Beauty and the HILARIOUS, HAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ashura is a GOD OF ROLEPLAYING:

"and then he danced lika hot gurl lik brittney spears becuz she is the one for me i admir her lolz justin 2 hes so justified thats clever i wish i cud so that but i cnat becuz im really gurl so saku sid no thats my lnch but she took it anyway he got sad because he had no lunch but then the guy the liked cmae na gave him luch it was gud and had a bronwie he likes bronwies theyre good (an i like th gurlem too) he had 2 sodas because he sang really nice and this gurl was all ill give you some soda if you sing @ my part and he was all yeah i guess can i go 2 you're parteee 2 and she waz lik no just take the soda dont push it man so he was sad but still got to sods. he got Pepsi which is kind lik life all kewl people drunk Pepsi PEPSI by it ow itsz gud sew then he sat wit the boi he likd and they talks about sk8tinge becuz ashu is a sk8ter boi hes all punk and stuff with goth makeup and he slithe s his wrist sometimes to rpove to his parents that he hats them and hats hs life and hes just sorto f upset he cant stand it hes standing on the roof he sabout to jump BUT HE SAVES HIM and kisses the boi he liks and hes happy now so he goes tew teh partie anyway becuz the gurl is stupid and really wanted him there but denied becuz she was trying to b hrd 2 get becuz she realy likd him and he waz all no i lik guys and she was all thats gross youll go to hell and hes like no ill have lots of sex before i go so ill like it anyway and she was like can i video tape it and he said yes"

XD okay, I've read that 12 times on 3 different days, and I still have no clue as to what the hell it means, Heehee..

It's funny tho, in a trippy, stoner way.

xDDDDDDDDDDDD I would help you figure it out, but I don't like you. D: Whoops, that was supposed to be sexret. T___T But, yes, we were all high when I wrote that.

I WAS THERE WHEN SHE WROTE IT AND DARNIT I ENCOURAGED HER. I should regain my sanity somehow.

sanity is overrated

Truedat.

Everyone should make a character for The Epiglotis.

XD Mabye when I'm done with my ANALYSIS chapter.

Here Ethros, teh translated version

"and then he danced like a hot girl like Brittney spears because she is the one for me i admire her lolz justin 2 hes so justified thats clever i wish i cud so that but i cnat becuz im really gurl so saku sid no thats my lnch but she took it anyway he got sad because he had no lunch but then the guy the liked cmae na gave him luch it was gud and had a bronwie he likes bronwies theyre good (an i like th gurlem too) he had 2 sodas because he sang really nice and this gurl was all ill give you some soda if you sing @ my part and Go kill yourself! he was all yeah i guess can i go 2 you're parteee 2 and she waz lik no just take the soda dont push it man so he was sad but still got to sods.Haha subliminal messages! he got Pepsi which is kind lik life all kewl people drunk Pepsi PEPSI by it ow itsz gud sew then he sat wit the boi he likd and they talks about sk8tinge becuz ashu is a sk8ter boi hes all punk and stuff with goth makeup and he slithe s his wrist sometimes to rpove to his parents thGohaveababy!at he hats them and hats hs life and hes just sorto f upset he cant stand it hes standing on the roof he sabout to jump BUT HE SAVES HIM and kisses the boi he liks and hes happy now so he goes tew teh partie anyway becuz the gurl is stupid and really wanted him there but denied becuz she was trying to b hrd 2 get becuz she realy likd him aSlityourwristtoday!nd he waz all no i lik guys and she was all thats gross youll go to hell and hes like no ill have lots of sex before i go so ill like it anyway and she was like can i video tape it and he said yes"