These are the Rules, folks!
Be sensible and don't upset other board users with rude, obscene, libellous or just plain nasty comments. Anyone disregarding that request will be warned first, then shown the door. Simple as that.
No posting up of poems for comment, please. Until further notice.
The only unusual rule - though request would be a nicer way of putting it - is that you should avoid text message-style abbreviations and spellings in your posts. We're in the business of using the English language here, so let's do that. To the best of our abilities.
IF YOU SPOT SPAM OR ADS, PM ME AT ONCE & I SHALL EAT THE PERPETRATOR.