A PROPER challenge, for Slade

[DaMaori]

Va'aiga sits against a blank background. Nothing fancy, just a camera for him to shout at. And doing Slade the honor of challenging him to a match in his native tongue, plenty of subtitles...

"Slade, takatū mātau mo a utua Va'aiga. Me mahi kē ahau i te whango o nga pīroiroi a Kaito. Matou tuma atu te Māori rā ki a ia kia riri takitahi rāua. Matou tuma atu te Māori rā ki a ia kia whaurai! Slade, wareware te iti rahi utuaia. Tae mai whairai te Māori. Tae mai whairai Va'aiga!"

Subs: Slade, make ready wrestle Va'aiga. I need a distraction from Kaito. The Maori challenges you to a match. The Maori challenges you to a fight! Slade, forget all those small sized wrestlers. Come fight The Maori. Come fight Va'aiga!

[Slade]

The camera fades up on the PWA television studios. Slade sits in front of a PWA logo background. He smiles slightly as the director gives him the sign to start from off-camera.

Slade: I'm glad you took the time to issue me a formal challenge, Va'aiga, and I really respect that you chose to do so in your native tongue. But since I don't know any other languages to try and impress people, I'll answer in English: HELL YES.

I'm truly unsure what makes you think that just because you're fighting me, it will be a 'break' of any kind. But I'll be more than willing to beat that point into your thick Micronesian skull. You're on. Name the time and place, and I'll be there. Should be a blast.