I don't know why, but this was cracking me up. I used to work at Barnes N Noble and they make tote bags for you to buy and use to carry books around in the store, to save on plastic bags, sorta like the grocery store. Generally, the bag has the stores name or something to that affect, but today I was searching on the web site and I found this:

This is the best invention ever! Beth, you should totally buy one, lol