Batman & Robin : The Dynamic Duo of Disaster!
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It was a clear day in Gotham City, Bruce Wayne a.k.a Batman
was reading the newspaper pretending to read the stock market page ,
when he was actually reading the comics .

He had been laughing at a Peanuts cartoon quip, when the door
was rammed open.Young Dick Grayson a.k.a Robin ran in, as Bruce
hastily turned hid the paper.

"Holy Dingbats Batman!"

Dick cried out.

"I'm not Batman right now .I'm Bruce.What is it Dick?"

Bruce said hoping to God that the alfafa sprouts in his back
pockets wasn't noticible.

"Hello? The bat signal went out..lets go!"

Dick shouted eagerly, as he ran towards the library where the bookcase-that-was-actually-a-secret-passage-leading-into-the-batcave
would be.

"To the bat mobile!"

Bruce said in a Captain Picard voice, as the duo ran towards
the library , tripped on each others feet and knocked each other unconcious.

Alfred the Butler snickered.

"And thats strike one."

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15 minutes later the two were sliding down the poles.

"Wheee! This was always my favourite part!"

Bruce giggled.

"Not for me.I just ripped my pants."

Dick moaned, just a he landed with a thump .

"Get up Dick.We don't have time...Alfred can sew it later.To the Batmobile!"

Bruce-now-changed-into -Batman shouted as the Batman theme song played in the distance.

"Holy Cow! Batman! A hummingbird flew into the bat cave!"

Robin said in awe.

"Oh great.Now we have two birds in the bad cave!"

Batman grumbled as he jumped into the front seat of the Batmobile and the two sped off towards the houde

"Gee wilkers Batman! The Bird crapped on your foot."

Robin shouted so his voice echoed all over Gotham.

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After Batman wiped his shoe with his batcape the two ran into Commisioner Jim Gordons Office,who was standing there tapping his foot.

"Sorry we're late Commisioner.What gasp happened?"

Asked Batman , out of breath as he leaned against the Commisioners chair.

"You're 20 minutes late Batman.Thats the third time this month.And are those alafalfa sprouts in your pocket?"
The Commisioner asked pointedly.

"Eeep...! No thats the birthday gift from Poison Ivy.Hehehehe.I'm not a vegetarian.No way!"

Batman declared, as Robin snickered and stepped on the Commisionerts foot by accident.

"Whoops."

He whispered hoarsely, as the Commisioners moved forward as if to strangle him but Batman and Robin were already running away.

"I think we pant finally lost the old guy.."

Batman huffed.

"HolyCrackers Batman! There's the Joker!"

Robin said , pointing to the man who was running out a of a bank with a bag of money.

Batman however was busy , as he hastily stuffed his alfafa sprouts, just as the Joker bumped into him.

"Batman! "

Joker yelled in surprise.

"Mother!....I mean Joker."

Batman corrected , shoving the sprouts into his pocket.

"If I give you a lemon lolly will you leave me alone?"

Joker pleaded.

"Make it a lime and you have a deal."

Batman said as the two shook on it.

" Holy-Tooth-of-my-moms-cow !Batman! What are you doing?"

Robin asked in horror.

"Don't worry Robin..I put a tracking device on him with my utility belt."

Batman assured him.

"But Batman...you didn't bring your utility belt with you his time..I saw it around Alfreds waist."

Robin exclaimed.

"Really? I was so sure...ah well.You go after him.And I'll..er...sit here and keep a watch for poison Ivy..I have to give her back these delicious alfafa...I mean yucky weeds.Blech."

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