XWA Promo
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The scene begins with Montgomery sitting backstage behind his desk. A plaque across the desk reads "XWA General Manger" Tomas Montgomery. Montgomery is sitting behind his desk. Montgomery has a cocky grin spread across his face and the XHCW Heavyweight Championship on his shoulder.

This week, Perfection will come to the XWA one more time. I fought there once before, was censored and forced to edit my promo after it was already erased from tapes. Anyway, it ended up being a draw and somehow the person I fought that night ended up becoming your world champion. Rockelle will be in that battle royal and I look forward to tossing her over that top rope and down to the floor.

Whispers have begun backstage that my old buddy Kash will be showing up on this fateful night. i think that's awesome and now the final two is quite obvious. Last time you were in a match it was a battle royal... which I won and went on to become the XHCW Heavyweight champion the very next week. You and I have tagged together, we had some good times in the Profit Posse except for that hotel bill that you stiffed em and Chris with. Now that you're back I'm going to pay you back for all that extra scrubbing on the blankets that we had to pay for. Actually it was free and Jesse was willing to do it using only his tongue, but I'll still beat you down like almost anyone else. I might not take it so easy on you though because I know you can actually handle competition.

Alright then we have Destructo Boy. A member of the nWo family over in the CRF. In case you haven't figured it out or actually done your research I'm T-Roc. Anyway, you're an alright guy I can vouch for that. I don't know why you'd tattoo your forehead but I guess that's your business and not mine. Destructo, you may be a good guy but unfortunately you aren't a very good wrestler. I look at you as nothing more than an easy elimination.

Who else we got here.... DeWolf. Me and you made history a few weeks ago when it became the first time ever the XHCW and NIWF World Champions fought in the same match. Look at it like this. Tag team matches really aren't my style. Anyone knows that I could beat you or Jesis in a singles match. Last time all three of us were involved in a battle royal I tossed both of you over the top rope and onto the floor. NIWF champ or not, look who you beat for that belt. Anthony Bloodbath doesn't make you a contender in my book, next! I guess you quit when you heard that I was coming for the battle royal or something so I just wasted my breath talking about you.

Now onto wolf boy #2, the man known as Fido. This man started whining about how DeWolf was using that name. Don't whine boy, you better keep your mouth shut. Now while I have very little respect for DeWolf I still have no doubts that he could beat you without breaking a damn sweat. I wouldn't mind doing the same thing myself. Too bad that you're likely to be thrown over the top rope before I even get a crack at you.

Ice isn't here... that's too bad I guess. I see a ton of potential in this kid and would have loved for him to have been here. Just so i could personally kill that potential and possibly him in the process.

Jay Combs is here. I completely forgot about this guy. I guess I finally found the rock he was hiding under. Might want to check your wife I know what Roc she's hiding under. I've beat you so many times that I've completely lost count. Jay my mentor... not anymore! I've passed you in skill and amount of gold being won. You were once able to at least call yourself in my league, but now you've just stayed where you are while I've been improving and improving.

Boris Magnum, now here's an old friend. His last name may sound like a condom but I assure you this man is definitely not plastic. Another man who's ass I've kicked so many times I can't even count any further. Were you really champ around here? I guess it doesn't take much.


Rockelle is here, and as I was just saying it just proves how simple it is to become champion in the XWA. this is another one that I can count out as an easy elimination. I wouldn't mind sending you and your husband, whoever the fuck that is. I seriously forget, is it Jay, Tommy or Jesis? you probably bang all three of them the same. I guess you really earned the nickname the UWA hoe.

The Biker and Zappa are both a pair of guys who have next to no meaning to me. Though, I seem to remember kicking the Biker around a fair bit in a recent match. I heard you bitching about it later too. Shut your mouth, I kicked your ass.

This leaves me with Vayne. This guy seems like he could be a decent wrestler. Very opportunistic but I like that. Screw what anyone else says, you deserve that title. Wrestling is only 50% physical.

This is the story how perfection tells it. Kash, you will be the one that I will take the most pleasure in tossing over the top rope. Then again, you'll probably get pleasure just from the feeling of my hands on your back before I toss you over the ropes. See you all on Monday.