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Grab pole below knife blade, yank forwards and slam back. Et voila: Psychopath kebab. Don't even need to use the sharp end, with enough force behind it (depends how thin the pole is.)
Only an idiot tries to attack a foot soldier with a halberd. (If you know that reference - cake for you!)
A tree has fallen on your house, trapping you in the bathroom with only a two year old copy of Vogue and a toothbrush for company.
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nemo me impune lacessit - no one hurts me and gets away with it
- and that's the motto of the Scottish Royal Family, I shit you not -
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