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Group: Disciple of the Scythe
Posts: 280
Member No.: 2
Joined: 24-October 06
The other threads here require atleast 1% of your brainpower to go into posting and the insults need be directed at someone. Here, just spew any obscene profanities with or without a target, with or without thinking it through.
So yeah. Fuck you, fuck your family, eat shit, get raped by bears and die. Then, fuck yourself some more. Fag.
Group: Moderators
Posts: 246
Member No.: 13
Joined: 17-July 07
Fuck you, shit-monkey, fuck you and ALL your couches. Go shag your retarded sister you cheap son of a bitch-whore, you spawn of filth, you degraded slime on the heels of the universe. If I never see your mangled dick-face again it'll be too motherfucking soon. I hope that when you get old your fuck-tarded brain atrophies and dies before the rest of you, so all the inbred cock-munchers who call you family will have to sit around and wipe the shit from your leathery arse while you spew more shit about half-remembered arguments and rivalries; I hope all your fears and demons come to torment you as you sit, bewildered and alone in a plastic wrapped chair, unable to recognise the people who come to see you. Fuck profanities: you don't deserve profanities. You don't deserve a quick death, or an easy one. You deserve the most horrifying end there is. You deserve the death of your self.
(I'm sorry about this. It isn't directed at anyone in particular: I went to the care home to see my senile grandfather today and I wanted to let off some steam in the form of senseless profanity. Somewhere along the line I got distracted, and this was the result. I feel I might as well post it though, it took up a full seven minutes of my life.
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nemo me impune lacessit - no one hurts me and gets away with it
- and that's the motto of the Scottish Royal Family, I shit you not -
Group: Admin
Posts: 538
Member No.: 1
Joined: 23-October 06
Oh, motherfucking shitfuck, just fuck me up the arse with a hedgehog why don't you. Want me to tear off your limbs and throw you overboard? Well, I can't because, as you're unfortunately too dumb to see, we're on dry land. Eejit.
If I have to tell you one more time I'm going to flambe your dick and feed it to my dog. Seriously, stop fucking around with my head, your head, possibly our head, or if you've got to, get down on your knees and give me head. I want to tear you a new arsehole but I seem to notice you have far too many already; like the one from which your verbal diarrhea keeps on spewing at me.
Honestly, just die. Please. No? Well then, I guess you and your retarded miniature buttmonkey will have to go eat out at the casa de moi. That's right: SUCK IT!
(also not directed at anyone in particular. Anyone else feel we could do with a thread for niceness around here?)
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Group: Moderators
Posts: 233
Member No.: 11
Joined: 25-May 07
Oh come on you lowlifed shitheads. Don't you have fucking balls to go outside and fucking fight like a real man instead of fucking weeping in some fucking forums with some freaking asshole dickheads and playing some smartass geniouses?
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Life is like soft drink: First it's cool and delicious, then you realise it is too gassy and garbonous, you can barely drink it, then it tastes rather Ok, then you start to get bored of it, but when the bottle is almost empty, you wish it would be refilled.