» PWA Insanity Special, Prudential Center; Newark, New Jersey

[Tommy Dragon]

PWA INSANITY SPECIAL:

Main Event
Steele vs. Organon

Julio Guerrera vs. Eagle

David vs. Goliath
Indystar vs. P.Y

Adam Senton vs. Black Dragon

Kendo & Serial vs. Tommy Dragon & Rex Haraway

[Bman]

Cole: Bman! Bman! Where were you for last week's Insanity? You were booked to fight The Game in a Commonwealth title defense! He was in the ring waiting for you, and everything.

Bman: First of all. Quit using my bold lettering. Second of all, all of PWA was on a tour. Of... Afghanistan. Tour of Afghanistan. Yep. Didn't you notice all the stars were gone the past couple months?

Cole: No. We were having some pretty awesome shows here in the USA. I didn't even notice. It felt like 2003 here, minus all the main eventers. Scorpian has been kicking ass and is now the Interim Heavyweight Champion with Organon having been MIA.

Bman: It was a military campaign. Our country needed us.

Cole: Aren't you Canadian?

Bman: No. I'm from Alaska. Alaska, Cole. My people were purchased from Canada in the mid-80s. Don't you know our American history?

Cole: No. That is news to me.

Bman: We American pigs have such a shitty school system.

Cole: Yes we do. Us Americans are idiots.

Bman: Yep. And we run our banks superbly.

*They laugh in unison*

[Bman]

Vegeta is in the ring with a mic after the on-screen Bman promo. Bman goes first n shit cuz he's the man, y'see?

Vegeta: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to PWA TWO; ELECTRIC BOOGALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The opening match has its competitors enter the ring as Vegeta leaves to go sit at his desk and do whatever Vince McMahon does during shows.

[The Jesus]

Following the opening tag team match, the camera cuts to the back to find long-time PWA announcer standing besides a man most are surprised to find back with PWA, "The Messiah".

Cole - "Ladies and gentlemen, what a match we just saw! And that's exactly the type of action you can expect from the new and improved PWA from this day on. But enough about that.. ladies and gentlemen, I am standing here next to a man who has been with the company since nearly it's beginning and Julio Guerrera, I have only one question for you.. are you excited to be back?!"

Cole, ever the hype man, enthusiastically shoves the neon-and-black microphone into the hands of his on-screen co-star. Guerrera, perhaps taken a back by Cole's energy, hesitates for a moment before he talks into the foam-covered piece of equipment.

Julio Guerrera - "Cole, let me tell you something.. you ask me if I'm excited to be back, Michael, but the fact of the matter is that isn't the question you should be asking me right now."

An insulted Cole simply scoffs at Julio's insinuation that he is incorrectly prepared for this segment.

Julio Guerrera - "No, Cole, the question you should be asking me is this.. am I surprised to be back? Because, Cole, let me tell you a little something that happened to me.. maybe something not all of you know about. You see, Cole, I am so glad you brought up the fact that I have been here since day one because people tend to forget that. I have been here since the very beginning.. I was here for the very first Pandemonium, I damn near won the very first Three Hours of Power, and I have spent the past seven years of my life over-working myself, beating myself, and bloodying myself for this company. I have grown and matured with the company, just as it has grown and risen to overtake this sport.. and yet, because I spoke up and took my stand against the injustices that I saw corrupting the very core of this company that I.."

Julio brings up his free hand and cups, moving his fingers about in a way to insinuate him molding perhaps a bar of clay.

Julio Guerrera - ".. that I helped craft with my very own hands, my very own sweat and blood, just because I spoke up against those forces that were ruining this company, people think that I am not a fan of PWA."

Finally taking notice to the fact that he and Cole are conducting this interview in front of a large "PWA" banner, Guerrera smacks the flag in it's center to accentuate his point.

Julio Guerrera - "Cole, you and I have talked some off the record before, and tell me if I'm lying when I say that I bleed green and black.."

Cole shakes his head "no", but that's not good enough for Julio, who shoves the microphone towards his lips.

Cole (in a hushed tone) - "No."

Julio Guerrera - "No what?"

Cole - "No, you're not lying."

Julio Guerrera - "Exactly, Cole.. so imagine my surprise when, nearly ten months ago, I was.. informed.. that my services would no longer be needing. Not over the phone, not face to face, but by the god damn FedEx delivery man, mind you. In fact, I still have Vegeta's scribbled note in my pocket, so if you just allow me the courtesy of holding this mic, I'll read it for you."

Cole does as Julio asks, taking the microphone out of Guerrera's hands and freeing him to dig into his back pocket for a crumbled piece of paper. It's evident by it's worn out state that Julio has read and re-read this note many times since receiving it.

Julio Guerrera - "Sorry to say.."

Julio begins, trying his damnest to imitate Vegeta's mannerism and voice.

Julio Guerrera - ".. but we are running into some trouble, and your services will no longer by required."

The Messiah quickly folds the paper back into his pocket.

Julio Guerrera - "So Cole, it isn't if I'm excited, it's if I'm surprised.. and yeah, I am shocked as hell to be back here, nearly a year after being kicked to the curb."

He pauses, thinking of where to go from this point.

Julio Guerrera - "But, to answer your question - am I excited?"

Finally, Julio's visage is broken by an emotion other than disdain. A smirk breaks upon his lips.

Julio Guerrera - "Yeah, man! I'm excited, and I'm excited for one single reason. You see, I have been with this company for seven years, give or take ten months.."

He adds in jest.

Julio Guerrera - ".. and have not once been granted a shot at the PWA World Title. I mean, yeah, I had that match against Triple 6, and I had that match against Organon, but I wasn't prepared. Those were last-minute additions, I was called upon at the last minute to, without any preparation, training, or rest, go up against two of PWA's most dominant champions. Those weren't real title matches, I realize that only now. The odds were so stacked against me, it would've taken a miracle and a half to even make those fair fights. But.. that was then. So I am excited, Cole, because I'm not the only one that's back. Organon, the PWA champion of the WORLD.. he's back, Cole. And you know what? That title.. that belt of his.. I'm coming for that belt of his. That title has only one home, and that's around my waist. The true Number One Contender."

He smirks again.

Julio Guerrera - "Because Organon, I.. am.. better than.. you."

Guerrera crosses his arms, and the camera fades out.