I'm sure you all know: "Would you rather?", but just in case:

You first pick one of the two options given by the person above you, and then attempt to give two distasteful, unique, and not necessarily possible, options to the person below such that they find it difficult to choose.


For example

Would you rather:
a) Be unable to use any form of electronic communication.
Be an electronic ghost, able to communicate only through the internet, and the phone, fax etc.

Be an electronic ghost.


Distasteful huh?

Would you rather...
Pull out and eat the eyes of your parents?
or
Cut out and eat one your own testicles?

Do I have to pull out the eyes by hand or do I get to use any utensils?

I guess I'd have to get rid of my balls :-(


Would you rather...
Drown to death
or
Suffacate in a room filled with methane.

Actually KR, you need only eat one of your testicles.

@Choice: If its literally full of methane I'd choose the latter as it would be faster. Granted it might stink as hell though .

Would you rather...

Duel a Ninja to the death
or
Duel a Pirate to the death

Definitely pirate. They've got one eye and one leg, which is a lot easier to fight than a stealthy, agile ninja.


Would you rather...

Put a live gerbil in your ass
or
Put your fist up goatse guy's ass

My suppressed memories indicate that Goatse had quite a roomy behind.

Thus I pick the latter.


Would you rather...
Be shot in the head (gun between your eyes, firing into your head)
or
Be shot up the arse (gun stuck up your arse and fired)

Dude, I don't have any testicles. But I'd still prefer to eat my parents' eyes.


And I'd much rather be shot straight between the eyes, as even if the wound didn't kill me the blow would most likely knock me unconscious, whereas getting shot up the arse would hurt like a motherfucker and more likely result in a colostomy bag than death.

My apologies.

You forgot to add another set of choices.

New choices then are:

Be eaten alive by a team of sumo wrestling cannibals
or
Get a job in a zoo where you're shat on by an elephant every day for the next year, and can't quit.

Ah, probably shat on. Sumo wrestling cannibals is just too much to contemplate. Besides, after a while you probably wouldn't be able to smell the dung anymore, and I hear it has a number of household uses.

Yes, I did forget to add my choices, for which I apologise. I'll go flagellate myself in repentance for defying Kingreaper's edicts just as soon as I'm done posting.

Would you rather:

Have every single one of your bodily hairs plucked out individually (don't worry, they'll grow back - with all the itchy discomfort that implies.)

or

Have only the hair on your head removed - but permanently. And HRM The Queen of England's big wrinkly face tattooed, full size, on to your shiny, shiny scalp.

Actually, some african tribes feed elephants with marijuana cause they can't digest THC, therefore making concentrates from their crap (or was it hindus...).

On-topic: I'd pick the former, I'd rather be in agony for a few weeks than forever be a freak (no offense to the Queen ).

Now, lets try something positive for once. Would you rather:

Get a well paying and easy job you don't like doing.
Or...
Get a bad paying and hard job you love doing.

A well paying easy job I don't like, I guess. I could do fun things in my spare time.



Would you rather:
Clean sewers for a living
or
Clean the windows of a skyscraper for a living

In either case the pay is £10 ($20us) per hour, but you're not allowed to use any equipment that you can't easily carry around yourself.

Sewers, I'd rather stink than die. The view would be sweet though probably...

Here's the situation: you have a frontal lobe brain tumor, causing your intellect to unnaturally increase but giving you only 6 months of life left.
Would you rather...
Remove it and be a complete idiot for the rest of your life.
Or...
Die after the aforementioned 6 months, in agony but as a smartass.

Are we talking Einstein-smart, or Reed-Richards-smart?

Also, by idiot do you mean what I am now, or actually "special bus" material?


If the latter in both cases, then I think as a service to humanity I should take the latter option, and spend the 6 months trying to help humanity/learn everything in the world.

Would you rather:
Grow a second head, becoming twice as smart but with a side-order of split-personality
or
Grow two more arms, becoming rather clumsy due to the arms always being in each others ways.

Oh god, i am SO for the 2 heads, even if it was a reduction in IQ! I already see things that arent there, so why not add to the weirdness!

so guess its my turn yea? well, since im lame, how about;

a- a guy with no penis/balls
or
b- a woman with breasts or vagina

Who wins, YOU decide!