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Blonde State of Mind

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Merlex	Posted: Aug 17 2005, 09:14 PM
Administrator Group: Admin Posts: 118 Member No.: 1 Joined: 14-May 05	A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of international capitals. She proudly said, "Go ahead and quiz me. I know all of them!" Her friend said, "O.K. then, what's the capital of France?" The blonde replied, "Oh, that's so easy! F."

Machaon	Posted: Aug 26 2005, 10:24 PM
Neophyte Group: Members Posts: 14 Member No.: 27 Joined: 1-July 05	I got a few good blonde one liner jokes... Here they are! How do you drown a blonde? Put a mirror on the bottom of the pool How you keep a blonde busy? Give her a bag of M&M's and have her alphabetize them. How do you make a blondes eyes twinkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear. Why did the blonde tip toe past the Medicine cabinet? So she wouldn't wake the sleeping pills. Why did the blonde steal the police car? She saw 911 on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Why did the blonde get so excited when she finshed her jigsaw puzzle in 6 months?? Cause on the box it said 2-4 Years What is a blondes favorite band? Air Supply Just a few for ya... If anybody knows any good one don"t hesitate, please add them.... Everyone can use a good laugh....