For some unknown reason our bags of glass/cans recycling are being nicked from outside our house in the middle of the night. Is there any money in it? (to be fair, I put out a LOT).

perhaps Social Services are collecting them for evidence, before they take the kids away?

We had our white garden waste bags nicked the other week - fuckers.

Who'd want to steal a bag of lawn cuttings and assorted bits of rotten wood?

Fuck knows, but send them my way. I've been sorting out my parents garden, which involved getting rid of loads of brambles, 3 trees and a wall.

I'm usually not one for cutting down trees mind, but these ones were growing at a freakish rate and my parents are unable to maintain the garden in even the slightest way... so it's gotta be a bare lawn from now on, i refused to slab the whole thing.