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[Hylian Fish]

}:O0o_o0O:{INTERACTIVE STORY VERSION 2.0}:O0o_o0O:{

So, basically the rules:

You write a story entry following the last entry.

You can make it pretty nuts. It is fun and games after all.

Don't try to completely derail the story. For example, if you're making a story involving Pikmin, don't suddenly talk about how you went dancing at Lon Lon ranch in a Mario costume.

Have fun!

Right now, my brain is taking a nap, so you'll need to start a story. Oh, and don't make it a sentence. At least a full paragraph (6-7 sentences)

[badbatman3]

Once upon a time, Link was bored. So he went on an adventure and stuff. Then Gannon showed up and said "Link, I'm going to kill you now because you're a hazard to the environment."

To be continued...

[2 Dope]

....You sword is polluting Hyrule! The sanitation department wants it confiscated!
link-But this sword has saved the world! I cant be seperated from Billford...
Ganon-Billford? you named your sword?

To be continued.

[badbatman3]

Link: "Why yes. Billford says he's thursty..."

Gannon:

Link: "He says...he's thursty for BLOOD!"

Link charges at Gannon. Gannon jumps out of the way.

Gannon: "Where in blue **** do you get off being all evil?! THATS MY JOB!!!"

Suddenly...

[2 Dope]

Tinge Pops up!

Tingle-OOOH Its the fairy boy! And is trusty steed Epony!!!
Link-Its Epona! get it right spandex boy.
Ganon-Yeah um, see I gotta go, whenever i see spandex I...

[badbatman3]

...I get dierea."

Link: "Just endure it. We got to hurry!"

So Link and Gannon went on a long journey and made it to the desert. Finally Tingle got out of their grasp.

Tingle: "Thats it! I'm leaving! Tingle, Tingle, Koolim-pah!"

Tingle vanished....

[trinest]

...to a far away place to get his handbag.

Link: We going back anytime soon? My mum said I should.
Gannon: Mm...nope
Tringle: KOOMPA *throws handbag at gannon and slaps link*

[badbatman3]

Link: "Why you little!"

Link punched Tingle in the face. Tingle flew back and got slammed against the wall-of a ruin that is. Tingle quickly ran inside.

Gannon: "Quick! After him!"

Link and Gannon ran inside. But then they saw...

[trinest]

...a man eatting...mario clone.

Mario Clone "oh my god! ITS LINK"
Link o.0
Mario clone kisses link, then slaps gannon...

[badbatman3]

Then Link rips off the Mario clone mustache.

Mario clone: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Mario suddenly falls through the roof and crashes on the Mairo clone and bounces off and smashes against the wall. The Mario clone then explodes.

Mario: "Its-a me Mario!"

Link: "What the #### just happened?!"

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[minisculethoughts]

mario then screams
mario: ahhhh! tingle is back!

tingle floats up over link and mario head and sprinkles fairy dust over them.

link: w...what....is....happening....uh....

mario falls to the falls. link follows. they both enter an alternative dream world where a great battle with ganons ugly twin sister enues. out of nowhere....