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LastFlower
Posted: Jan 31 2008, 07:02 PM


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Welll those are lyrics from a Radiohead song..

but myxomatosis is a disease rabbits get, i do believe...
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Kat
Posted: Feb 1 2008, 12:20 AM


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Hoppity bunny approached the pearly gates and met st peter.

St peter asked, "how did you get to be here Hoppity?"

Hoppity replied, "Well, last night I was VERY hungry, so I had a grilled cheddar and tomato sandwich"

St Peter says "I don't follow."

Hoppity continues, "Then I had a grilled gouda and parma ham sandwich"

St Peter says, "I still don't follow Hoppity".

Hoppity continues "Then I had a grilled spinach and chirizo sandwich with parmesan"

Again, St Peter is confused and says "But you're DEAD hoppity. What have sandwiches got to do with anything? I want to know what you DIED of???"

To which Hoppity replies, "Isn't it obvious? Mixing my toasties!!"
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LastFlower
Posted: Feb 1 2008, 02:45 AM


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mat
Posted: Feb 1 2008, 04:32 PM


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It's when your little sister thinks your big toe is actually your little toe.



Fallacy;

Penis shaped.
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cool as a cucumber
Posted: Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM


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there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated. They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


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LA Woman
Posted: Feb 4 2008, 06:22 PM


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QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM)
there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated. They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


sad.gif

Oooh right out of Watership Down!
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cool as a cucumber
Posted: Feb 4 2008, 08:37 PM


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QUOTE (LA Woman @ Feb 4 2008, 07:22 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM)
there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated.  They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


sad.gif

Oooh right out of Watership Down!

*sniff*

it's horrible

i named a rabbit Fiver

he got myxo sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif
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mattatatat
Posted: Feb 5 2008, 12:17 PM


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QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 4 2008, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (LA Woman @ Feb 4 2008, 07:22 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM)
there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated.  They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


sad.gif

Oooh right out of Watership Down!

*sniff*

it's horrible

i named a rabbit Fiver

he got myxo sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

shoulda called him fever instead....

remember the rule: i before e except when it makes the "eeee" sound (as dying rabbits do)
;)
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LA Woman
Posted: Feb 5 2008, 07:30 PM


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QUOTE (mattatatat @ Feb 5 2008, 12:17 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 4 2008, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (LA Woman @ Feb 4 2008, 07:22 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM)
there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated.  They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


sad.gif

Oooh right out of Watership Down!

*sniff*

it's horrible

i named a rabbit Fiver

he got myxo sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

shoulda called him fever instead....

remember the rule: i before e except when it makes the "eeee" sound (as dying rabbits do)
;)

You, sir, are a sick freak!

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Lisie Lou
Posted: Feb 7 2008, 12:56 PM


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glad to see you are back on the DR site, Steve! Glad that everyone is back. Who moderates your site, Mat? lol undecided.gif [COLOR=purple]
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cool as a cucumber
Posted: Feb 7 2008, 11:21 PM


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QUOTE (mattatatat @ Feb 5 2008, 01:17 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 4 2008, 08:37 PM)
QUOTE (LA Woman @ Feb 4 2008, 07:22 PM)
QUOTE (cool as a cucumber @ Feb 2 2008, 09:17 PM)
there's myxomatosis going round the islands - people gave them to the rabbits [y'know, a bit like how sharon osbourne puts a dog poop in a tiffany box for people she loves to hate] i've come across a couple of them, it's really sad.

You can tell they've got the disease because they're blinded, which makes them disorientated.  They lose their appetite, weaken and usually die in around 2 weeks.


sad.gif

Oooh right out of Watership Down!

*sniff*

it's horrible

i named a rabbit Fiver

he got myxo sad.gifsad.gifsad.gif

shoulda called him fever instead....

remember the rule: i before e except when it makes the "eeee" sound (as dying rabbits do)
;)

ashamable!

i will throw your face into the faceless place to make it facefull yes sir


grrr!



oh i'm so angry i could just... wee


angry.gif angry.gif


..


or poo.

whichever, really.
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Kat
Posted: May 22 2008, 10:53 PM


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Came across this and thought of this thread!

Donnie Darko fans anyone? Or even Tim Minchin fans?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp22Rh2c-3o
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