd just like a week off work, but i'm working the weekend again :(

on a lighter note though, i was reunited with my beloved motor today, and i had so much pleasure from driving it. i'm so glad that it's back. oh, and i'm moving to gorseinon on monday- all's well :D

I am so ugly, nobody loves me.

I'm sick of rubbish people who act like your mate, but actually just like to gossip about you and take the piss behind your back...but since they've taken the piss and gossiped about other people to me, maybe i shouldn't be surprised.

Anyone we know?

I want my skipping rope and swimming stuff to turn up NOW. Yes, I've bought a skipping rope.

i'm going swimming Sunday. I am scared. I may be harpooned.

Don't be silly. You're a milf, not a manatee.

you reckons?! i don't even know if i can get my norks into my maternity bather. might go for a walk for some exercise Sunday instead...

All the more reason to go swimming is to try and get the norks into the maternity bather and make all the other women feel bad.

if i can get my nips in, that's not indecent exposure, is it? :D

Nah, it's fine. If they burst out, then you'll probably just make someone's day.

i've decided i dislike many many tourists. some are lovely, some are annoying people that steal soap and leave fire escape doors wide open!

i hate sainsburys so fucking much

I wish my cat would stop trying to suck my dressing gown.

Awww my old cat used to do that! was cute but soggy.

Voices in my head.

My ankle hurts like fuck today, stupid "gotta play football all the time" attitude.

My fingers have swollen up, had to take my rings off. It was ouchy.

I have to go to the Doc's.
I hate the Doctors.I don't trust the fuckers.

On Tuesday I went to Toni and Guy and they didnt tell me my haircut was £46 until I was getting ready to pay. The hair cut was so bad I cried. I then went back in today to demand they sort it out and the door appeared to be locked. I rang them when I got to work (half an hour early) and they went "oh the door wasnt locked it was just sticking"- so the people standing at reception could have come and helped me when I was trying to open the sodding door. So I paid £4.10 in bus fare to get there and I'll have to pay that again tomorrow to go back there. Arrrggghhhhh. Now I remember why I should have my hair done at Super Cuts

yeah, toni and guy are overpriced and generally shit.

i have nothing to whinge about, all is good. :D

i had a dream last night where i was crying so hard i couldn't breathe. i've just woken up feeling like shit dreading going to work.

that is quite possibly the shittest whinge ever

I feel like I've done something wrong, but I don't know what it is. :(

Explain!

Best not. :(

I can top that dream. I dreamed last night i was 6 years old, having sex with a ginger paedophile in the garden.

weird innit. i've had so many dreams like that before. not nice :(

new whinge:

last night, i slipped and fell down about 5 stairs in Sin City on my arse, which was agony in itself and now i have two big, blue bruises- on my bum. <_<

my only whinge is that i want a cup of tea but am too hungover to leave bed

dont noone say that my life isnt hard!

I did something like that a few years back,if it wasn't for my New Rocks I probably would have snapped my ankle.I was in agony for weeks after.

Hahaha I love it when people slip in Sin city.

haha, i saw this massive chav who fell over yesterday, and then he walked off with a limp.

It's great entertainment. When I had to keep myself sober I found the most interesting thing going down was the pissed goths on the stairs.

Winge - ummmm, I have none. Weird.

When are people going to learn what fucking mirrors are for on their cars!!

Got cut up for the third time in 5 days by someone just deciding to randomly change lanes infonnt of me.



I did however, discover that sarcastic applause gets more reaction out another driver than any of the usuall hand gestures

another whinge:

i'm on the verge of tears :(