» Adam Senton vs MDynamite, Last Santa Standing match

[The Notorious PIC]

Both Santas scurry down the chimeny and hit the ring.

[Adam Senton]

What the fuck kind of a match is this? Honestly. Two grown men dressed in santa suits in the middle of a PWA ring ready to rip each other to shreds; that makes sense. This is going to scar children who still believe in Santa for life. They're about to see the jolly fat guy beat up another one. This makes no logical sense what so ever, does it?

Adam Senton started off the match by running, with his new found fat in front of him making it more difficult than you can imagine, with a look of anger on his pale face. Adam raised his right arm as high as he could and managed to slam it against his Welsh counterparts head, knocking the other Santa down and onto one knee. The Eastern Canadian tried to kick his opponent, but the suit only gave so much ability, so kicking was out of the picture. What could he do? I mean really, he had no ability to kick or even move around at a normal pace, the only thing he could really do was use weapons. So the 24 year old Moncton native grabbed a chair, decked out in green, red and white which had been sitting in the ring, begging to be used by one of the santas. Adam elevated the chair over his head and as some of the fake snow fell off and landed on Dyna's head, Senton slammed it against his larger opponents cranium. The crowd erupted in laughs and boos as MDynamite's santa hat fell to the canvas, revealing his head to the packed arena. Adam tossed his hat to the ring floor, a look of glee replacing that of anger across his stern visage.

Johnny: What a boooring match.

Donny: Pretty much yup!

OOC: Okay so my laptop sucks so I'm typing this on my mac and it's crazy impossible. So I'm deciding to leave it this short, assuming MD wont reply.