It seems to me that a whole lot of people have a banner for their stories, and a whole lot of people do not.

I'm here to help those that do not, but to help, I need to know how to make a banner myself.

Anyone who knows how to make a banner, or will gladly make one for the poor souls without one, please post here and teach us poor, unfortunate authors whose stories don't look pimp enough on the "promote yourself" forum.

Wow, I was stupid. I simply googled it and came up with this quick, easy site:

http://www.mybannermaker.com/

Yay! Now you all can go and make banners for yourselves!