Fight to the death, Everyone attack, with doom (and pie).

[LtFudge]

((Remember that thing in agentcat3's character list? The one were we fought, the Chase stopped us cause he said it was "off topic?" Well, it's back, with it's own topic!))

Torvo stood in the middle of the arena, spatula in one hand, chicken in the other. He was ready for a fight. "They will come, they will come..."

[Agentcat3]

Garou smelled the chicken from (insert place where Garou was here). He came running towards Torvo.

"Chicken!" he yelled! He leapt at Torvo.

[Brooser]

Zander shot them both. Kaz was watching nervously from a distance, and Kai was cheering Zander on.

[LtFudge]

"It's a good thing I'm immune to being shot by Zander, otherwise I couldn't do this!" Torvo said, then pressed a button and a giant 16-ton weight fell on Zander's head of smell.

[Agentcat3]

The Zombie Master appears from the sky and summons his zombie minions from the Earth. The start attacking EVERYONE!!

[Brooser]

*weight turns into a block of swiss cheese, and one of the holes just happens to be where it landed on Zander. Kaz runs panicking from the zombies, and Kai is doing her slashing-baddies-left-and-right thing*

[LtFudge]

Torvo pulls out a tommy gun and start spinning around in circles fireing it at zombie. "Bwha, bwha, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!" He yelled, then turned around and saw rize, out of the ground, a giant squid dressed as a clown. The squid started breatheing fire, so Torvo threw a brick at the back of Kai's head.

[Brooser]

*Kai fell unconcious. Kaz ran to her side and healed her. Kaz then set Torvo's head on fire*

[Agentcat3]

And then came the tap dancing penguins!

[Brooser]

And then the tap-dancing penguins exploded!

[Agentcat3]

And then the resulting explosion of the tap dancing penguins caused a sperm whale to suddenly fall from the sky...

[Brooser]

*clears throat*

It is important to note that suddenly, at against all probability, a sperm whale had been called into existance several miles above the surface of an alien planet. Since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought as it fell...

Heeeey, whooooah, what's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? ...What do I mean by 'who am I'? Okay, okay, calm down, calm down, get a grip now. Ooh! This is an interesting sensation! What is it? It's a sort of tingling in my...well, I suppose I'd better start finding names for things. Let's call it a...tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound whooshing past what I'm suddenly going to call my head? Wind? Is that a good name? It'll do.

Yay, this is really exciting! I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now, isn't there? And what's this thing coming towards me very fast, so big and flat and round it needs a big wide sounding name like ou...ound...round...ground! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello ground!

*lands on everyone but Tripp's characters*

[LtFudge]

Luckily, Torvo's firey hair gave him unsquirrely strength, and he lifted the whale off his head. He then followed through to eat the whale, and changed Tripp's name to Kate.

[Brooser]

"Oh no!" shouted Kate. "I'm a walrus!" He then shot a lazer beam at Torvo.

[Agentcat3]

Garou got up, and was about to attack everyone else, when all of a sudden, a pool appeared out of nowhere, filled with dolphins, who began to sing:

"So long, and thanks for all the fish..."

[Brooser]

*clears throat again*

"So long and thanks for all the fish
So sad that it should come to this
We tried to warn you all, but oh dear

You may not share our intellect
Which might explain your disrespect
For all the nartural wonders that grow (around you)
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

The world's about to be destroyed
There's no point getting all annoyed
Lie back and let the planet dissolve (around you)

Despite those nets of tuna fleets
We thought that most of you were sweet
Especially tiny tots and your pregnant women

So long so long so long so long so long
So long so long so long so long so long
So long so long and thanks for all the fish

If I had just one last wish
I would have a tasty fish

If we could have changed one thing
We would have all learnt to sing

Come one and all
Man and mammal
Side by side in life's great gene pool..."

The dolphins then launched themselves into space, piloted a moon-mounted lazer gun and destroyed half of Antartica.

[Agentcat3]

Everyone breaks into dance, singing the song over...Then they go and get peanuts, and since most are underage, they get root beer as well...And then they put paper bags over their heads, lie on the ground, and chat.

[LtFudge]

While everyone is blinded, Corte materializes out of nowhere and bits each and every one of them on the nose, even himself.

[Brooser]

Kaz hits Corte in the head with a rock. Zander then comes in with Super-Zandy, the magical dog, who zaps Torvo with lazer vision.

[LtFudge]

"Hah, good thing I'm immune to being zapped by lovable spaniel's laser eyes, otherwise I couldn't do this!" Torvo steal Super-Zandy, turns her into a Zandy Dandy notebook, and draws a poorly drawn clown, accomplishing all but nothing.

[Agentcat3]

( )

[Brooser]

"No! She's just a baby!" shouted Kate, who ran over and began sobbing beside what was once his dog. Corte's head slowly began to lose blood from the rock incident...

[Agentcat3]

Bean, the green Kirby ran up. "Let me help." he ate the Zandy Dandy notebook, and in a matter of seconds barfed up a dog. "There you go. Now I got to go to a meeting. He hopped onto a Wheelie Scooter which magically appeared and drove off. "Whee!"

[LtFudge]

"Two can play at that game!" shouted an out of place voice. And then Barry Straw appeared out of nowhere, hopped on his hydra, and blew up deh Bean.

[Agentcat3]

The result of the explosion caused everyone to be reborn, Chibi style!