Story Maker Competition (Voting Process)

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The voting process will end October 10th. Here are the entries:


Gnome Again
One day <your name here> walked into a pub called The Scurvy Mongolian Death Worm. After a few rounds of Bull Honkey™ Caffinergy sauce <your name here> got up to leave, but spilled Bull Honkey Caffinergy sauce on smelly puff puff destroyer of worlds in the doing.

"You SCURVY SMELLY FLEABAG" yelled smelly puff puff destroyer of worlds, and he threw a H-Bomb at <your name here>. <your name here> dodged it and retaliated by breaking a garden gnome over smelly puff puff destroyer of worlds's pancreus.

"ARRGH MY MUFFINS ARE BURNING" roared the barkeep, and his pet puppy chased smelly puff puff destroyer of worlds out of the pub. "YOU SANK MY BATTLE SHIP" cheered the crowd, and they all sang ABC's over a round of Bull Honkey™ Caffinergy sauce.


Tireas Dragon
One day in Calorn city, the newly elected president Hungry Tireas was giving a speech in front of Burger World. "And to close the subject of tax raises, all I have to say is I will feed you" he said.

A journalist reporting to the Hungry Man newspaper stepped forth from the crowd. "Hungry Tireas, how do you plan on addressing the subject of Hunger?" she said. Well, on the subject of Hunger, all I can say is You will all have HAMBURGERS to eat."

No sooner had the words left his mouth when an enormous Cow leapt from the crowd and charged the President to the ground. The Cow was arrested, but the President had suffered a fatal wound. His dying words were, "But I like hamburgers."


Swamp7hing
One evening, Jake the window washing pirate was having cumquats for dinner, while watching Thou Shall Not Eateth My Apple! On TV. "Today is the day for all to perish" said Jake.

All of a sudden, the telephone rang. It was Matt Dameon asking Jake out on a date to the Ice Cream Shop. Jake accepted and put on wet pirahhana cologne before leaving the house.

The date was terrible, and at the end of it Matt Dameon spilled Chocolate Syrup all over Jake's thigh. "And alas, all my crops are gone, due to the locusts!" yelled Jake. And they beat long into the night.

[Silverwind]

The voting process is over. The winner's story is now displayed on the Roguesoft Homepage.