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Klogg tormenting Kleo, (for a change)

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Trelela	Posted: Jun 3 2009, 08:40 PM
Neverhoodian Group: Members Posts: 560 Member No.: 29 Joined: 5-January 08	I guess it's stupid.. but what the heck. Kleo: You're stupid! Since forever! Klogg: Yeah? From now on you're gay! Kleo: That's weird.. I have this feeling I want to kiss a girl o.O Klogg: >:D Kleo: You look like one. Klogg: ...

Kolourful	Posted: Jun 3 2009, 09:05 PM
Crowned Being Group: Moderators Posts: 1,059 Member No.: 76 Joined: 15-October 08	snort Yes! Klogg is a girl.

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Posted: Jun 3 2009, 09:37 PM

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QUOTE (Trelela @ Jun 3 2009, 09:40 PM)

Kleo: That's weird.. I have this feeling I want to kiss a girl o.O
Klogg: >:D
Kleo: You look like one.
Klogg: ...

.....This is more brilliant than ANYTHING I've ever thought of. Hoboy.

Trelela	Posted: Jun 3 2009, 10:05 PM
Neverhoodian Group: Members Posts: 560 Member No.: 29 Joined: 5-January 08	I'm glad you like it XD Lately people don't get my jokes

dsfrogs	Posted: Jun 3 2009, 11:58 PM
Neverhoodian Group: Members Posts: 781 Member No.: 77 Joined: 19-October 08	I was SURE she was going to become gay in the original sense. Hey, can he manipulate her sexual orientation? Is that possible? Klogg- Kleo, you are now helplessly attracted to me! XD ... Kleo- (seductively) Klogg... I never realized before how ... handsome you are. Klogg- It worked? You're... actually attracted to me? Kleo- Why shouldn't I be? You're clever, funny, ... well dressed... And your claws, they're so... Pointy. ... Klogg- It hasn't worked, has it? Kleo- Nope.

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Posted: Jun 4 2009, 12:01 AM

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QUOTE (dsfrogs @ Jun 4 2009, 12:58 AM)

Kleo- (seductively) Klogg... I never realized before how ... handsome you are.
Kleo- And your claws, they're so... Pointy.

Dude, ALADDIN. XD

Props for the source material though, that scene was so creepy, but appropriate. Maybe Kleo needs to don some slutty Arabian harem girl wear. With shackles, of course.

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Posted: Jun 4 2009, 03:46 PM

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QUOTE (Pyreo @ Jun 4 2009, 12:01 AM)

Maybe Kleo needs to don some slutty Arabian harem girl wear. With shackles, of course.

Some-one should really draw this.

Kolourful	Posted: Jun 8 2009, 03:38 PM
Crowned Being Group: Moderators Posts: 1,059 Member No.: 76 Joined: 15-October 08	Klogg: I guess I should give you your two weeks notice, you're gonna get laid- Kleo: Two weeks notice? For THAT? Klogg: -off. Laid off. Kleo: What?! Klogg: Yep, well, economic times are tough, and, er...having no money...I can't afford a full time employee. shrugs Kleo: Employee? It's not like you pay me! Klogg: I feed you, don't I? Kleo: I feed you. :< Klogg: Technicalities, technicalities.

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Posted: Jun 8 2009, 04:37 PM

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QUOTE (Kolourful @ Jun 8 2009, 04:38 PM)

Klogg: I guess I should give you your two weeks notice, you're gonna get laid-
Kleo: Two weeks notice? For THAT?

*snork*

She wants it nooowww.

*Cooking With Klogg*

Kleo: *is taking ages to cut up some kind of root klay vegetable*
Klogg: Can't you go any faster? I'm hunrgy y'know!
Kleo: Yeah, well fine, why don't YOU do it faster?
Klogg: 8/ *grabs the veg and slashes at it, it falls into neatly cut pieces*
Kleo: ....Oh wow. If it's so easy why didn't you ever help me before?
Klogg: Clearly you don't know how I work. Now get on with it before I make you my next vegetable~

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Posted: Jun 8 2009, 08:20 PM

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QUOTE (Pyreo @ Jun 8 2009, 11:37 AM)

Klogg: Clearly you don't know how I work. Now get on with it before I make you my next vegetable~

That would be rather painful.

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Posted: Jun 11 2009, 10:24 AM

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QUOTE

Klogg: I feed you, don't I?
Kleo: I feed you. :<
Klogg: Technicalities, technicalities.

Lawl.

QUOTE

Kleo: ....Oh wow. If it's so easy why didn't you ever help me before?
Klogg: Clearly you don't know how I work

:-/ :-/ :-/
Oh and "Slicer Klogg"! Now only 9.99$!

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Posted: Jul 17 2009, 08:31 PM

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QUOTE (Trelela @ Jun 3 2009, 08:40 PM)

Kleo: You're stupid! Since forever!
Klogg: Yeah? From now on you're gay!
Kleo: That's weird.. I have this feeling I want to kiss a girl o.O
Klogg: >:D
Kleo: You look like one.
Klogg: ...

That's awesome.

Kolourful	Posted: Oct 29 2009, 01:14 AM
Crowned Being Group: Moderators Posts: 1,059 Member No.: 76 Joined: 15-October 08	I have a picture that goes with this but it kinda sucks and I don't feel like scanning it right now so...maybe later? >> Also it's less 'klogg tormenting kleo' more 'klogg generally being a jerk' Short and sweet. I really should have just waited to scan it. xD they have been fighting Klogg: Dammit, Kleo! You can't really expect me to take care of all your petty needs like food and water, or clean living conditions. I'm a busy tyrant, you know. You can understand that, can't you? Kleo: Screw you. Klogg: I thought not.

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