Haven't you ever wanted to know what goes through the mind of a god? Now, you can!
By posting in this thread you officially sell your soul to me.
Now with 100% less postcount gains, so you can act whatever stupid questions you feel like =D

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Good my soul is already sold nub >.>

Whats your main team in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl?

I can't really remember my in-game team, and I have a bunch of Pokemon I rotate in and out competitively. But some of my main ones are:
Also 'nub' is a stupid spelling of a stupid spelling of a shortnening of 'newbie'. So it's stupid.
Gardevoir, Gallade, Relicanth, Tauros, Cresselia, the Regis, Dusknoir, and Scizor.

In Platinum, my in-game team is Gardevoir, Empoleon, Luxray, Arcanine, Porygon-Z and Magenzone.

Do robots even have souls? If So, I sold my soul for a cupcake a while ago.
So, Why do you keep making ask topics? why not use the old ones?

if a proton fired at the speed of light was fired from Pluto at 5 AM, and an electron fired at the speed of sound was fired from mars at 3 AM, which would reach the train station in San Fransisco first?

Why would you like to be Miss World 2009?

Also, I lost my soul sometime ago. Can I sell yours?

I swear to god guys, stop selling your souls. The only one I can get now is Soon's.

@Metty: This one was made because I didn't want posts to count, that way you guys could ask questions that weren't totally boring. The second one was initially made because the first was locked or something. I don't remember.

@Soon: that would depend on the current arrangement of the planets, as well as the time of day in San Francisco. If the plaents were in Equinox and it was nighttime in San Francisco, I /think/ that the photon from Mars would reach San Fransisco first. However, I can't be totally sure because you didn't give me the wavelength or frequency of the photon.

Also, in which time zone is it 3AM/5AM?

@Petah: Deities are not eligible, and neither are guys. It totally wasn't my fault that those rules were passed. Although the second one was definitely Zeus' fault.

Gosh, I never knew you were THAT intelligent...

Hmm
What music do you listen to?

My IQ is upwards of 160.

I tend to lean toward experimental rock, though I'm also a fan of techno.

Really, I'll listen to any kind of music except rap.

I don't see how either of these constitutes you not being able to enter.

By the way, this topic isn't allowed to be here ;D

(You're lucky I like you, Ryu.)

I put it here anyway, because there's no spam forum because you don't want one.

So I have to put it here otherwise posts count and then people can only ask boring questions.

So to sum it up, f*ck you Jaffy!

jay kay ;3

Is your IQ really 160?
Are you a good pokemon battler?
Do you have Super Smash Bros Brawl?

Yes, to all 3.

(This topic has been hi-jacked)

I can vouch for the Pokemon bit. -_-

You haven't died properly until a Relicanth does it.

God damn EV TRAINERS!!!

If you took a lightbulb, broke it, and buried it on Mars, what would happen to it?

How much wood could a Wood-chuck Chuck Norris in a universe where Sonic 06 was finished before it's release?

If you were not yourself and you could ask your self that's still hisself a question, what would you ask yourself?

Vegito: As Jaffy stated, yes to all three.

DavynD: It would probably slowly break apart into the planet's crust due to plate movement, but physical science isn't my specialty. I don't even know if Mars has plates or not.

But I'd assume that if you somehow went there several million years later, it probably wouldn't be there anymore.

Metman: 4,537,904.

Petah: "Are you seriously a goddamn furry?"

That or "Why are you so /mean/"