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WWE Wednesday Night ECW!
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR…
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOR!
The fans jam packed into the Hammerstein Ballroom began to get excited as the lights dropped and “Bodies” began to play. The ECW logo was the only thing illuminating the arena from the titantron before red and purple fireworks shot down from the ceiling and collided with the stage. The lights came up and the cameras panned the arena to show signs such as: “EC DUB IS #1!”, “PLEASE COME BACK STEPH!” and “WHEN’S IT GONNA BE TENNEY’S TURN?”
JOEY STYLES Hello everybody and welcome to Wednesday Night ECW! We are a week away from ECW’s second pay per view; All Or Nothing but we have to focus on tonight Tazz!
TAZZ That’s for sure Joey. Paul E. said last week that tonight he’s bringing his lawyer and officially taking over tonight. And who is there to stop him?
JOEY STYLES Well hopefully the ECW locker room isn’t gonna let that happen Tazz.
“I Dare You” by Shinedown hit and cheers immediately filled the arena.
JOEY STYLES Well for a change it looks like the Revolution isn’t kicking off ECW.
TAZZ And listen to this ovation for the X-Division Champ.
The lights flickered a subtle blue as Kid Phoenix walked out onto the stage with a smile and the X-Division Championship on his shoulder. The cheers strengthen as he began walking down the ramp, slapping the hands of the fans.
TONY CHIMEL Ladies and gentlemen please welcome… The X-Division Champion… KIDDDDDDDD PHOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIX!
JOEY STYLES What a roll Kid Phoenix has been on since being traded to ECW, he hasn’t lost yet. He defeated Christian Wolfe in his first week, successfully defended his X-Division Title the next and last week he and Tenney defeated Brandon and Wolfe last week. He must be feeling great.
KID PHOENIX Why thanks. Let me just start off by saying yes, the rumour that me and Tiami are taking a break from each other are true. These things happen and of course I hope she does well for herself with or without me. Now back onto sweet business. All Or Nothing is next week and IF Paul Heyman is now the boss around here, he hasn’t said just who his top boy Christian Wolfe will be defending his ECW Championship against. And well – here I am. How many times do I have to beat him before I get the shot? I –
I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD…
THEY COUNSEL ME…
THEY UNDERSTAND…
THEY TALK TO ME!
The fans booed as Randy Orton’s interrupted.
JOEY STYLES So much for this being a Revolution free segment.
A cocky Randy Orton walked out onto the stage with a microphone.
RANDY ORTON Kid, I think you’re forgetting something… I BEAT you for your little X-Division Championship. Everybody saw it, I had the belt in my hand and if it wasn’t for that twit Tenney I would be the Champion tonight.
The fans booed more.
RANDY ORTON But don’t worry about it. I’ll let it go but let me remind you of something else… At Backlash I defeated John Cena to become the #1 Contender. I AM the #1 Contender and I will be facing Wolfe for the title and we’ll keep it nicely in the Revolution.
As the fans booed more, Kid thought before bringing the microphone to his lips, but before he could speak again another interruption came…
I CAN’T SEEM TO FIGURE OUT
WHEN’S IT GONNA BE MY TURN?
WHEN’S IT GONNA BE MY TURN?
YESTERDAY I’VE LEARNED FROM
TOMORROW IS UNCERTAIN
SO WHY CAN’T I JUST MAKE MY TURN TODAY?
Cheers lifted the roof as Tenney walked out right past Orton and headed straight for the ring.
JOEY STYLES Here comes Tenney, he sure will have something to say here.
Tenney climbed into the ring to take a microphone for himself. he stared at Kid in the ring before looking to Orton on the stage.
TENNEY Woah, just hold everything right now. First of all Orton, shut the hell up. You’ve been here five minutes and already think you’re entitled to an ECW Title match. I couldn’t give a crap if you won some Contendership on SMACKDOWN. The name on the ring is ECW, not SMACKDOWN. Understand that? Let me remind you all that I faced Wolfe and Dano at Barely Legal and I was not pinned. But how about this… I pinned our Champion last week. I’d say that makes ME the #1 Contender. If either of you has a problem with that… Do something about it!
The fans began to get excited, sensing a brawl.
RANDY ORTON Hey Tenney, you pinned the Champion huh? Congratulations… But look who pinned your ass three weeks ago… ME! I –
Yet another interruption came. This time “This Is Extreme” hit and the Evil Genius himself Paul Heyman walked out onto the stage and stood beside Orton.
JOEY STYLES Oh no look who it is Tazz.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Excuse me. Since I shall be taking over later tonight I guess I should step in here and like you say Tenney… “Do something about it.” And you know what Tenney, Kid Phoenix… I’ll put you BOTH in the ECW Championship match at All Or Nothing!
The fans cheered immediately. Orton started to shout at Heyman, Heyman mouthed to him off mic “I know what I’m doing trust me.”
PAUL E. HEYMAN I’ll also put… Randy Orton in that match too!
The cheers changed immediately to boos. Orton smirked, content.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Now as far as I’m concerned Randy earned his place at Backlash, however since the pay per view is called All Or Nothing, I think you Kid Phoenix and Tenney both need to… ‘earn’ it. Later tonight Tenney and Kid Phoenix you’ll both team up once again but this time to take on… Randy Orton and Kurt Wendler! If you win… Tenney… You’ve earned your way into that match. If you lose… You will not be at All Or Nothing Tenney and Kurt Wendler will take your place!
TAZZ Wow… That’s some stipulation!
PAUL E. HEYMAN But you Kid Phoenix…
The famous smirk came to Heyman’s face.
PAUL E. HEYMAN In order for you to get into that match, we need to make it what’s called… All Or Nothing… You must put your X-Division Championship on the line in the same match!
JOEY STYLES What!
Heyman smirked further.
PAUL E. HEYMAN What do you say?
KID PHOENIX Well let me think… Okay done thinking… YOU’RE ON!
TAZZ WOAH!
“This Is Extreme” played again.
JOEY STYLES It looks like we have our potential main event for All Or Nothing booked! Wolfe defends against Kid Phoenix, Randy Orton and either Tenney or Kurt Wendler depending on that tag match tonight. But wow, X-Division Title on the line too!
TAZZ That’s gonna be great Joey! I can’t wait already.
ECW faded to commercials on Heyman and Orton’s smirks.
[ COMMERCIAL BREAK ]
Opening Contest Extreme Rules Singes Match Suicide vs Vampiro Suicide makes his way down to the ring, making his match debut here on ECW. He gets into the ring and as he just gets into the center the lights go out, and eerie music plays, they go up again to a bright white then back to normal and Vampiro is on the ramp and making his way down to the ring. The bell rings and Vampiro takes a quick lead. He knocks Suicide off his feet and begins to stamp on his upper body. Suicide rolls out of the way after taking about 5 stomps to his upper body and arms. He rolls away and gets to his feet to be quickly met by a kick to the chest from Vampiro. He stumbles back into the turnbuckle and rests against it and the ropes. Vampiro runs up to him and shoulder barges him into the turnbuckle once more. Vampiro then assists Suicide in climbing the turnbuckle. He grabs his arms and hits a Suplex! Off the turnbuckle, sending Suicide flying to the ground. He covers for the pin. 1… 2… NO! Suicides foot touches one of the ropes. Vampiro gets swiftly up and then takes charge of the match once again; he runs and bounces off the ropes and hits a leg drop onto the head of Suicide. Suicide rolls around in pain as Vampiro gets up and charges his leg. He begins to stomp on Suicide again, until the referee finally pulls him away and has a few words with him. He quickly gets back over to Suicide who is just starting to get up, He kicks him in the gut, sending him flying towards the turnbuckle. He sits him up against the turnbuckle that is closest to them and takes a run at suicide, DROPKICK! to the face of Suicide. Suicide falls to the ground again, but once more Vampiro does not let him stay down for long, picking him up, grabbing his neck… CHOKESLAM!!! Vampiro climbs out of the ring and searches underneath it, he takes out a barbed wire wrapped 2x4 and throws it into the ring, He then grabs a chair from under the ring. Suicide is getting to his knees until… 2x4 SHOT TO THE FACE! Vampiro sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. CHOKESLAM!!! Vampiro covers Suicide after making him suffer so much torment. for the pin. 1… 2… 3!!! Vampiro picks up his second win on ECW as Suicide lies in the ring with blood dripping from behind his mask.
As Vampiro celebrated his victory over Suicide, cameras cut backstage to show Christian Wolfe walking down a corridor with the ECW Championship over his shoulder. He arrived at the General Manager office and walked right in to see Paul Heyman and Randy Orton talking.
RANDY ORTON You won’t regret it Paul.
CHRISTIAN WOLFE Paul… What the hell was that?
Both turned to see Wolfe.
PAUL E. HEYMAN What was what?
Wolfe sighed before taking a step towards them.
CHRISTIAN WOLFE A 4-way match at All Or Nothing? Are you trying to take this title away from me?
PAUL E. HEYMAN Of course not –
RANDY ORTON Let me handle this Paul.
Orton took a step forward to stand eye to eye with Wolfe. Tense moments passed.
RANDY ORTON Paul isn’t trying to take your title away from you. But I will be next Sunday night. We may be on the same team in the Revolution but as far as I’m concerned when the ECW Championship is on the line… there is no Revolution.
CHRISTIAN WOLFE Would you listen to this punk Paul?
RANDY ORTON PUNK?! Do you wanna take this outside?
PAUL E. HEYMAN Guys, guys relax! Relax.
Heyman held his arm out between the two and they each took a step back, but didn’t take their eyes off each other.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Tonight is a great night. We take over officially remember? Be happy.
Heyman grinned but Orton and Wolfe just continued to stare until Wolfe turned and left the office. The scene faded to a Jeff Hardy promo.
Match Two Non-Title Triple Threat Match Hunter vs CM Punk vs Richy The FTW Champion Hunter makes his way to the ring, the fans loving his entrance. He is followed by CM Punk and then Richy, Punk fighting his debut match and Richy his second, fighting for his first win. The bell sounds and all three competitors start quickly. CM Punk hitting Richy with a middle kick, causing him to stumble, but before he can follow up with another move he has been knocked onto his face by Hunter who hit him with a Mongolian chop. Richy quickly gets up and Punk turns to face Hunter, Hunter then hits him in the face with a right hand, knocking him into Richy who has just got to his feet. He quickly pushes punk away from him and goes on the offensive against Hunter. He hits a right hand, landing it on Hunters stomach. Un-phased by the attack Hunter fights back with full force, he starts hitting strong right and left hands on Richy’s face, gradually walking him back into the turnbuckle, Hunter pushes Richy and then hits him with a spear into the turnbuckle! CM Punk has just got up on the other side of the ring and he turns to face the other two, Hunter dominating Richy against the turnbuckle. Hunter backs off slightly and CM Punk see’s his chance, he runs at Hunter, but Hunter turns around, as Punk is in mid air with his leg outstretched for a kick Hunter dodges and Punk hits Richy in the stomach. Punk falls but gets back up again quickly, he is met by a superkick from Hunter, knocking him right back down again. Hunter, dominating the match hits a leg drop of CM Punk, as Punk rolls around on the floor in pain. Richy just about gets to his knees Hunter gets back up and looks down on him. Richy using the ropes to get himself up does not notice Hunter standing over him until its too late. The 6ft 11” giant hits him hard in the jaw with a right hook. Richy goes down to the mat with a thud as Hunter stands looking down at him. CM Punk leaps at him but Hunter gets him, holding still, suddenly from nowhere… HUNTER BOMB! CM Punk is badly hurt, Then quickly he sets up and executes a CROSSBOW!!! Hunter watches Punk squirm in pain as Richy lies motionless a few meters away from him. Hunter covers CM Punk. 1… 2… 3!!! Suddenly from nowhere as the referee is raising Hunter hand Serj Labaki runs down the ramp with a steel chair, he slides into the ring and hits Hunter over the head with it. Hunter falls and Serj continues to hit him hard with the steel chair, The referee tries to stop Serj but it is no use. He continues to pummel Hunter with the chair until suddenly the lights black out. Eerie music plays in the background until the word “Vampiro” flash quickly across the titantron. The lights go back up and Vampiro is stood on the ramp. Serj continues to hit Hunter with the chair. Vampiro runs down the ramp and slides into the ring and hits Serj in the back of the head, causing him to drop the chair. Vampiro grabs Hunters arm and pulls him up. Hunter who is barely conscious looks dazed and confused as Vampiro disappears back up the ramp.
As Hunter looked confused in the ring cameras cut backstage to show Jodie Miller in her locker room just about so sit on the sofa. Clearly she was in pain from last week.
KNOCK KNOCK!
JODIE MILLER Oww, come in.
Just as she had relieved herself sitting on the sofa the door burst open and Siren and Brooke Adams burst in.
JODIE MILLER What the hell do you two want?
BROOKE ADAMS Is that a way to greet people who brought you some flowers?
Siren had her arm behind her back; she pulled it round and revealed a vase of flowers grinning.
JODIE MILLER Get out.
SIREN How ungrateful… BITCH!
All of a sudden Siren smashed the vase over Jodie’s head and the two began savagely attacking her. The fans could be heard booing in the arena. But cheers soon came as Tiami was seen rushing into the room. She pulled Siren away by her hair and launched her into the wall.
JOEY STYLES Oh my, backstage chaos going on her!
TAZZ Haha, the ECW vixens know how to fight Joey!
Brooke now turned his focus to Tiami and slapped her across the face but Tiami slapped her back even harder and kicked her in the gut before slinging her out of the locker room. Both Siren and Brooke high tailed it as Tiami began attending to Jodie who was holding her head.
JOEY STYLES It’s not been a great couple of weeks for our Women’s Champion, damn!
Cameras cut to ringside.
Match Three Non-Title Singes Match Guest Commentator:Ace Stevens D-Dawg vs Brandon With Ace Stevens sat behind the announce table, D-Dawg the King of the DeathMatch makes his way down to the ring, the crowd support behind him. Brandon then makes his way, the crowd not so enthusiastic about his arrival in the ring. The match kicks off quickly with D-Dawg taking out Brandon with a Punch followed up by a DDT. Brandon quickly gets up from the quick lead that D-Dawg built up in the first few seconds. Brandon goes to run a D-Dawg but D-Dawg evades and throws Brandon running into the ropes on the other side of the ring. He bounces back to D-Dawg and he hits a clothesline knocking Brandon to the mat. D-Dawg gets down on the floor and takes hold of one of Brandon’s legs, he locks in a leg lock, He keeps the submission hold until Brandon just about reaches the ropes and the referee instructs D-Dawg to get off him. D-Dawg obliges and gets up, ready to go back on the offensive as soon as Brandon gets up. D-Dawg climbs the turnbuckle and waits there for a few moments until Brandon gets up. Double Axe handle! Brandon goes to the ground as D-Dawg hits him hard with his fists. D-Dawg covers for the pin. 1… 2… NO! Brandon manages to kick out. D-Dawg looks up in disbelief as The referee tells him It was only a two count. D-Dawg gets prepared once more to go on the offensive. Brandon once more resiliently gets up but this time he is met by an elbow to the back of the head. D-Dawg quickly takes an advantage, he locks Brandon in a Buffalo sleeper hold. He keeps the ruthless hold locked in until Brandon manages to reverse the lock, but before he can counter properly D-Dawg has hit him hard with a middle kick, followed by a few strong knee strikes to his gut. D-Dawg loads Brandon onto his shoulders and throws himself backwards hitting him with a strong Samoan drop. D-Dawg gets up and drags Brandon up by his arm, he Irish whips him into the turnbuckle, He runs at him and barges him into the turnbuckle. D-Dawg steps back and runs at Brandon who is still against the turnbuckle, He spears him into it, but he does not allow him to fall. From nowhere he hits him with a DA BOUNCE! A powerbomb into stunner combo, knocking Brandon to the ground, Brandon does not move once he has hit the ground. D-Dawg covers him and the referee starts counting. 1… 2… 3!!! D-Dawg picks up another win, proving why he is the King of the DeathMatch! Ace Stevens stands up behind the announce table, just staring at D-Dawg and the title that is over his shoulder as the referee raises his arm in the air.
Cameras cut backstage to the interview area to show Lena Yada standing beside Vampiro.
LENA YADA Vampiro, congratulations on defeating Suicide tonight but… Everybody’s wondering why did you save Hunter the FTW Champion earlier tonight?
VAMPIRO "Save" Lena?
LENA YADA Well yes, Serj Labaki was beating him with a steel chair and you came to the rescue. Why?
VAMPIRO You foolish child… I wasn’t saving Hunter. I was merely showing him my intensions. Since I returned to wrestling I have been victorious all the way which is no surprise. My dark soul is clearly unstoppable and I want some Championship gold.
LENA YADA Are you saying you want to challenge for the FTW Championship?
VAMPIRO That’s exactly right. You see I saw Serj Labaki say he wanted to be 100% at All Or Nothing but he clearly doesn’t want Hunter to be. Well I do… Because I want in that match.
LENA YADA A Triple Threat Match?
VAMPIRO Certainly, why not? Triple Threat Match’s are always fun. So many dangers and so little promises -
The camera pulled back as Vampiro stopped midflow. Hunter was standing before him with blood on his nose and the FTW Championship on his shoulder.
VAMPIRO Ah hello Hunter.
HUNTER You want a title match huh?
VAMPIRO Of course. Will you grant me such a match?
Hunter thought for a moment before nodding.
HUNTER Bring it. You, me and Serj at All Or Nothing!
The fans could be heard cheering in the arena as Hunter walked back out of shot. Vampiro just smirked as ECW faded to a commercial break.
[ COMMERCIAL BREAK ]
Returning from the commercial break we found ourselves in Jodie Miller’s locker room once again. This time she sat on the sofa holding an icepack on her forehead. Tiami was present.
TIAMI TYLER How are ya feeling Jodie?
Jodie slowly pulled the icepack away, wincing as pain. She popped it beside her before standing up.
JODIE MILLER I’ll live. Listen, I really appreciate what you did tonight and I really do consider you a good friend. But you saved my ass tonight plain and simple so I want to you show you how grateful I am and how much I respect you by giving you a title shot at All Or Nothing.
The fans could be heard cheering back in the arena.
TIAMI TYLER What about Brooke? Siren?
JODIE MILLER Forget those two morons. Me and you, what do you say?
Tiami was clearly taken back but she smiled to Jodie who smiled back.
TIAMI TYLER Thank you Jodie. Let’s do it.
The two hugged and cameras returned to ringside for the main event.
Main Event of the Evening Tag Team Match Randy Orton & Kurt Wendler vs Kid Phoenix & Tenney
TAZZ Well Joey, we are in for a treat now, we have Kid Phoenix and Tenney, who teamed against Brandon and Christian Wolfe last week on ECW against the legend killer, Randy Orton and Kurt Wendler. This is going to be such a close match.
JOEY STYLES I can do everything but disagree there Tazz, it’s surely an instant classic.
TAZZ Well I am looking forward to the outcome of this match.
Suddenly…
“Voices” – Rev Theory hits and the crowd immediately bursts into boos. Booing even before Orton has stepped out onto the stage. When he does emerge from backstage he is heckled by every single fan in the arena as he begins to make his way down the ramp.
TONY CHIMEL This next match is scheduled for a Tag team match, here is the first competitor, from St. Louis, Missouri, standing at 6ft and 4inches, weighing in at 245pounds, The Legend Killer, Randy Orton!!!
Orton jumps onto the ring apron and then climbs under the ropes, He walks to the centre of the ring, brushing past Tony Chimel, he climbs the turnbuckle and throws his arms into the air, showing off to the anticipated crowd. Orton is interrupted, as…
The lights dim to almost black, there are no lights on in the arena except for the titantron which shows a blanc screen screen. Pyro’s explodes across the ring, missiles flying up into the air as Kurt Wendler makes his way out from backstage. The crowd begins to boo him as ”Are we dead yet?” – Children of Bodom hits. His eyes glimmer from the spotlight shining down on him as he walks around the stage and glaring at the WWE Damage Inc. fans. He smirks and turns around back towards the ramp and begins to make his way down to the ring.
TONY CHIMEL And now, from Los Angeles, California, standing at 6ft and 2inches, weighing in at 235pounds, The Extremist, Kurt Wendler!!!
the lights go to a bright white as it would normally be. He slides into the ring face first and stands back up. He starts to walk towards the middle of the ring and bends down, as if holding something in his hands. He pops up with two fists up in the air as pyro flies up from the turnbuckles and the lights flicker on and off until the pyro goes out. Kurt then stands patiently in the ring next to Randy Orton, his teammate in the match.
TAZZ There we go, we have one of the two teams in the ring now, we just have to wait for the other two and then we can get this match started.
JOEY STYLES I cant wait to watch all four of them go at it Tazz.
Suddenly Kurt Wendler’s music is cut off by…
“I Dare You” – Shinedown hits and everyone in the arena knows what is coming next. Kid Phoenix steps out onto the stage and is met by thousands of cheering fans on either side of him. He looks up towards the ring where Randy Orton and Kurt Wendler are staring down at him both with smug grins on their faces. Kid Phoenix begins to make his way down the ramp, slapping the hands of a few fans as he does. With the X-Division title slung across his shoulder.
TONY CHIMEL And now, From Arlington, Virginia, standing at 6feet tall, weighing in at 200pounds, He is the “Master of Disaster”, Your X-Division Champion, Kid Phoenix!!!
The crowd erupts in cheers at Tony mentions his name. He leaps onto the apron and walks along it a few times before climbing into the ring. He completely ignores the two superstars that are already in the ring and walks straight over to the turnbuckle and climbs it. He holds his X-Division title high in the air, showing every single fan in the arena before climbing down and walking over to the opposite turnbuckle, and doing the exact same on that one.
JOEY STYLES A great Champion Tazz.
TAZZ And a fan favorite also, just listen, the fans adore Kid Phoenix.
JOEY STYLES They are sure loving his presence in the ring Tazz.
Suddenly before Tazz can respond…
“My Turn” – Hoobastank hits and the crowd begins to cheer once more as Tenney appears at the top of the ramp. He begins to make his way down the ramp, cheering and clapping his hands above his head as he goes, occasionally slapping some fans hands as he makes his way to the ring.
TONY CHIMEL And now, all the way from Paisley, Scotland, standing at 6ft 3inches, weighing in at 240pounds, The Scottish Badass, Tenney!!!
The crowd cheers when Tony says Tenney’s name. Tenney climbs the steel steps then walks along the apron and then climbs into the ring. He walks to the center of the ring where the other three participants in the match have congregated.
TAZZ Such a great amount of talent in the ring Joey.
JOEY STYLES A very large amount, and in such a confined space, I hope it doesn’t explode.
TAZZ Sometimes I worry about you Joey.
The referee begins to talk with the four superstars and then he tells one person from each team to leave the ring.
Tenney exits and stands in his corner, as does Kurt Wendler, Leaving Kid Phoenix and Randy Orton in the ring together. They stand both trying to put the other one off, neither one giving in or letting the other person leave their gaze. The referee calls for the bell as the tension in the ring rises.
DING! DING! DING!
Orton starts quickly by hitting Kid in the stomach, but Kid fights back quickly and efficiently but hitting Orton with a knee to his stomach. Both men on level terms now stand just feet away from each other, waiting for the other person to make a move. Finally Orton lunges at Kid Phoenix, hitting him with a spear, taking him to the ground, Orton sits on top of Kid and begins to lay into him with hard right and left hands. The referee instructs Orton to get up off Kid Phoenix, he does but he gets ready to go on the offensive as soon as Kid gets back up onto his feet. Randy Orton stands in the centre of the ring, his arms down by his side, his body weight resting slightly on his front foot.
TAZZ Looks like Orton is getting ready for an all out offensive on Kid Phoenix, he must want to end this match quickly.
JOEY STYLES Im sure he does, but im not sure that the fans would like it if this ends quickly.
Kid Phoenix gets to his feet, Orton runs at him with great pace, going for another spear, Kid Phoenix dodges the attack and moves to the side, Orton slams his body into the turnbuckle. But he resiliently turns back around to face Kid Phoenix, but its too late; Kid Phoenix hits him hard in the jaw with his boot. Orton falls onto the turnbuckle, his arms over the top ropes, his face looking down at the mat. Kid Phoenix takes advantage of Orton’s state and grabs both of his legs and lifts them to the height of his waist. He thrusts his body forwards into Orton’s groin. Randy Orton lets out a huge cry of pain as he drops to the mat. He rolls quickly out of the ring and drops onto the ground in pain. Kurt Wendler climbs down from his turnbuckle and rushes over to help Orton get back up.
JOEY STYLES Ouch population you.
Tazz looks over to Joey Styles with an odd look on his face.
TAZZ I sure didn’t understand anything you just said and im sure everyone else who heard you couldn’t either, but I think it meant that it hurt Orton, I agree with you, but im still not sure what you said. Could I get a translator out here?
Kurt helps Orton back into the ring and he gets Orton to tag him in.
TAG!
Kurt leaps over the ropes into the ring as Orton slowly climbs out of the ring. Kid Phoenix who is stood in the middle of the ring waiting for Kurt Wendler. Kurt walks up to him as they both get ready to fight. Kid swings at Kurt, he blocks the punch and throws one of his own back. Kid blocks it also and both men keep swinging at each other and blocking the punches until finally Kurt gets a lucky punch and knocks Kid Phoenix back a few steps towards his corner. Kid quickly reaches back and slaps Tenney’s hand tagging him in.
TAG!
TAZZ We have two fresh superstars in the ring now, and the two original ones have a chance to rest.
Tenney leaps towards Kurt and hits him with a middle kick. He then takes hold of his head and locks him in a headlock. Tenney begins to punch Kurt Wendler’s head until Kurt manages to escape. Kurt stands behind Tenney for a few brief moments and quickly slams his knee into the back of Tenney’s leg, causing him to fall onto his knees. Kurt takes advantage and jumps forward, putting his arm behind Tenney’s head and slams it into the canvas. Kurt quickly gets up and pulls Tenney up, he grabs his legs and locks him into an argentine leg lock. He keeps his submission hold locked in, he keeps the hold until Tenney reaches the ropes, the referee tells Kurt to let go; He keeps the hold locked in. The referee begins to count. 1… 2… 3… Kurt releases the hold!
JOEY STYLES Tenney must be in pain there, It really looked like Kurt wasn’t going to let go.
Tenney manages to crawl to the turnbuckle and pull himself up. Kurt runs at him and goes to clothesline him, But Tenney moves out of the way and Kurt rebounds backwards. Tenney hits a spinning wheel kick knocking Kurt to the ground.
TAZZ A well executed move from Tenney, perfect timing as well.
Kurt quickly gets up and just before he can fight back against Tenney, he is hit by a flipping armbar. Tenney runs over and tags in Kid Phoenix.
TAG!
Kid Phoenix quickly climbs the turnbuckle and gets ready to attack Kurt Wendler. Kurt gets up and as soon as he is standing Kid Phoenix dives from the turnbuckle and goes for a double axe handle, but Kurt dodges by rolling out of the way of Kids maneuver. He quickly jumps to tag in Randy Orton.
TAG!
Orton slowly climbs under the ropes and faces Kid Phoenix, he leaps at Kid but he reverses it and he Irish whips him into the ropes. He clotheslines him to the ground and covers him for the pin.
ONE!
TWO!
TAZZ Will Kid Phoenix get the win, I have no idea!
THREE!
That was it! Kid Phoenix and Tenney had won/
TONY CHIMEL Here are your winnes... TENNEY AND KIDDDDDDDD PHOENIX!
JOEY STYLES You know what this means Tazz... Tenney is going into the ECW Title match at All or Nothing and Kurt Wendler is not!
ECW faded to a commercial as the referee raised the arms of Tenney and Kid Phoenix.
[ COMMERCIAL BREAK ]
Returning from the final commercial break Paul Heyman stood in the ring with a slender man in a black suit, with a desk in the middle of the ring. On the desk sat a clipboard with some form of contract on it. The fans booed immediately, Heyman just smirked.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Four weeks ago at Barely Legal I did something that shocked the world. Stephanie McMahon had defeated Eric Bischoff and his “Crusade” with WCW and just when she thought it was safe I came along and cracked open her skull with a steel chair.
Heyman smirked again as the fans began to chant.
YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK! YOU SUCK!
JOEY STYLES It was a sick thing to do Tazz and he ruined Barely Legal.
PAUL E. HEYMAN And why? Because this is my creation! I was sick and tired of watching Vince McMahon and his family piss all over what I created. That was supposed to be it believe me. They could have just let me take over, but did they? NO! Linda McMahon herself arrived thinking she could tell me that I had no power. So I tried to take her out and would you believe it; Eric Bischoff saves her and she names him the Interim GM. So I had to take care of it and I did. Eric Bischoff was taken care of and then Linda McMahon was taken care of in the middle of this very ring.
He grinned.
TAZZ What a sicko.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Then the young spirited Shaun McMahon comes along and he gets his ass put in his place too! Business is all about the survival of the fittest and here I stand tonight the only survivor. And tonight, here with my lawyer Mr. Hudson I have no need for a “Revolution” because I will officially become the General Manager.
He grinned again but we were shown Kid Phoenix, Tenney, D-Dawg, Hunter and Ace Stevens all in one locker room.
D-DAWG You know what guys, **** this! No way am I letting this happen.
Dawg went for the door but it just wouldn’t budge. Heyman grinned in the ring as he watched the titantron. Now the whole roster tried kicking the door in but it wouldn’t move an inch. We were shown the other side where a huge concrete block covered the entire doorway.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Sorry gentlemen, you’re not invited. We’ll get you out of there when I’m officially in charge.
He grinned again.
JOEY STYLES Oh god Tazz. This is really going to happen.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Now Mr. Hudson, let’s sign the papers. Hahahaha.
Heyman turned from the titantron as his lawyer began pointing to the contract explaining some things to him. Heyman didn’t see the titantron… a black limo had just arrived in the parking lot. It came to a halt and the driver opened the passenger door. All we saw step out was a pair of obviously female legs with a short skirt, tights and black high heeled shoes. The signal ended.
TAZZ Who was that?
PAUL E. HEYMAN Okay I understand, where’s my pen?
Heyman pulled a pen from his jacket, smirked and began signing the contract on various pages.
JOEY STYLES Oh god…
PAUL E. HEYMAN Well… IT’S OFFICIAL! I AM YOUR GENERAL MANAGER! HAHAAHAHA!
The fans booed as loud as they could until…
I'’M ALL GROWN UP!
WOOOSH! The roof was raised higher than it had ever been raised as Stephanie McMahon’s music hit.
JOEY STYLES OH MY GOD, COULD IT BE?!
Heyman was gob smacked as he stood in the ring and watched as Stephanie did indeed appear with a smile on her face, heading to the ring.
TAZZ STEPHANIE!
Heyman began to smirk as she walked down the ramp and walked up the steel stairs and into the ring. She grinned as she stood face to face with Heyman. Her music faded out and the crowd was simply electric.
PAUL E. HEYMAN Well look who it is… the FORMER General Manager. You all saw me sign this contract. This is MY show now Stephanie and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it.
Stephanie shrugged before snatching the clipboard from the lawyer and tearing up every page into pieces.
TAZZ Well, she can do that!
Heyman fell down to knees trying to see what he could salvage but that contract was gone.
WE LOVE STEPH! WE LOVE STEPH! WE LOVE STEPH! WE LOVE STEPH! WE LOVE STEPH!
JOEY STYLES Thank god she’s back!
Heyman stood back up glaring at Stephanie but before he could assault her in rage Eric Bischoff came from the fans, slid into the ring and slung Heyman out of the ring like he was trash.
TAZZ Hey there’s Bischoff!
Heyman was furious as he backed up the ramp being joined by Orton and Wolfe who helped him up. Stephanie took the microphone grinning.
STEPHANIE McMAHON In case you don’t get it Paul… I’M BACK ON MY SHOW!
The fans cheered.
STEPHANIE McMAHON But you wanna take over? Well then since the pay per view All Or Nothing is live in Las Vegas… Let’s make it All Or Nothing and both of us take a gamble Paul. First of all, every match stipulation will be determined live by a roulette wheel on the night… And we’ll take bets Paul, in true Las Vegas style. We’ll bet on winners… If you get the most right… ECW is yours… But if I do… You are HISTORY! See you next Sunday Night!
“I’m All Grown Up” hit again while Stephanie shook hands with Bischoff and they both stared grinning to an enraged Heyman who was on the stage by now.
JOEY STYLES The General Manager is back! But what about that? Match stipulations determined live? Gambling on matches and the winner gets the ultimate prize… ECW ITSELF!
TAZZ Holy cow! It truly is going to be All Or Nothing Joey! It can’t be missed! What a pay per view we’re in for!
JOEY STYLES We’ll see you at All Or Nothing everybody!
ECW faded to black on the image of Stephanie grinning.
PRODUCTION CREDITS: All show written by Shaun and Ben.
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Sample Weekly Show - ECW 20th May 2009, © Damage Inc. 2008-2009
