This is so insane, woo!

[OOC: Okay, this is going to be utterly random. All Nightmare students and staff have suddenly been dumped into this place full of happy things that aren't from the Happy Grounds and you all get to do whatever the hell you want as long as it doesn't affect other characters without their consent. Oh, and everyone's magical items are gone, meaning no magic.]

Headmistress Majika had been having a nice romantic and gorey dream involving Master Vlad in all his seductive glory (which she hadn't seen directed at her in centuries) when suddenly, she felt a pull and work up. When she did, she found herself in a wild field of green with sunshine and...PINK BUNNIES?! She stood up, realizing she was in a LIGHT BLUE SUN DRESS with a MATCHING FLOWERY SUN HAT. She was clearly horrified and immediately tried to find her staff--only to realize that her magical item was gone! Oh! The Horror!

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Gwendel, who had just returned from one of his usual one-night stands, felt the same jerk and found himself under the shade of a large oak tree. He raised an eyebrow and glanced around. It was sunny...too sunny...and there were bunnies, cute baby ducks...and...oh gods...super-deformed fan children! The Vampire quickly ran up a tree as the mob of midgets came his way. Perched upon the tree, safe from those stubby little hands and shrieks, he quickly reached for his mirror--only to realize it wasn't there! Quickly, the Poisons Master searched his person with his hands, causing those midgets to shriek with delight.

Just what the hell was this! He demanded mentally. Gwendel was in panick.

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London, being the good demon he was, had finished dumping the remains of an angel down a gutter when he was thrown into a green field. He hissed and shielded his eyes. Although the sun strengthened his moon base slightly, this was too much! Quickly, he looked around and heard shrieks. He turned his head and saw Master Vlad up a tree...feeling himself--no, searching for something in blind panick as little midgets jumped up and down, trying to catch the edge of his robes.

He then felt something on his leg. He looked down and saw a cute magenta kitty and a little fiery dog. London leapt up, barely avoiding the fiery thing and proceeded to run at an amazing speed for a mob of those fiery creatures were not after him. He felt his neck and realized that his magical item wasn't there. Usually calm eyes widened, realizing just why Master Vlad was in blind panick. How the hell were they getting outta this?!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Vincent screamed. "A white T-shirt? Blue jeans? This is a good dream!" (OOC: Instead of a nightmare...) "Where the ******** is this?"

Master Vlad broke a branch and started smacking the fangirls away from the hem of his robes, in panick now. There was no time to find his mirror, clearly it was gone. He had to some how get rid of these little midgets!

But then, he heard another scream. Looking around, he spotted the werewolf Wolfgang in human clothes. Oh the horror!

And then, the fan girls got him, throwing him down from the tree with their amazing strength.

That was when Gwendel finally screamed out in horror.

Vincent noticed Vlad, and yelled out, "YOU'RE HERE?! THIS IS REALLY HORRIBLE NOW!" He thus bit off a chicken's head, and it started clucking.

((OOC: Man, i got no sense of humor right now. Ah well, post away! *hums the Chicken Dance song*))

Selah woke up to a few rather loud thumps, slurring oddities about mushrooms. Her doppelganger had her head pressed up against the bedroom door, and her eyes suggested that whatever was making that noise was not exactly normal or expected. The Crowingrave merely raised an eyebrow at her double before pulling the covers over her head and attempted to go back to sleep, assuming the noise was nothing to be concerned about. The doppelganger, however, was curious as to what exactly was behind the door so she opened it just enough to take a peek.

"Ahhh!" Screamed the doppelganger, shattering the walking mirror that appeared before her. Unfortunately, more came in a zombie-like manner as mirror began to surround her. She yelled at Selah to wake up and end the madness with her small, magical stained glass window. Her owner annoyingly rised up and gasped at what she saw, a polkda dotted chicken and many oddly shaped chickens all doing the chicken dance. Selah immediately reached for her magical item, but only grabbed one of the chickens. They were multiplying at an alarming rate, and Selah began to freak out because she was nothing without magic. Her double seem to have vanished also so she tried to escape alone out the window no matter how stupid it seemed. But the chickens were too much for her and should she was bouncing along with them, stuck doing the chicken dance.

Elsewhere, Hypatia was taking a patrol around the halls with her dear Sullivan when three pairs of arms grabbed her by surprise. She shrieked in horror to see that the arms belonged to three annoying suitors who were trying to make her wear a large wedding gown and give her a make-over. Never before had she coughed so much, not even dust could do this to her. Hypatia wanted to wack them all away or make them disappear, but her hockey stick was gone. Soon she was not only wheezing, but also trying to loosen the extremely tight dress that made it even harder for her breathe.

"I knew . . . my wed-...ding day would be my . . . death . . ." she muttered as she tried to fend off the men while Sullivan had gotten squished by one of the fallen men.

In Curry Oak's room, he was spending his night way up high in his cloud of burning herbs when suddenly everything became clear. He gasped and waved his arm-like branches in front of him as he examine his surrounds in wonder. Then, Mr. Toad croak and he fainted. He was completely clean! Oh no!

(Yay! You're back too!)
Artemis attempted to whack away the beluga whales that were attacking him. "GO AWAY, YOU STINKING FLESHIES!" He reached for his necklace, but he couldn't find it!

Geist had been having a good ol'time drinking up a storm at The Screaming Mortal pub. He raised his tankard to his lips to have another drink when BAM! He was in a disgustingly picturesque field with sun shine and tall green grass. Worst of all, his drink had vanished.

"SON OF A BITCH!!!" He exclaimed with malice in his voice.

As if things where not bad enough, some happy midgets had decided to form an acapella group and where skipping towards him. The up beat happiness over loaded his reasoning, and his eye began to twitch. The pack of happy midgets came toe-to-toe with him in the field.

"Hey mister! You need a lolly pop!" The little bastard handed him a massive lollapalooza lolly pop. Geist took it, then proceeded to bludgeon the midgets to death with it.

"OH SWEET IRONY!!!" The last one squealed before Geist caved in his face with the colorful lolly pop.

'It's just a dream...it's just a dream...it's just a dream!' Gwendel kept telling himself as he was dragged off into an ugly-looking dressing room. Tied to a chair, the girls quickly started disrobing him.

Okay...maybe this wasn't so bad...

But then, they produced a lovely leather dress and Master Vlad's eyes bulged out in horror. Oh god...they couldn't...

But they did.

And then, the room exploded and Master Vlad found himself in broad daylight in the most embarassing (and not to mention most tight) outfit ever. He was in a damned leather dress and someone had placed lipstick and eyeliner on him!

Redding with indignation, he looked around and suddenly saw the...paparazzi! AHHH!!

Vincent was now riding a cuute wittle pony. "Augh! TOO HAPPY! The sun had a smiley face! "When will this nightmarish existance ever end?!"