"DoomWood used to be a beautiful place... It also used to have a different name."
~ Artix (DragonFable)

"Then go eat something, you anorexic monkey."
~ Me

"... Why do you need a hair-cut to wash a car?"
~ Me


"Well, the bottom line is: she's an immature asshole."
~ Ben

"Somebody save me from this torture..."
~ Rennac (FE8)


"I am Gaara... of the funk."
ch-ch-ch-ch-OW!
~ Gaara (Naruto: The Abridged Series)

"You may pass me... only if you beat me at DDR."
~ Gaara (Naruto: The Abridged Series)

"Oh, I gave up my funk powers to become Kazekage."
~ Gaara (Naruto Shippuden: The Abridged Series)

"Diglett dig! Diglett dig!"
"Using animals from another anime... That's pathetic."
~ Diglett and Gaara (Naruto Shippuden: Abridged)

"Look, Mumsy! I caught Gaara all by myself!"
"No you didn't. You used a Gameshark."
~ Deidara and Pein (Naruto Shippuden: Abridged)

"This is my Naruto puppet."
"Oh, well that's not THAT bad..."
"My AMARICAN Naruto puppet!"
"OH $*&#!"
~ Kankuro and Sound Nin (Naruto: The Abridged Series)

"... and my Ninja Info Cards --"
"WILL YOU SHUT UP ALREADY?!"
~ Kabuto and Orochimaru (Naruto: The Abridged Series)

"Yo, you got the goods?"
"Yeah, dog, I got them."
"... Never again."
~ Kakashi and Naruto (Naruto Shippuden: The Abridged Series)

"Yes, that's right Yugi. Now burn it, burn it all..."
~ Yami (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie : Abridged Version)

"I haven't been this depressed since the Spice Girls broke up."
~ Pegasus (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Abridged Version)

"... then I'll beat you at a children's card game."
"Then it's a date!"
"For the last time, I'm not going out with you!"
~ Kaiba and Pegasus (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Abridged Version)

"Wow, this card is so powerful I'm never going to use it again."
~ Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Abridged Version)

"Yugi, you aren't trying to summon the forces of darkness in your room again, are you?"
~ Grandpa (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Abridged Version)

"Now I'm going to check the obitchuary to see if I'm in it."
~ Grandpa (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Aridged Version)

"Hey look, it's Grandpa! Why are you out of the basement?"
"I was getting lonely."
~ Yugi and Grandpa (Yu-Gi-Oh! Movie: Abridged Version)

"Heh heh, that rhymes..."
~ Old Lady (A Family Affair)

"Because Father's playing Ninja with the watch spider again."
~ Ephraim (Butterfly)

"Take this book and burn it, which hopefully causes you to burn down to Hell and maybe even beyond that."
~ Ephraim (Butterfly)

"You saw Lord Trauerfall as you were rolling off the hill? Wow, you were searching for the light, weren't you?"
~ Annan (Dying Embers)

"I told you we shouldn't have used hay to protect our rocks!"
~ Random Guy (Awesome Creed)

"It is written that only Belgium Waffles can defeat prostate cancer."
~ Youtube Poop: Link Gets Cancer

"The Triforce of Wisdom states that Link got prostate cancer."
"... Grea--"
"And it's advanced."
"... Grea--"
"You're going to die."
"... ... ... F%#k."
~ Youtube Poop: Link Gets Cancer

" Man Busted Loving Patio Table
He's Going to Jail for Act of PDA"
~ News Headline