You gotta help me out i'm stuck in las vegas. It's all a blur last night
i dont remember what we did. We need a taxi 'cause you're hung-over
and I'm broke, and we need to get out. I lost my fake ID but you lost the
motel key so we have no where to go. Spare me your freakin' dirty looks,
its your fault we lost all of our stuff. Now don't play me, i cant even
get into a casino anymore. You want to cash out and get the hell out of town,
but that was my college money we blew off.

Don't be a baby, we'll get out of this one way or another.. Remember
what you told me? You said we wont give up, so Shut up and put your
money where your mouth is, I dont care if this is our last ten dollars,
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. we need to use it wisely, so
Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes, now, so we can get enough
money to go back home. That's what you get for waking up in Vegas.

Why are these lights so bright, i have a head ache, turn it off... Oh, did
we get hitched last night, dressed up like Elvis, and what is this huge blond
wig? Blondie? Why am I wearing your class ring? you said you were going
to give it to the love of your life! Don't call your mother, she will just call
mine, and we'll both be in trouble. we deal with this on our own, 'Cause now
we're partners in crime

You got me into this, you said crime pays, and that we'd be invincible. this is
Information overload, situation lost control! i can hear the sirens now, our
guy is down! gone! Send out an S.O.S.! we need some back up, the gang,
And get some cash out. That stupid gang will way for what he did to the boss'
son. We're gonna tear up the town, rip it to pieces. then we'll be satisfied

Don't be a baby, we'll figure it out. Remember what you told me,
you said we'll be rich. Remember what you told me, you said we'll never
forget this trip. Remember what you told me, you said we'll live happily
ever after. Told me, you told me, you told me, that there was no problems
to be had! Shut up and put your money where your mouth is, we can't
give up yet. We're broke, but we have ten dollars. That's what you get for
waking up in Vegas, we have luck on our side. Get up and shake the
glitter off your clothes, now, we'll be fine. That's what you get for waking
up in Vegas. this is just a minor set back, pull that lever! Shake the
glitter, shake, shake, shake the glitter, c'mon! Pull that lever! Give me
some cash out baby, i have a good feeling about this machine. Give me
some cash out, honey, we'll win a million dollars...