Happiest Place on Earth, Sample RP

Welcome to Sourthern California! To be more specific, welcome to Orange County! Wait... to be even more specific... welcome to Anaheim! Okay, Okay, welcome to the place in Anaheim that everyone knows. A place where people go to get away. A place where all your wildest dreams and fantasies come true! A place where people spend hundreds of dollars just to wait in line. A place where you can be a cowboy, ride a tea cup, travel through space, swing with Indiana Jones and buy a ten dollar Churro.

WELCOME TO THE HAPPIEST PLACE ONE EARTH!

This is where our story begins...

And every story needs a main character and this one is no different. Our main character is a beautiful girl who is currently skipping down Mainstreet U.S.A with the birds and animals and children following her. She is wearing a flowing purple gown and has a tiara. Clearly, this lady is royalty! A bunch of kids stop her and she begins signing their autographs. One girl even gets her parents to take her picture with this lovely Princess. The lovely lady bends down with this girl and smiles. She then signs her autograph as the little girl asks the young royalty a very bizarre question.

Little Girl: What Disney Princess are you?

The Princess looks a little shocked at the question. She is even at a loss for words. But then she thinks of something and answers the young girls question.

Princess: I am Princess Portia! I am not from any movie you may of heard of, but I restore piece and order throughout the whole Disney universe!

Little Girl: I never heard of you!

Princess: Well sweetheart, you may not know me now but one day I will be the most popular Disney Princess of them all! Now what is your name?

As Princess Portia begins filling out the little girl's autograph book, the villains of our story appear. There is five of them and they are decked out in white. Their badges say they are "Disney Security," but what they really are are killers of the magic! They get inbetween Princess Portia and her followers. One of them grabs her by the arms and puts her hands behind her back!

Princess Portia: What ever are you doing?

Security: Daphne, you know that you are not allowed in the park!

Princess Portia: But I work here!

Security: You worked here two months ago. But you weren't a Princess, you worked pirates of the Carribean... you almost injured a four year old which is why you were fired!

Princess Portia: That four year old wasn't sitting down in his boat. He was out to frame me because I am Disney royalty!

Security: No, you are not! You are a very mentally unstable lady who THINKS she is a Disney Princess!

Princess Portia: I AM A PRINCESS! I AM THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS IN ALL THE LAND!

With that Security drags her off from her devout following! With tears flowing down her eyes, she screams out!

Princess Portia: I AM ROYALTY! I DO WORK HERE! I WILL INSTILL DISNEY MAGIC! I AM MAGICAL! I AM A GODAMN FUCKING DISNEY PRINCESS!

Suddenly, she slaps one of the security guards across the face and then kicks him in the balls. This is when she realizes that she isn't just a Princess, but a very athletic one at that. She begins to run as security gives chase. She sprints down mainstreet knocking over many guests and characters. She finally gets to the front gate where there is three security guards waiting for her. She runs right into them, with a weird variation of a clothesline knocking two of them down. She then punches the other right in the face. With that she makes it out of the gate, but where to now?

She sees the security gaining on her... she needs to go where they will not find her. Suddenly, she looks at her salvation. She runs into a place where no one ever goes... not even security... it is her saving grace.

SHE RUNS INTO DISNEY'S CALIFORNIA ADVENTURE!

LATER THAT DAY...

Princess Portia playfully gets off of the Maliboomer being followed by children who don't even know better. It is here where she has her epiphany. She thinks about her earlier encounter with the facists who are trying to destroy Walt's ultimate vision! His vision was a world where a girl can be whatever she wanted... even a Princess! A world where a girl from Placentia can be the prettiest girl in the park. It is a world of fairy tale creatures, magnificent villains, grand adventures and fast passes. That was Walt's ultimate vision. A world of imagination ... and without Jews! She realizes that thanks to Michael Eisner, that the magic is gone from the world. She MUST be the one to show everyone what Disney is really all about! She MUST be the one to prove to the world that the magic is not dead! She MUST prove that she is the only Disney Princess!

BUT HOW...

Suddenly, the glamorous Princess Portia thinks back to her flee from the evil forces. She remembers her strength and agility and realizes that deep down inside.... she isn't only the most attractive Disney Princess... she is the STRONGEST! If she were to hone this skill and then go on national television fighting shows, she would not only spread Disney magic across the world but also become the grandest Princess of them all!

So, that is exactly what she does! She trains and she trains and she trains and then sings and dances and makes merry with the animals and then she trains some more! She trains until she has honed the craft of proffessional wrestling!

And then a year later...

Princess Portia throws her opponent out of the ring and then does a beautiful curtsey! She knows she is ready! She is ready to become the Disney Princess she always knew she was. No one can tell her different! Not her opponents! Not Disney Security! Not Michael Eisner! Not even those psychatrists her insisted that she be medicated!

Princess Portia will spread the magic by any means necessary... even if it means spilling blood of those that get in the way.

This character rocks.

I love this. Sign her up.

Whats the bets this is someone we know...

Can we bring back Sid Luscious and tag em up?

yeah...the whole style of that rp seems familar...

Sorry, but I haven't been in this fed before. In fact, it's been awhile since I've been in any fed or watched wrestling. I just like to write and figured this would be a good outlet for that.

So, does the "good" comments mean I'm in?

Interesting character. Should be fun. Put your bio in the Superstars thread and I'll get you on the next card. Welcome to PWA.

homo........good shit though