Title: Let's Date! Hatoful Boyfriend
Xartarin - May 27, 2012 04:31 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - May 27, 2012 04:36 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - May 27, 2012 04:45 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - May 27, 2012 04:50 AM (GMT)
I am not a bird!
A mysterious transfer student!?!
WHO COULD IT BE
THE PLOT THICKENS
An excellent point from our plucky protagonist, miss boobs.
I think I peed myself a little.
And so ends our first little look into the world of "Hatoful Boyfriend". I sure hope you're enjoying this game as much as I am! Stay tuned for more of this wonderful adventure.
Xartarin - May 28, 2012 03:17 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - May 28, 2012 03:29 AM (GMT)
A dramatic turn of events! This pigeon..... is Sakuya's brother
How tragic. Family should stick together!
A dramatic turn of events! This pigeon...... is a racist
Maybe they had some kind of falling-out in the past.
Everyone loves gossip.
Amazing! Our protagonist can speak in emoticons!
Another fantail. Makes sense, since he's Sayuka's brother.
Yes, I am Boobs.
How philosophical. Truly a wise fantail.
Our protagonist then asks why Sayuka asks like an aristocrat.
He speaks French!
Our protagonist heads back to class. Ryouta is not there. Mysterious.
Oh no! Perhaps he was injured in some way?
Maybe a villain is afoot!
Oh. That was probably it, then.
Boobs! Drugs are bad for you!
Gimme the news!
I got a
of loving you!
Huh, why did I say that? Strange.
How nice of him!
Of course, our protagonist politely declines. Drugs are bad.
Seems like a gentleman.
Our suspicions were correct, it seems.
It's rude to bother people.
And so we leave the infirmary! Infirmaries and the such can carry diseases. It's good not to stay in one unless you have a good reason.
In our next installment, our protagonist meets quite the unusual character! Stay tuned, Hatoful Boyfriends!
Xartarin - May 28, 2012 03:37 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - May 28, 2012 03:40 AM (GMT)
Democracy is important! We certainly wouldn't want to be like China.
Sports are also important.
One unique thing about this visual novel is that many choices like these will affect the outcome, and there is even more than one ending! This is an important decision, but I'm leaving it to you (yes, YOU), the viewers! Please vote on which club our dear protagonist Boobs Darwin should take. Choose wisely, this may affect the entire story of the game!
Chocolate Kirby - May 28, 2012 05:03 AM (GMT)
I doubt you'll keep track of all of the responses.
Oh god I'm so lame.
William - May 29, 2012 02:15 AM (GMT)
What, you can't joy the birdwatching club? BLASPHEMY
Do the second best thing, then: STUDENT COUNCIL
Aki - May 29, 2012 10:05 PM (GMT)
Doctor seems sketchy, library seems boring, and I don't think pigeons can run very well with their legs. So, student council, go!
Xartarin - June 2, 2012 08:29 PM (GMT)
Rick - June 2, 2012 08:39 PM (GMT)
Don't be a dick, talk to your old friend.
Chocolate Kirby - June 3, 2012 01:46 AM (GMT)
Hang out with a dick, talk with the French guy.
Star Kirby - June 5, 2012 04:46 AM (GMT)
Haven't seen Ryouta since the first couple days, so let's go catch up.
Xartarin - June 5, 2012 05:38 AM (GMT)
Chocolate Kirby - June 5, 2012 05:43 AM (GMT)
I mean, imagine a human and a bird doing it. Absolutely graceful, I'd imagine.
Xartarin - June 5, 2012 06:06 AM (GMT)
|QUOTE (Chocolate Kirby @ Jun 4 2012, 09:43 PM)|
| I mean, imagine a human and a bird doing it. Absolutely graceful, I'd imagine. |
Star Kirby - June 5, 2012 06:13 AM (GMT)
Cafeteria. Food. What are you waiting for?
Chocolate Kirby - June 5, 2012 05:47 PM (GMT)
Woo, taking things out of context!
It seems in your natrue to go to the cafeteria. Fatty.
Also, if I'm not on mIRC when the chance comes along, put me down for a vote to go to Math class if it comes up again. You can't fail!
Xartarin - June 6, 2012 09:13 PM (GMT)
The cafeteria it is! As a hunter-gatherer, it is important that we keep our nutrition.
I do not understand this meal.
Who could this be???
Oh, it's that guy.
He's here too.
RAGE VOLTAGE is dangerous!
What an intense situation!
WHAT DO WE DOOOOOOOOOOO?
Rick - June 6, 2012 09:35 PM (GMT)
We can withstand the RAGE VOLTAGE as we are not a pansy bird (right?)! Help him and laugh at his emasculation!
Chocolate Kirby - June 6, 2012 11:51 PM (GMT)
Yeah, lend Ryouta a hand.
Xartarin - June 8, 2012 08:33 AM (GMT)
Rick - June 8, 2012 01:45 PM (GMT)
Shadow Prime Minister of the New World Order is an awesome title, you know what you must do.
Xartarin - June 14, 2012 11:39 PM (GMT)
Rick - June 15, 2012 12:12 AM (GMT)
Walk home with him, eat him for dinner.
Chocolate Kirby - June 15, 2012 01:19 PM (GMT)
You never know, he might be one of those creeper teachers...
William - July 1, 2012 10:56 PM (GMT)
Go with him, what's the worse that might happen?
Xartarin - July 16, 2012 06:00 AM (GMT)
Rick - July 16, 2012 02:26 PM (GMT)
What could possibly go wrong? Shout that fucker down and crush his bones with your magnificent hands!
Star Kirby - July 17, 2012 01:00 AM (GMT)
Let the doctor feel the wrath of a teenage girl attending school with pigeons.
Aki - July 17, 2012 01:51 AM (GMT)
Chocolate Kirby - July 17, 2012 10:48 AM (GMT)
Xartarin - July 26, 2012 12:57 AM (GMT)
Chocolate Kirby - July 26, 2012 05:21 AM (GMT)
On one hand, standing up to him will help teach him to stop being such a douchebag.
But on the OTHER hand, Xar is very much right. A pigeon can't do those things!
Eeeeh, I'll go with the illogical former.
Aki - July 26, 2012 11:38 AM (GMT)
Make him work! Make him work!
William - July 26, 2012 03:17 PM (GMT)
Why bother, he'd probably mess something up and whine about it like the little bitch he is. Do the job like the superior, opposite-thumbed species you are!
Star Kirby - July 26, 2012 07:20 PM (GMT)
He can work... as your featherduster.
Rick - July 26, 2012 09:03 PM (GMT)
He's amongst the proletariat now, he damn well better get used to it. Make the fucker work.