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 The Kennin Journal III |
| Posted by Kalevala - 04-15-08 06:41 - 0 comments |
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In with the New...
By Kalevala
In the PWA’s illustrious history, there have only been a handful of superstars who have reached the status of ‘legend’. These perennial main-eventers include the likes of Triple 6, Razer, P.Y., and Vegeta; and although the supporting cast of this production has been subtly changed every now and then, the mainstays of the PWA, the last bastions of a different era have remained firmly entrenched in the spotlight.
Throughout the years it was not an uncommon sight to see young up-and-comers clawing through the ranks at a chance to live out their wildest dreams. However as time passes and these young up-and-comers eventually evolve into established veterans, the lack of change is rather unsettling. Instead of chasing their dream of holding the ultimate gold, veterans push as far to the top as they can, before carving out nice comfortable niches for themselves. The dream is over. Instead of looking ahead, these poor souls are forced to look behind them and make sure no one else even gets a chance to take their place. With honour and the spirit of competition thrown to the wayside, questionable booking, leadership concerns, as well as internal struggles for power, the PWA machine is in absolute shambles. The grizzled legends, who have been everywhere, seen it all, and who still have immense drawing power, oodles of talent, and a desire to compete at a professional level, are no longer the guiding lights they used to be. For the rest of the locker room they are nothing but old wounded animals, politicking their way to a bigger pay cheque. Gone are the times of taking younger wrestlers under your wing to teach them the ropes, and help them out. Now are dangerous times where one wrong move or one wrong look to the wrong guy can end your career; bury you indefinitely.
But now there appears to be a faint glimmer of hope on the horizon. Falling victim to the injury bug, the old are quickly falling out of contention, while the new have the perfect chance to make names for themselves. As though the legendary weeds plaguing the PWA tree have been cleared out, the absence of the withered veterans is promoting some substantial growth. And like a new sun shining down to breathe some life into the PWA, Tommy Dragon has given the locker room something to smile about. Tommy Dragon, the poster boy for many a PWA screw-job, finally captured the big one. Critics will say he did so in a time when PWA was on shaky ground and the roster was thin, but there will be no selling this accomplishment short. The seeds of change have been planted. There is now renewed hope that one day things will be different. Young up-and-comers like Serial, Mr. Anonymous, Koda and Kendo now have a chance that others before them did not. Wiry veterans like Senton, Indystar, and Hellfire are now picking themselves up, and starting to look towards a bright future. I mean, if Tommy Dragon can do it, anyone can, right? Well, not exactly. But the end result is not as important as the belief that it may happen. Hope is a powerful thing, and although it may not last forever, PWA’s new blood are strong, and do not look ready to settle for less. |
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| Unscripted |
| Posted by Vegeta - 03-17-08 20:52 - 0 comments |
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written by Serial
Robert Leaderman: Welcome PWA fans new and old, to a show that is real, uncut, and Unscripted. I am your host this evening, Robert Leaderman and I guarantee that tonight will be unlike any studio show you have ever seen before. I have a lot planned for this evening, actually I am getting word through my headset that there is a special announcement that needs to be made, and the gentlemen are waiting in Stage 3.
The camera momentarily fades…
The camera pulls in slowly on Piccie Smalls and Kendo. A bar at the bottom reads "PWA INTRODUCES NEW SUBSTANCE ABUSE POLICY". Two flat-screen TVs in the background show images of needles, presumably filled with steroids. With the passing of Chris Benoit, PWA officials have been working hard at perfecting a brand new Substance Abuse Policy, mainly directed towards the use of steroids.
Smalls is wearing a white shirt and smart jacket with blue jeans. He has his hands behind his back. Kendo is wearing a blue and white striped polo shirt and white dress pants. He has his hands in his pockets and his face appears to be full of sadness, possibly shame. What is the meaning of this? The Hood Nigga continues to look solemn as Piccie begins speaking, apparently reading from a teleprompter.
Piccie Smalls: The landscape of the industry has changed dramatically, tragically and perhaps irreversibly. There is now over so many different types of steroids and other damaging substances out there, that much of the industires structure is collapsing.
Kendo jumps a little, not realizing it is his turn to read just yet. He licks his lips quickly before speaking, and uses a very soft, heartbroken voice.
Kendo: Oh. I hate the way—
There is a half-second pause as Kendo breathes in; Smalls seems to have just picked up on what Kendo has said, but being a professional, no look of recognition crosses his face. His torso swings quickly around to Kendo and then back to the camera. Kendo, obviously only just keeping his emotions in check, continues, oblivious to his co-host.
Kendo: They portray us in the media. If you see a black wrestler it says he’s juicing.
Smalls’s eyes swing towards Kendo and back again. Uh-oh. He thinks he knows where this is going. Throughout the rest of Kendo’s speech, Piccie’s face seems to take on the look of concentrated neutrality that people have when they're trying not to laugh. He keeps glancing between Kendo and the camera. He’s got no idea what to do.
Kendo: If you see a white wrestler it says they're looking for an edge. And you know that it's been so longbecause most of the good wrestlers are black and even for me to complain about it, I would be a hypocrite because I've tried to turn away from the tee- tuh- the- TV because it's too hard to watch. I've even been shopping before- (I've) even given a donation so now I'm calling my business manager right now to see what's- what is the biggest amount I can give and- and- just to imagine if I was- if I was down there and those are- those are my people down there so anybody out there that wants to do anything that we can help- with- with the set-up, the way America is set up to help the, uh, uh, "the juicers", the, the black people, the, uh, the less well off as slow as possible, I mean this is- the industry is doing everything they can—
Smalls suddenly loosens up and begins nodding and blinking again. Phew! Safe territory. He can agree with this...
Kendo: We, we already realise that a lot of the wrestlers that could help are dead right now—
Myers freezes.
Kendo: Living another way and they-they- they've given them permission to come down and haunt us.
There's a second of silence. Kendo shifts uneasily from foot to foot, never looking away from the camera and breathing heavily. Smalls looks across at The Super Nigga and back to the camera, taking in a deep, deep breath of air and rubbing under his eye. Is he wiping away a tear? He audibly breathes out as he picks up the autocue again. His voice sounds flat and hurried, like he's aware of how fatuous these comments sound in the aftermath of Kendo’s outburst.
Piccie Smalls: And subtle but in even many ways more profoundly devastating is the lasting damage to the wrestler’s will to rebuild and remain in the business. The destruction of the spirit of the people of all wrestling promotions worldwide may end up being the most tragic loss of all.
Kendo, still staring straight ahead, calmly but loudly proclaims:
Kendo: PWA doesn't care about black people.
A half-second of silence. Piccie’s mouth drops open and he turns to Kendo. The camera suddenly cuts away from the two men, and back to our host.
Leaderman: Well that was interesting to say the least. Speaking of interesting, the match of the night last Monday had to be the Tag Title match between Revolution Inc. and Senonymous… This brings us to our next segment, [B]PWA REWIND. The screens throughout the studio proceed to roll highlights from the intense bout, and conclude the highlights with the ending to the match.[/B]
The sold out crowd erupted into a cheering frenzy! Anonymous shook off the cob webs, he bent over, elevating Hellfire to his feet. The Freak of Nature looked at his partnerm he could see the pleading look in his eyes, Senton sure wanted to be the one to end this match. So Anonymous did him a favor, he told him to get on the apron, Senton walked away, his head down, however as soon as he got there, he was slapped on the back by Anonymous. the grin on Adam's face was from ear to ear as he hopped over the top rope, making sure to knick Hellfire with his knee. Hellfire turned his massive body in pain, grunting after the knee to gut collision. Senton tossed the British giant to the canvas, a feat that would seem impossible, but if you want to win; you'll need to do some pretty impossible things. Adam jogged towards the ropes, he leapt over to the apron. However he did not stay there long, he bet down and jumped up, onto the rope his mind made up, if this didn't end the match, he would lose. The Canadian wrestler jumped off the top rope, flipping his tiny body once, making sure to slam his small elbow into Hellfire's face, also landing his knee onto his opponents gut. Hellfire didn't make a single noise. Good news for Adam. It meant he was out of it, he didn't know where he was. Adam stayed there, with Koda "tied" up by Anonymous, it looked to be over as the referee dropped to his knees, slamming his hand to the mat.
1..
2...
Koda is able to deliver a powerful blow, staggering his attacker and allowing him to stand nose-to-eye with his opponent. He turns around, attempting to stop the inevitable but there is not time.
3!
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners and STILL the PWA World Tag Team Champions, Adam Senton and Mr. Anonymous...SENONYMOUS!
Despite another near comeback, the sounds of "Remedy" by Cold fill the arena. While the victorious champions are handed the titles, the commentators sound off for another complete edition of PWA Insanity.
The camera shows Rob once again as he is now sitting at a table.
Leaderman: this evening we have a very special guest for the inaugural Unscripted Interview. He is one half of the PWA Tag Team Champions… HE IS MR. ANONYMOUS!
“Requiem for a Dream” hits the speakers as the Champion comes through a Stage entrance to boos from much of the live audience. The Unknown does not shake the hand of the host and goes directly to his seat.
Leaderman: First off thanks for accepting this interview, and I would like to start off by asking for a list of your accomplishments to this point?
Anonymous: Hmmm, Tag Team Champions.
Leaderman: What has been your favorite match thus far in your PWA tenure?
Anonymous: It would have to be for sure, Me vs Kendo.
Leaderman: What has been your favorite match in PWA, not involving Mr. Anonymous?
Anonymous: I don't pay attention to other matches, If it doesn't involve me then who cares right?
Leaderman: If your career ended today, what do you think the defining moment of your time in PWA was?
Anonymous: Tag Team Legend!
Leaderman:Who are some of your favorite guys to face?
Anonymous: Kendo and Hellfire
Leaderman: Who are some of the guys you would most like to face?
Anonymous: Anyone holding an PWA title, haha just joking. I wouldn't mind facing some of the Hall of Famers like Vegeta, Wrath, Steele, and the list could go on.
Leaderman: What goal do you wish to accomplish next?
Anonymous: I would like to get focused on Singles title, maybe Commonwealth or Intercontinental.
Leaderman: What do you like about PWA? What do you not like?
Anonymous: What I like about PWA is that everyone gets an challenge and What I don't like is that Tag Team Division is going slow. It's good for Senonymous, but if we keep on beating all the teams. Who will be left for us?
Leaderman: What styles do you feel most comfortable against? Least?
Anonymous: Next question…
Leaderman: What is the atmosphere like backstage for you?
Anonymous: No Comment, sorry man lets go onto the next question.
Leaderman: Who are some of the guys that you like most backstage?
Anonymous: My partner, Adam Senton and the Coke machine thats if it doesn't jack my money.
Leaderman: And who do you dislike the most?
Anonymous: Hellfire
Leaderman: PWA Word Play! I will give you a word, and you tell me what first comes to mind...
Senonymous: Future
Kendo: Nigga, I could say that right?
Champion: Me
Tag Team: Senonymous
Asian: YUMMY! I have more than just a word for all the asians. Sorry, Suki Yee
P.Y.: Legend
Revolution Inc.: Finished
Hellfire: Grrrr
Commonwealth: Mine
Anonymous: Who?
Leaderman: Pick and Choose One, Mr. A.
Tag or Commonwealth: Commonwealth
TKW or Rev. Inc: TKW, I can't stand Revolution Inc.
Triple 6 or Vegeta: Triple 6
Butt or Bust: Butt
Black or Mexican: Mexican
Pin or Submission: Pin
Donny or Johnny: Donny
Lucha or Puro: Lucha
Call of Duty or Halo: Call of Duty
Leaderman: You have one dream match, your opponent can be anyone (PWA or elsewhere) in any setting you desire, who is it, what are the stipulations, and why?
Anonymous: I would go with Steele. No special stipulations, Just straight up wrestling match. It would be one of my matches that I won't forget, so hopefully one day it will go down.
Leaderman: Who are some of the wrestlers that you most enjoy to watch and look up to? This is not limited to the PWA roster; it can be anyone, from anywhere.
Anonymous:
1. Myself, Have you seen me kick ass before? Of course you have.
2. Adam Senton. He's quick and knows what he is doing inside the ring.
3. Bman. This is one crazy funny guy, He should have his own show.
4. Kendo. Great guy on the mic, Crowd loves him and thats what counts.
5. Hellfire. Not to watch him inside the ring, but simply for me to take his title away from him.
Leaderman: What are your plans for Massacre?
Anonymous: Not sure yet, Maybe if Hellfire wants to go at it again I'll be ready for him.
Leaderman: What was it like teaming with and facing off against Hellfire?
Anonymous: Teaming up with Hellfire was something new for me. I guess sticking around with Adam Senton and getting to know him well was easy, but switching off to another guy that you have no clue about him...well, it made it hard. When we faced off after we lost in the first round, I was happy to face him because he was the one to lose it for us.
Leaderman: How sweet was it to avenge your loss against Hellfire?
Anonymous: Very good, but he was lucky that his title wasn't on the line or you'll be seeing Senonymous holding two titles on each shoulder.
Leaderman: So what is it like as one half of the Tag Champions?
Anonymous: Pretty good, Adam and I seem to work pretty good as a team. We got teamed up for the first time and it was random, after that Senonymous become born.
Leaderman: Who would you like to defend against next?
Anonymous: What teams are left? It doesn't matter, Senonymous will be ready for anything.
Leaderman: What will 2008 be like for Mr. Anonymous?
Anonymous: I'll see myself as a future champion, maybe most likely Commonwealth.
Leaderman: Any other comments?
Anonymous: Nothing so far.
Leaderman: Well thanks for the interview, and you are welcome back anytime!
Robert reaches out for a handshake again, but the Tag Champ just ignores it and walks off.
The camera fades as an advertisement for Massacre appears.
The camera shows a different stage with a charcoal colored carpet covering and a barber’s chair planted in the center of the stage. The lights dim as “Earth People” hits the speakers. The current Intercontinental Champion, Serial makes his way to the area through an entrance. After Rob shakes hands with the masked warrior, Serial places his title on Leaderman’s shoulder and is handed a microphone from a staff member.
Serial: At Pandemonium, I successfully defended my mask against the man who lost his title just twelve days ago to Adam Senton. Well tonight, I take something else from him… something more meaningful. So at this time I’d like to ask Sully to come on down.
“Veni Vidi Vici” by Black Lips hits the speakers as a frustrated Sully heads down to the stage setting for the last time with a full head of hair for a while. Sully immediately sits in the barber’s chair as he is wanting to get the situation over with as soon as possible.
Serial: Sully, at Panda you tried to take away my pride and culture. Although you lost, and about to be bald in a few moments, I am a nice guy, so let me give you a sample of the pride and culture you were trying to take from me.
Suddenly “Mariachi Loco” is heard as a band of Mariachis as well as a few Mexican dancers carrying Mexican food items such as Guacamole and Enchiladas make their way to the setting through the live audience.
Serial: That’s not my only surprise.
The Protested Hero grabs a quesadilla as he continues…
Serial: You see I am not a trained barber, but lucky for you… I know someone who is.
“Struttin’ and Cuttin’” hits the speakers as Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake makes his way to the limelight, carrying his customized garden shears along with him.
Serial: WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Who are you? You are not who I hired!!!
Beefcake: Haircut, 20 bucks!
Serial: No thanks… Please leave.
Beefcake: Haircut, 20 bucks!
Serial: Don’t make me get the Iron Sheik, HE WILL HUMBLE YOU!
Beefcake: Haaiiirrrcuuut?
Knowing he is not wanted, Beefcake proceeds to leave with his head drooped down.
Serial: Sorry about that folks…Well Ladies and Gentlemen, a TRUE BARBER!
I’M WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WORLDS COLLIDE!
Barberman rushes to the setting along with his allies, Gumpton and Zest who are carrying his cutting supplies. Serial and Rob greet with all three men as they set up for the haircut.
Serial: My friend, Barberman has a PH. D in haircutting, so you have nothing to worry about. Now, let’s get this party started!
But before the fun can commence, “Know Your Enemy” is heard throughout the studio as a man in a business suit followed by a larger figure, as they walk in from one of the studio entrances. The men can not help but look confused as Mario Woosey busts out a microphone from his pocket and begins to speak.
Woosey: MY CLIENT WAS MISREPRESNTED!
Serial: What?
Woosey: Beefcake was told that he would be able to cut someone’s hair. I talked to the writers of this show and after a bit of consulting, they aptly agreed to let Brutus get involved. Serial shakes his head as he does not want some has been to take away the enjoyment of what he earned… to cut the hair of Sully.
Serial: You and Brutus can gtfo.
Mario flashes a couple of hundred dollar bills much to excitement of the masked men. After a group huddle with Barberman and his assistants, Serial begins to speak once again.
Serial: I think we can work something out…. But only after Barberman is satisfied with his work.
Mario: DEAL!
Barberman is handed clippers from Zest as he begins to cut the locks of hair off of Sully’s scalp. Almost a minute of cutting later, and Barberman is almost done, when a phone goes off. Everyone checks their phone, when Mario answers his phone via Bluetooth.
Mario: Speak…. What?..... What do you mean the check bounced?
Suddenly Beefcake grabs the clippers from Barberman and tries to finish off Sully, so that he can charge him twenty dollars. The Perfect Specimen does not allow it and pushes him away. An angered Beefcake dashes towards the almost bald Sully, but is flipped into a TAO OF NOW just moments later. All the men agree to place Brutus on the barber chair and each take turns trimming the head of the unconscious “Barber.” Serial then looks to his bald foe, and the two men stare into each other’s eyes. The Houston native lifts his hand and offers a hand shake, after a few moments of consideration, the luchador gives in and the two men put an end to their vicious feud. The studio applauds as all of the men converse with each other as they walk off the stage side by side, with Gumpton and Zest taking platters of Mexican food, while Woosey takes home some Mexican as well… in the form of a dancer.
The Camera fades to black and reappears focused on Leaderman’s set, where he begins the next segment. Well before I close the show with an announcement, I’d like to focus on a Superstar… Ladies and Gentlemen the SPOTLIGHT this show is on….
A video begins to play on every screen in the studio and the narrator begins to speak.
This man is not the biggest man, but is one of the toughest in the PWA. He is the only double Champion in the organization, holding both the Hardcore and one of the Tag titles as one half of Senonymous. Adam Senton ever since his debut has been exciting to watch both in the ring and behind the curtain. Coming to PWA a luchador, he has since lost his mask on two occasions and has won the Hardcore title on three instances. He made it to the final six of the 2007 WrestleFest Rumble. He won the Tag titles with Mr. Anonymous after defeating the teams of TKW and Serial and Big Jimmy, and they have defended those titles twice since that day. No one knows what the future holds for the young warrior, but with his high flying style and moves like the 720 DDT, the future for Senton sure will be exciting!
The screens show Robert once again as he is now standing front and center.
Leaderman: Well I’d like to close the show with the official announcement of PWA's annual hardcore battle royal taking place at TD Banknorth Garden in Boston, Massachusetts. The rules are simple. Anything goes and everyone and anyone can enter this match. All men will be fighting for Adam Senton’s Hardcore title and all it takes is a simple three count for the title to change hands. The title may change hands as many times as possible within the scheduled time limit! Remember all this takes place at Massacre which will be live on Pay-Per-View, so be sure to call your local provider to order. Until then, I am Robert Leaderman, and this has been PWA Unscripted! Thanks for watching.
The PWA logo is shown as the credits begin to roll...
Special Thanks: Kendo, Adam Senton, Piccie, Bman, Kyle, Mr. Anonymous , Tommy Dragon, Steele, Johnny Thunder, and all readers. If this gets rave reviews there may be more shows… If not this is the last one, it took me a long time to get everything in order. |
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| eXlaX - The Heel Report |
| Posted by Triple 6 - 08-12-07 21:22 - 0 comments |
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eXlaX
Written by Xstatic
I welcome you all to the best edition yet of Exlax; the article that lets my thoughts flow like Karen Carpenter’s vomit.
I am a man not in need of much of an introduction, having fought my way to International acclaim in the many Rhode Island wrestling federations and here in the PWA. All I need to say is that I’m Xstatic. I’m also known as the man who knows what Waylon Mercy means. And that is something to brag about… his accent was hard to understand. Much like that American idol, I’ve picked up a back injury. Mine’s much less minor than his though and I should be in tip-top shape in the near future. If the truth is to be told, I’d enter that squared circle right now. There wouldn’t be anybody there yet but I’d do it. I was told by management that I should take it easy in case I further aggravate the injury. Of course, I told them that nobody could possibly hurt me when I give it my all. They then showed me my win/loss record and I grudgingly accepted their offer to write this blog... block… blog? Well, I when I say write, I just get ALX to tape what I’m saying and then he types it up on this state-of-the-art picture type-writer I bought just the other day. It saves me a lot of effort and gives him something to do. I feel like Darren Drozdov. Now, seeing as though I dropped his name earlier than was planned, I’m going to bring up a new feature to the column…
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The Xstatic Trophy For Services To Wrestling
I said that in a really booming voice just then. You should have heard it. It was cool. Now, enough with the beating around the bush, it’s time to press on. Darren Drozdov, much like Karen Carpenter (R.I.P.), earned the nickname “Puke” for his pre-game antics back when he was a pro-fake-footballer. Something to do with him being sick or something, I think. It’s a bit of an ambiguous name in my opinion. Whatever he was doing got him the attention of the WW- (for certain reasons I am not allowed to name this federation) who let him work with some guys in fetish gear. According to his boss, that counted as a push. After that he did some… stuff. And then in a match against D’Lo Brown a fan threw a drink in the ring causing Brown to botch a move. Well, the fan just increased the chance of that happening by 5%, but still. Droz ended up becoming a quadriplegic because of this but it didn‘t make him depressed. Oh, no. He slithered into his wheelchair and kept on kind of living. It’s a classic story of going against all odds to achieve your goal. That’s why this week’s trophy goes to… THE FAN THAT THEW THE DRINK! Much like Martin Luther king he had a dream that he saw to the end. Earlier this week I gave him the award in-person. Below is an excerpt from the ceremony:
“Xstatic: Hi… you crippled Droz, right?
Fan: Shit, no way~! You know who I am? This is fucking awesome~!
Xstatic: It sure is. You know what else is awesome? The fact that you are being given an invisible trophy for services to wrestling~!
Fan: This is the second best day of my life (obviously)… but my mission didn’t go completely to plan. Droz now has a long-term job with WW- … something he wouldn’t have gotten were it not for me.
Xstatic: Well, you can’t win them all.”
So, fuck you Droz~! You think you’re a better articlist than I am? You’re nothing, you hear me? NOTHING~! I’ll fight you any day of the week. I’ll even level the playing field. We can joust or something.
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I’d Like Cheese With This Whine
You might not have noticed but PWA has suffered a dip in popularity as of late. The reason for this is quite obviously, people not watching the show as much as they used to. Now, I’m not going to get up on my soapbox and start bitching about certain superstars stinking up the show. We’re all brothers here after all. Brothers who are fiercely competitive and dislike each other, just like all brothers since Cain and Abel. Actually… fuck being nice. I dislike a lot of PWA wrestlers intensely and if I had my way, I’d curb-stomp a lot of them. Sorry, for bringing back bad memories Kevin Storm, but you best not try and steal my dust caps again. Shit… what was I talking about again? Oh, yeah… that’s right… why this company is following Chris Benoit on the highway to hell. In my opinion, this federation would have reached it’s destination sooner were it not for Razer being regularly pulled over for drug-offences. Now, I’m going to just fire away a few of my thoughts regarding the current situation. Obviously, this won’t take very long. Here goes:
- Why the hell does the Cruiserweight title continue to exist? Seriously, when Indystar is able to come a day short of (the great) Matt Blaze’s record-breaking reign (which I ended in a hard-fought bout for the ages) and only defend the title three times… you know nobody is really wanting the belt anymore. Back in the day, it was THE championship in the PWA. I can remember when Organon went on the Atkins diet in order to meet the weight-requirements… how things change. Now, there are only two things management can do here: Either suspend the title OR bring in midgets. A certain other federation did that and now Jaime Noble gives me a twinge in my wrestling shorts. Come on Vegeta, do what needs to be done.
- Change the name of the Commonwealth Championship. It’s bad enough that there is the whole “CW” bitch-fest going on right now. My opinion, is that because it’s being mentioned alongside the Cruiserweight Championship, this belt is losing cool points. My gripe though, is that the name sucks. Period. There hasn’t been anything remotely Commonwealth about the belt since (that piece of shit) Kalevala had the 4-day iron-man match against the president of Trinidad and Tobago. That was months ago, people. Brainstorm this title a good name. And fast. Something like the Julio Guerrera Championship or something as catchy.
- The whole deal with the World Championship is bugging me. Back in the day, you had unknowns such as Johnny Heathen pulling (much like Maria) Santino Marella’s and taking the belt from established wrestlers such as Showtime. Now, who gets the title shots? Golden boys like Kalevala. Honestly, nobody wants to see this shit. He’s being forced down the throat like Karen Carpenter’s finger (last reference, I promise). It doesn’t matter how many times he wins a match or how many hours he is given air-time. Nobody gives a shit because he is BORING. Now, you may say I’m just jealous because I didn’t have such a quick ascension to the top (or an ascension) and could wrestle a good match out of Frank Evans but I’m not… I’m not. Honest.
There are a few other things that bug me, like Kyle Rieger having a contract and JR Judy’s lack of a push, but I don’t have the time to go further into them. I’m running late for a meeting with my physician and ALX really needs to go piss and then Julio is coming round to show me his videogames. He never brings his X-Box 360 round but it's still cool. I like the front-covers.
Now, just before I go, I feel it is my moral obligation to post a PWA top five - JUST LIKE MISTIE~! So, here goes nothing:
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PWA Top Five
1) Triple 6
- This man has won the PWA Championship yet again, giving another reason for people (like me) to call him the greatest wrestler of all fucking time (apart from Doink the Clown. That guy was effective as both a heel and a face and, much like that dickhead Benoit, didn’t need a voice box to get the job done).
- Is brave enough to take the beating to his legacy that sharing a ring with walking-crap-bag Kalevala will so surely bring.
2) Organon
- He made a television appearance.
3) Black Dragon
- He defeated my arch-nemesis Kyle Rieger, avenging my loss from a week or two ago.
- His great work has earned him a knighthood and a shot at Showtime’s Intercontinental belt.
4) Anthony Peliz… I’ll just call him Pez.
- Pez did what every man dreams of doing by laying the smack down on Kalevala in that four-man Commonwealth Championship bout the other week. The fact that Kalevala lied in the ring for the whole match shouting “Pin me, pay me.” did nothing to take away from his victory.
4.5) Julio Guerrera
- He retired.
5) Showtime
- We listen to hip-hop together before every show. He'd be higher up the list but he needs to give me my "Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" album back.
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Xstatic's Final Thought
I liked doing this.
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That’s all I have time for this week. And next week. So, until next time… bye.
The Soundtrack - "Splash Waterfalls" by Ludacris |
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| Goodbye, and hello… |
| Posted by P.Y - 08-8-07 21:10 - 0 comments |
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24 hours removed from another fantastic, albeit controversial, Pay-Per-View, and PWA dished out an absolutely incredible edition of Monday Night Insanity, a night that included both departures from and returns to the company.
The night started out with Julio Guerrera in the middle of the ring, doing what he does best…complaining. After a passionate speech talking about losing his stable the night before to Kalevala and never given an opportunity for the World Title, Julio called out the new World Champion, Triple 6. The champion, tired of Guerrera’s constant complaining like everybody else, agreed to put the title on the line with the stipulations that the loser would have to quit PWA in a Last Man Standing match, no weapons allowed. Julio seemed hesitant, but the taunting from his much hated enemy and the lure of becoming World Champion was in the end too great. This in the end proved to be the final decision that Julio will ever make in the PWA as he crashed and burned sickeningly from a Shooting Star Press attempt and then fell victim to a devastating Burning Hammer despite the fact that Triple 6 earlier on that night had successfully defended his Tag Team Title alongside Vegeta against the formidable team of Heaven & Hell. The crowd serenaded the fallen ex-superstar goodbye in the ring, but just as one star in the PWA sky faded, another one began shining brighter than ever as Triple 6’s former Forsworn partner, Organon, made his return by nailing his former friend with a haymaker before being chased away by security.
Kalevala’s first evening as the official leader of WAR was marred by both ups and downs. On the positive side, Kalevala managed to defeat his own partner, Kyle Rieger, in a friendly but heated match to officially get a World Title shot this upcoming Monday Night. But while he remained eye to eye with his tag team partner and lieutenant, things didn’t go so smoothly with the psychotic P.Y. The English Psychopath, after another loss this time at the hands of the in form Black Dragon, officially quit WAR after having been disillusioned with the way things had been handled recently, and the apparent lack of direction. What will happen between these two entities, tune in next week.
The ever revolving doors in PWA was in full swing tonight, another stunning departure was non other than now former World Champion, Piccie Smalls who just 24 hours after losing his title in controversial fashion at International Incident, was suspended indefinitely after failing the PWA wellness program, when and if he returns only time will tell.
Generation Extreme, Hellfire and Tom Tyco, were surprisingly not present at the arena last night but they sure as hell made their presence felt as the addressed several issues in a statement live from an undisclosed location. GX made their reunion official last night by pummelling Tyco’s former faction partners, Frank Evans and Devlin Jackson. This ticked off Devlin in a big way as he looks to get his revenge over The Pick in the near future, something that Tyco himself seemed more than prepared for. Hellfire on the other hand looked to target someone instead as he seemingly set his immediate sights on Anthony Pelizzoli and his Commonwealth Title. He demanded that The Don will hand over the title in the middle of the ring on the very next edition of Monday Night Insanity, what Pelizzoli will do remains to be settled the upcoming Monday. GX finished the speech by shocking the world once more as non other than Devon Daniels, formerly known as Joker, made his return by rejoining PWA and the faction he helped create, what this dastardly trio of wrestlers will do this week when they are in attendance at the arena, only time will tell.
Steele and Vegeta’s son also made an appearance after having been gone from TV for a couple of weeks and it seems as if they too are here to stay (PUN!). The former World Champion still seems hell bent to destroy Alex Giltinane, Kamikaze Kid and, especially, Razer. He seemed focused on making an impact and making everyone in his path suffer once more.
Nightmare seems to be done with his brother, AleXtreme, after decimating him in his return at International Incident. Whether or not AleXtreme is agreeing with that is yet to be seen after he was absent last night.
Frank Evans seems to have decided not to be further involved with GX after he instead decided to crash the tag team match between the team of Mark Harris & Prodigy and the team of JR Judy & Adam Senton. He seems to want gold around his waist but he must do more than that in order to gain a title shot.
RESULTS:
Triple 6 def. Julio Guerrera to retain his PWA World Title, and force Julio to leave the company
Kalevala def. Kyle Rieger to become the No.1 Contender for the World Title
Black Dragon def. P.Y. & Anthony Pelizzoli
Kendo def. Devlin Jackson
Mark Harris & Prodigy Vs JR Judy & Adam Senton ended in a no contest
Alex Giltinane def. Jeff McKearney & Zexx
Nightmare def. Jason Jones
The Untouchables def. Heaven & Hell to retain the PWA Tag Team Titles |
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| A VERY CONTROVERSIAL INCIDENT (Hellfire) |
| Posted by P.Y - 07-30-07 15:12 - 0 comments |
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Last night we saw another big PWA Pay-Per-View as we concluded this year’s huge overseas tour at a packed Millennium Dome in London with the first ever “International Incident”. It was a night not soon to be forgotten, a night that included twists, returns, new champions, and especially one controversial ending.
The top story of the night was of course the huge World Title match between two members of the highly successful faction, The Untouchables, that of course being a battle between World Champion Piccie Smalls, and the former World Champion, Triple 6. The match turned out to be controversial to say the least as the whole affair seemed to mimic the infamous WCW World Title match between Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan a.k.a. the infamous Fingerpoke of Doom incident. Triple 6 poked Piccie Smalls in the chest, and to the fury of the crowd, pinned him to become the NEW PWA World Heavyweight Champion. Hopefully we will get some clarification this evening at Insanity as to what exactly transpired last night.
Another event that could possibly shake the foundation of PWA was the re-emergence of one of the most hated factions in the last few years, that being Generation Extreme. After the great Intercontinental Title match between Tom Tyco and Showtime, a match that ended the reign of Tyco as he fell victim to a roll-up from the challenger. The real story however happened after the match as Tyco revealed the start of a quest to become World Champion by turning on his team mates Frank Evans and Devlin Jackson, and teaming up with the behemoth Hellfire to reform GX now as an apparent duo. Will the reunion of GX have any ramifications tonight on Insanity? Only time will tell.
Speaking of hated factions, Julio Guerrera and Kalevala fought last night for the control of WAR. Again the match was not without its fair share of controversy. During the match Kendo seemed to come to the aid of what appeared to be his new partner, Julio Guerrera. Instead Kendo ended up blasting Julio with a set of brass knuckles, sending him straight into the open arms of Kalevala who finished him off with a Psycho Driver to become the new leader of Wrestling and Revolution. After the match it seemed official that Kendo is a new WAR member as he shook hands with the newly appointed leader. We will find out tonight if Julio has spoken his last word in this matter as a new era of WAR begins.
Tommy Dragon managed to defeat the English Monster P.Y. when the former manager of champions, J.J. Clarinet, made his surprise return and distracted P.Y. long enough for him to be counted out. This loss is sure to push P.Y. even further into madness, but Dragon won’t care, another huge win for him and a first for his new manager, J.J. Clarinet.
Finally we found out who the mystery man who for several weeks puzzled PWA with cryptic messages on the Pojotron was. He turned out to be non-other than Nightmare, who made his return to the federation by blasting AleXtreme in the head with a tire iron and thus costing him his Stretcher Match with Jeff McKearney. It’s going to be interesting to see if AleXtreme will be looking for retribution tonight on Monday Night Insanity.
This week’s Insanity should be a great one. Less than 24 hours removed from International Incident, we are going to witness the fallout from this great Pay-Per-View. What exactly went on in the World Title Match? Are GX going to make their return to PWA felt by causing havoc? And how will the new era of WAR get ushered in as Kalevala takes on his tag team partner, Kyle Rieger in a match to determine the no.1 contender for the World Title? All this and more, tonight on Monday Night Insanity.
RESULTS:
Triple 6 def. Piccie Smalls to win the PWA World Heavyweight Title
Showtime def. Tom Tyco to win the PWA Intercontinental Title
Tommy Dragon def. P.Y.
Alex Giltinane def. Krazy Kid to retain the PWA Cruiserweight Title
Kalevala def. Julio Guerrera to become the new leader of WAR
Jeff McKearney def. AleXtreme
Black Dragon def. Kyle Rieger
Hellfire def. Blake Frost
Kamikaze Kid def. Prodigy
Adam Senton def. Mike Linger
Kendo def. Mark Harris
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| The Kennin Journal II |
| Posted by Kalevala - 06-30-07 19:47 - 0 comments |
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The Kennin Journal II
Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your very own Kennin Warrior with nothing but the truth; regardless of what anyone else tells you!
I would like to first and foremost welcome everyone to the second instalment of the much beloved news article series, I like to call the Kennin Journal. Consider it a forum for a virtuoso like myself to openly and freely express everything and anything that pops into my mind! I'm sure you are all hanging on my every word. Anyhow, it seems that the higher-ups haven’t yet caught wind of my, sure to shake the industry to its very foundation, editorial. So you can all thank your lucky stars I'm here reporting to you today and, at least for the time being, I should become a staple of your weekly, bi-weekly, or monthly diet of delectable social commentary. I know I know, you're overjoyed, but pull yourself together folks, I'm just getting started. Oh and I would like to re-iterate, that if you have anything to share, you young Kalevaniacs out there, any news, any updates, any injuries, anything at all you want heard, but are too afraid and lazy to do it yourself, then feel free to write in. Its that easy.
Anyways, let's take a look at what's what around the PWA.
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First off, this past month the PWA had their, I suppose 'successful' debut of their new pay-per-view event, dubbed "Summer of Sin". And let me tell you what the PPV surely lived up to its name, for it was the site of the single largest blasphemy to ever transpire, in the history of wrestling. I witnessed it first hand, but most of you listening to this must have seen it on TV or read about it over the internet: Piccie Smalls somehow managed to capture the World Title. Yes folks that is correct, your PWA champion is a drunken buffoon that couldn't even tie my boots. Excuse the bitterness with which I speak, but I can't help but feel cheated. So many minute variables were working against me when I had my chance...it was ME who rightfully should have won at Three Hours of Power, and it should have been ME that captured the ultimate gold at Summer of Sin! If it hadn't have been for that meddling Tom Tyco, I could have put an end to all this crap, and brought back some dignity to the belt. But now all hope for that is lost. There are only two things keeping me sane right now when I think about Piccie Smalls having MY belt around his waist. One is that I still have my precious Commonwealth Title, and two is that without a shadow of a doubt, Piccie's reign will be mercifully short.
Now then, speaking of my Commonwealth Gold, why not give you all an update on the Commonwealth scene. I have done it all people, I am the Greatest Commonwealth Champion there will ever be! At Summer of Sin I once again continued my dominant streak, and secured the title for my own without much trouble. Kamikaze Kid did give me the best he had, but unfortunately it was not good enough. Although, over the past few weeks he has improved greatly, I will give him that, and one day, far far into the future, I could see him holding some sort of gold...but it sure as shit won't be my belt! If he even thinks about trying anything again, I'll make sure to cripple him permanently next time around. Besides that, the field is growing, and I am throwing together a little invitational to spice things up for myself. You know it gets boring on top. So I'm going to keep an eye out for the best Commonwealth contenders, and we'll see what the division really has. I'm warning you all right now though, don't piss me off, because you won't like me when I'm angry.
Now then, a little Sponsored by the Letter K news for you all! My main man Kyle is doing fine after his bloody, battering brawl with that sleazy snake Tom Tyco. Yay for alliteration. The match left both men scarred, with Kyle receiving a black eye, a concussion, several lacerations that needed stitches, bruising of the neck, bruised tracheal cartilage, and a fractured nose; I had no choice but to throw in the towel. Even though he left the PPV empty handed, the inspiration to achieve greater successes has been firmly engrained into his very spirit. I can see gold in his future, and gold in mine. Whoever has the tag team titles by the time we've recovered sufficiently to compete at our highest levels, look out, cause Sponsored by the Letter Kmania is coming for you. And with that, its time for another one of Rieger's Rants, the floor is yours Kyle.
Hey, Hey, Hey, fellow Kenninites, Its your old buddy, your old pal, KYLE RIEGER here once again, with another edition of Rieger's Rants. I'd once again like to thank my partner Kalevala for giving me my own forum, where I can discuss what's been bugging me in the world of wrestling lately. There's one simple thing on my mind this week. Let me ask you readers out there, what is the name of this company?
The Pojo Wrestling Alliance, now let me ask you something, how in the hell can you have a wrestling company, where there are only a small proportion of the people in it actually wrestle. That's what I get paid for, and that’s what I do in the ring. I work my opponent down systematically, take him to the limit, and I get victories. I wear down heads, necks, back, arms, legs, chests, and then I put people down. Its quite simple, I work a technical style, I use strikes, and I use power moves, I am very good at the three basic things that every wrestler should be able to do. I can lock in tight headlocks, I can kick and punch very well, I can win tie-ups, I can pick most everyone up and perform moves, and I just wrestle smart. But then I see these people out there who pick up more entertainment, than sport. People who jump off the top rope to the concrete five times a match because it looks good. Jumping off the tops of Cages and Ladders as many times as possible because the fans cheer loudly for it. That’s what bugs me, these men are risking their careers, possibly their lives for what. They think the fans cheer loudly because they like their character, that's just complete and utter bullshit. They like high spots because they look cool, not because they like the wrestler that does them. I fucking fight, I wrestle, and the fans still cheer me, they still boo me, and the only people I hurt in the ring, are my opponents. Now let me ask you all something, seriously, can you not realize that you only get pops, or get heat, when you are doing these moves. You are wrestling sloppy, you are endangering your self, and others in the ring, and why. Because your character isn't good enough to make these fans like you or hate you, so you've got to go other routes to cause pandemonium in the arena. It just makes me fucking sick to my stomach. Every single night I go into that ring, and I wrestle. I may be a jokester in my interviews, and I may crack a few in the ring even. The fact still remains that I go out there, and I may joke, but I still wrestle. There are others in this company that do it. My partner Kalevala, the jack of all trades, can wrestle most any style very well. P.Y. the English Monster, one of the best power wrestlers ever. Julio Guererra, an interesting combination of Lucha Libre, Japanese Strong Style, and American Pure Wrestling. Showtime, One of the smartest wrestlers out there, can target most any weakness. Tommy Dragon, one of the toughest strikers and technical wrestlers out there today. Triple Six, I may not like the guy, but he has the old school mentality, wear down a part of your opponents body, and make him submit. Vegeta, yes the man I hate, he can play mind games with the best of them, work technically, and still do all the highspots. Thats just the current roster. This company used to be about wrestling, Picture all those guys above, minus Kalevala, along with The Oakster, Hajjhowe, Eagle, Organon, Steele, Wrath, Jeff Holston, Darkside, Karnage, Zach Pendergrass, Moltar, Hott 2 Flamez, Tigress, Mushy, La Sombra, and more. That was a wrestling company my friends, and people liked it. I can't even call the show we put on today wrestling, and that's just a god damn shame. Will we ever get back to what we once were. Will all those younger guys out there realize, hey I've got to train more, learn to wrestle a more pure style. We can only hope. The people who are wrestlers now cannot save this company by themselves, they need more people who can step up, man up, and take care of shit.
AND THAT IS ALL THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW.
Thank you very much for those insightful insights sir. You are a god amongst men.
Now then, carrying on with the talks of injury, its time for me to report a little scuttlebutt circling around in the locker rook area about some injuries here and there. Now, this first item of news isn't really news to anyone, but Vegeta, PWA's owner has been slowing down as of late. Perhaps he'll retire for the 13th time soon. If he doesn't though, expect him to focus more on the tag team scene, because of chronic injuries to his knees, as well as an increasingly troublesome back. These injuries have relegated him to participating in tag team encounters, as he can use his partner as a crutch, and therefore doesn't have to wrestle the entire match; effectively, the injuries have all but ended the man's singles career. For my selfish sake, this makes Vegeta an easier target...for the sake of PWA, I suppose having the owner around wouldn't be as bad as say, death. And that is the closest thing to a complement you will ever get from me.
Now to Razer. This is a cat who impresses me day in and day out. Our hardcore champion, almost single handedly put to bed two of the greatest wrestlers PWA has ever seen, in our tag champs Vegeta and Triple 6. If that alone is not impressive enough, he has managed to hold onto the Hardcore Championship, while aiming for the biggest guns PWA has to offer. If I had a hat on, I would most definitely tip it in your direction sir.
Other Razer related news includes a badly injured left shoulder sustained attempting to take down the two aforementioned wrestling goliaths, at Summer of Sin. That is all that is known about the injury at this time. However Razer is not expected to miss any action, in fact, he has laid down a challenge to anyone who thinks they can beat him. Ever a fighting champion, and judging by the almost inhuman display at Summer of Sin, you'll be hard-pressed to find anyone capable of taking that Hardcore title from around his waist.
Now then, to end this second edition, I am going to make mention of a few names that deserve the exposure! Feel free to write in with who you think should be honoured next time with a mention in such a prestigious article such as this.
Kendo: With an impressive showing at Summer of Sin, he carried his partner Adam Senton almost to victory against two of PWAs greats, Showtime and Tommy Dragon. For that, and hopefully for continued passion and hunger, you deserve 'props brotha'.
Adam Senton: In recent weeks, showing incredible strides in improvement, Senton uncharacteristically showed up to Summer of Sin and acted like an anchor for his team, preventing them from reaching the shores of victory.
Piccie Smalls: Even though I know deep down inside I should be where you are now, you still accomplished something great, and deserve at the very least some recognition for your feat, which can only be logically attributed to the use of black magic.
P.Y: Mario Woosey has a wife and kids, keep that shit together next time.
Triple 6: What can I say about Triple 6 that hasn't already been said? He's a legend, a great competitor, and its a travesty that he is not in the hall of fame. With that said, its a shame that he is aligned with such wieners. And even though you've bested me twice, both times we've faced each other, know that you haven't seen the last of me.
Julio Guerrera: The day that this man's actions can pair up with the passion, desire, and drive of his words, is the day that WAR will be transcend all of PWA. And it better happen sooner rather than later...
And finally....
From the very depths of my aching heart, I would like to send my most heartfelt condolences out to the Benoit family, and to all of his closest friends, including the Hart, Guerrero, and Malenko families. It is with great sorrow that we see your legacy end like this, and regardless of circumstance, this is an earth shattering tragedy that should not have happened. Chris, Nancy, and Daniel, may God welcome you into his loving arms, and may you rest in peace.
From all of us over here at the Kennin Journal broadcast team, we would like to remind you to start sending in some information to our sources, or else this program won't be able to stay afloat. Finally, as always, this Kennin Journal entry has been Sponsored by the Letter K.
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| Summer of Sin injury report |
| Posted by Tommy Dragon - 06-25-07 20:55 - 2 comments |
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The Pojo Wrestling Alliance would like to thank everyone who ordered it’s first new Pay-Per-View in nearly five years, Summer of Sin. For those who were unable to view the event, please call your local provider and request our next Pay-Per-View, the first international exclusive event entitled International Incident. The following is the injury report for last evening‘s event:
- First, unfortunately at the conclusion of the scheduled hardcore match, AleXtreme landed awkwardly on steep steps at ringside and was rushed to an unspecified medical facility. He is still being treated at this time and is expected to miss tonight’s Insanity event in Mexico City. Should he be cleared for competition at a later date, the Pojo Wrestling Alliance has decided to fly him in once he is fit to leave San Antonio.
- Despite receiving a mild concussion , Tommy Dragon - along with partner Showtime - was able to finish his tag contest against the team of Kendo and Adam Senton. Reports from medical staff indicate that he will not miss any events due to the injury and should be cleared to compete for Insanity.
- Also, despite some earlier concerns it appears Razer should be fit to wrestle this evening. In fact, the Hardcore Champion is scheduled to defend his championship and suffered no major injuries in his handicap match against our World Tag Team Champions.
That is all for the Summer of Sin injury report and once again, thanks you to all the fans who ordered our last event. Polls for Summer of Sin, as well as the month leading up to it, will be posted on the PWA website momentarily. |
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| The Kennin Journal I |
| Posted by Kalevala - 05-30-07 06:08 - 19 comments |
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The Kennin Journal I
Hello ladies and gentlemen, this is your very own Kennin Warrior reporting with nothing but the truth; regardless of what anyone else tells you.
Seeing as how I’m such a magnificent specimen, the administration of the PWA sought fit that my opinions be heard far and wide through this dank, rotting husk of a federation. If you ask me, they’re finally coming to their senses and realizing what’s good for them is what I say. Anyways like I was saying, this scholarly Journal of cold hard facts will soon become the ultimate source of all your PWA news, gossip, and truth that no one else wants you to hear. Assuming the administration doesn’t pull the plug.
As a result, let me start by saying that if you have anything to share, you young Kalevaniacs out there, any news, any updates, any injuries, anything at all you want heard, but are too afraid and lazy to do it yourself, then feel free to write in.
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Now then to start things off, let’s discuss our wonderful Owner and CEO, Vegeta. It is by his gracious will that I am here today. So for that I respect him, because a smart man knows when he’s beat. Sure he’s running through the motions right now, recruiting some has-beens and no-gos in a vain attempt to regain some ground on WAR...but we all know how that’s going to end. Word through the grapevine is that he is content with the direction PWA is going, considering he has now taken a few steps to prevent its takeover. He’s also content with the main event scene, which again is no surprise considering he is once again in the middle of it; more on that later. Even so, if he thinks those sitting on the cusp of greatness are going to just patiently wait for one of the geezer main eventers to retire, they’re dead wrong.
In keeping with our main even theme, ---
Hold up, HOLD THE FUCK UP KALEVALA, you know you couldn't do this without me, so without further ado, it’s time for RIEGER'S RANT!
Yes indeed, back again in live and living color it’s your hero, KYLE “THE FREAK” RIEGER, he to talk about the truth in the PWA. Today we're going to look at a few things, but I gotta get one thing off of my chest. Vegeta, yes my friend your name may be a household word, but you know what? So is Garbage, and it stinks too when it’s been sitting around for a while. Our fearless Owner has been working masterful plans to prevent me, Kalevala, Razer, and many other fine workers in this federation from getting our shot. Isn't that what we all deserve, a chance. People can talk about how this year’s Three Hours of Power, was a shot for someone new to get a title opportunity, but who happens to win that? Well, Vegeta's running buddy Piccie Smalls of course. Now I can simply say that my buddy Kalevala got robbed, but that already goes without saying. Now, I'm not one to toot my own horn, but TOOT TOOT. I've got a problem, not just with Tom Tyco, except for the fact that the Man is scum and he'll get what’s coming to him soon enough, but I have a serious problem with our officiating. Yes I'm talking about the “Alleged” Inferno Mist. Let me go on record as saying, yes I know what Inferno and other varieties of Asian Mist are, and yes I have used them in matches before. But I was bleeding internally, and coughing up blood all match. Re-watch the match, you'll see me coughing, spitting, and misting blood, throughout the whole ordeal. So how come when I mist blood in Tom Tyco's face, it’s a DQ, its discrimination and it’s goddamn wrong. There is no proof, other than Kirk Fitzpatrick saying so, that I used Inferno Mist. And there's one more thing that I have to say before I get off this soapbox. A little food for thought for our readers, ask yourself...who main-evented in the PWA 4-5 years ago? Vegeta, Steele, P.Y., Oakster, Showtime and Triple 6. Who main events now? Vegeta, Steele, P.Y., Triple 6, ... notice some familiar names? I sure do.
I've said my piece, now I gotta hand it back over to your friend and mine, MR. KALEVALAAAAAAAA
Why thank you Mr. Rieger for that informative Rant. You are a God amongst men.
Now then, like I was saying:
In sticking with our main event theme, let’s talk about the newly crowned Three Hours of Power Tournament Winner, Piccie Smalls. Having recently paid a visit with Mr. Smalls, I cannot say much about him, other than he’s a sorry excuse for a #1 Contender, and I’ll be surprised if P.Y. leaves anything leftover for me to piss on. In a one-on-one environment, a match between us wouldn’t even be fair.
Let’s move on to probably the greatest stable to ever exist in the history of professional wrestling; WAR. Things have been moving slow, but soon the winds will be picking up, and change will be on its way. I don’t want to go into details for fear of letting the cat out of the proverbial bag...but when you have as much power as we do, things get a little complicated. And you know what they say comes with great power. ..or maybe you don’t; sometimes I keep forgetting your brains are as developed as mine, thus I won’t bore you all to death with problems too complex for you to understand.
After being dethroned as Cruiserweight Champion, Indystar is still keeping busy. Opening a school with my older cousin Koda, these two wrestling superstars who had a hand in refining my professional attributes, are now pooling together their knowledge to train the next generation of greats. Alumni include myself, Sakura Jacknife, Joey Murphy Jr. (my other cousin), and many others. I know this is a shameless plug on my part, but if you go to their school, which is located near the old Hart Family Dungeon in Alberta, Canada, you may have a chance at being at least half as good as me. With talent like that you should be able to rise through the ranks of this joke of a federation.
Lastly, before I send this one to the printing press, I think a few people deserve special mentions.
First off is Black Dragon. An impressive showing against one of the all time greats Triple 6, and being a tag champ, seems to be fuelling this guy’s confidence by the second. According to the Seventh Star, his future seems brighter than ever....although slightly less bright than mine.
Second is Kamikaze Kid. Even though he was a thorn in my side last week, and even though I did eventually show him who was boss...he gave me a run for my money, and put forth a solid effort. We’ll probably see each other down the line sometime soon, and when the time comes I look forward to putting him in his place once again.
Third is Kyle Rieger, because just when you think that trouble is brewing in your heart, he just closes his eyes and sends a wish out in the dark.
Fourth is Kalevala, because just when you think that trouble is gonna pounce, he’s gonna be there when it really counts.
In closing, if you have anything you want to say and have added to the next instalment, feel free to send in some messages. Do not hesitate for a second. I’m sure the PWA secretary will have no problem sorting messages out from all of my fan mail. Finally, this first Kennin Journal entry has been sponsored by the letter K.
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| New pay-per-view events announced |
| Posted by The Oakster - 05-23-07 16:11 - 0 comments |
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The Pojo Wrestling Alliance is proud to present the debut of two new pay-per-view events in the first pay-per-view shuffle in the promotion's history since 2002.
The first event, which will replace Retaliation, is called Summer of Sin and will be held on 17th June at the AT&T Center in San Antonio, Texas. Just like its predecessor, the winner of the Three Hours of Power tournament will get a World Heavyweight Championship shot.
The second event, which will replace Ground Zero is called International Incident and will be held on 22th July at the The 02 in London, England. Although the PWA has held international events before, this will mark the first annual pay-per-view event exclusively international.
The other events (Pojocade, Pandemonium, Massacre, Three Hours of Power, Extreme Destruction, WrestleFest and Meltdown) will not be affected by any change. |
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| PWA THREE HOURS OF POWER 2007 ROUND-UP |
| Posted by P.Y - 05-21-07 14:45 - 0 comments |
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PWA THREE HOURS OF POWER 2007
Just like every previous year, this year’s Three Hours of Power PPV ended in typical spectacular style. Here is what went down last night at the latest PWA PPV:- PICCIE SMALLS DEF. TOM TYCO AND KALEVALA to win the 2007 Three Hours of Power Tournament. Many predicted that this match would be a close one and boy were they right! The back and forth action left it impossible to decide who would win, each man, gaining their own advantages during the contest and even forming temporary alliances – yet only one was able to turn his advantage into victory. Kalevala’s Shadowlock seemed to have the match won, but Piccie Smalls was not having any of it. The move was broken up, allowing Tyco to nail the Driven that turned the tables and wiped Kalevala out cold. It all look said and done – but out of nowhere, Piccie Smalls descended from the heaves with the DWI and claimed the match as his own. A new challenger crowned, but who would be the champion?
- P.Y DEF. VEGETA to retain the PWA World Championship. Third time lucky? He gave it his best shot, but in the end it appeared that the size and weight advantages were too much to handle. There is no denying that Vegeta has his share of control in the match, twice almost pinning the English Monster to recapture the World Title, but it seemed that it just wasn’t meant to be. One Sweet Chin Music wasn’t enough to silence the beast, but it seemed a second was more than enough. With the beats on his shoulders, Vegeta was just moments away from finalising the Vegeta’s Edge – but staring defeat in the face P.Y wriggled free, quickly turning the tables and stealing the win much to everyone’s surprise with the Denouement.
- ANTHONY PELIZZOLI AND BLACK DRAGON DEF. JULIO GUERRERA AND KYLE RIEGER to become the new PWA Tag Team Champions. Where P.Y may have been lucky to have retained the World Title, luck didn’t seem to be on the side of his WAR team mates earlier in the evening. Things seemed to be going their way, able to utilise an advantage by working on Black Dragon’s leg, but the team wasn’t done with that easy. Just when it seemed that the gold was going to stay with Wrestling and Revolution, the illegal Black Dragon erupted out of nowhere with a Spear that sent Julio flying, allowing Anthony to regain his composure and make the vital pin fall.
- ALEX GILTINANE DEF. INDYSTAR to become the new PWA Cruiserweight Champion. A somewhat one sided affair the match may have been, yet the powerful display from Alex Giltinane displayed to the world that he was more than a good enough man to take the helm of the Cruiserweight division. The Pepsi Habit was enough to keep Indystar down for the three, but it wasn’t enough – a later GDT, however, did the trick.
- ALEXTREME VS. JEFF MCKARNEY ENDED IN A DRAW after a double count out. A rather nice match between two rising PWA stars suddenly took a turn when the match was taken from inside the ring to out. An initial Spear kept both man down for quite a while, but a Shoulder Tackle from AleXtreme made sure neither man could respond to the count of 10.
- ADAM SENTON DEF. KENDO to become the Number One Contender for the Hardcore Title. Both men seemed hungry for a shot at the Hardcore Title and proved they would do anything to get it, including cheating. A belly-to-belly suplex to the ring post, a spear sending one man into the crowd – this match had everything, including somewhat of a cheap method of victory from Adam, resorting to leverage of the ropes to pick up the final three count.
- KAMIKAZE KID DEF. DEVLIN JACKSON by escaping the cage. What better way to kick of this years Three Hour of Power PPV then with a steel cage match, a change for revenge after his loss last month in his own home town against this very man. It was perhaps a well fought out battle between both men, but even after apparently dislocating his shoulder, Brandon Hawk was able to reverse Devlin’s finisher into a finisher of his own – The Grenade Launcher; a move powerful enough for Kamikaze Kid to then escape the cage.
- There were apparently problems with PWA superstar’s flights last night as the scheduled match between Blake Frost and Deception was called off during transmission. Another match – pitting Triple 6 and Steele – was also not broadcast. There is no word as to why the latter match was not shown last night, but hopefully we shall find out this week.
- Announced prior to the PPV, the PWA unveiled its latest signing live on air last night – “The Perfect One” JR Judy. Apparently ‘perfect in every way’, perhaps this PWA newcomer will learn a thing or two in his debut match, taking place on this week’s edition of Monday Night Insanity. |
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