I am Nani?, henceforth known as Nani?. You may call me Nani?, but I prefer to be called Nani?. My name means What? in Japanese. I do not like Anime more than any other type of entertainment. I do not like Japanese culture or Japanese food.

Unlike the hundreds of other failures or shallow saps who come around posting about how insane and random they are, spamming DESU like weeabous, or pretending to be cynics because they think it makes them edgy and cool, I am the original. I'm a manic depressive ADHD asshole, who hates humanity as a rule rather than an exception. I will find comfort in your misery. I'm a narcissist, meaning that most of my personality is lie covering the ball of self-loathing known as my innermost thoughts. Sometimes I hear voices, but then I unplug my earphones. I hate pity.

I find randomness and insanity dull, because I've seen them all done before. It really isn't funny, and I have a whole rant on the crap that people pull when they try to be amusing. I'll leave that for later though.

I'm usually not this bitter or angry, but I just hit a wall of depression. If you want to get to know me, I'm free to vent to anyone willing.

My AIM is Onagisama, my MSN is naniwanandeska@hotmail.com. You can use that as my e-mail if you want to contact me that way. I don't check it though, be forewarned.

Vagina.

If you haven't labeled me as "LOLOLOLOLOLOL Mainstream cynic LOLOLOLOL" at this point, I congratulate you; you're not pretentious. I like you all the more for it.

Most of my humor comes from /b/, or just from dry British wit. I need to expand the British wit part more, I've been neglecting it lately.

I am literate. I write poetry on occassion, but it's only to help me outline thoughts that I'm having trouble with, or to clarify my worldview. I write short stories most of the time, but have issues with follow-through, due to my ADD. I've been working on that for the past few months, and hope to improve.

None of you are going to see me happy for a long, long time. Currently, my life has just hit a rut, and from the looks of it, it's here to stay for awhile. Hopefully my friends and girlfriend can help me with this, but I don't know. I really do need someone to vent to, and nobody is on. Damnit.

I've been looking for RPs, which is what dragged me here. I'm sick and tired of the rest of the RPs that I've been in. My characters are underdeveloped because other members are idiots, and those that are developed are watered down to fit something less than artistic. I needed a place to stretch my creative wings, and I'm hoping this is it. I'm not on drugs.

If you RP with me, and it's modern combat, do not be ashamed if you die. I do not leave many loopholes in my method of fighting, although I'm going to need to shake the rust off. As an old hand at RPing, it's my job to teach the young whippersnappers how to die many, many times.

Question my intelligence, and I'll prove you an idiot. Prove my actions wrong, and I'll congratulate you. Reality is objective, humans are subjective. I try to be right most of the time, but I am not. I accept this. Feel free to criticize anything except my overall writing style, because criticizing that is like yelling at the sky for being blue. I write the way that fits the character, that is all. Everything I do is done for a purpose, regardless of how petty.

My introduction is finished. I'm desperate for some sort of conversation now. Get to posting.

Here's a game for you. Guess my age, gender, and where I live. Have fun.