Oh yeah? Flame warz now whorefaces!
I probably will not even post more then three or four times in this thread, so any flame toward me is still welcome. =O
Have at it you pussies!

Get the fuck out fag, you're challenging us?! You couldn't challenge a retarded baby to a lego build-up without everyone laughing their face off at your sorry ass.
Dare? I dare you to compose an insulting sentence directed my way without using a dictionary. Hell, you probably can't even write "fuck" right.

Ah, yes, I remember when he challenged you to that game of lego.

It was quite hilarious.

Look at him strutting around like a kid in his mother's high heels.

Hey cum-bucket! Too lazy to think of your own screen name, so you had to steal one from a game? Too weak to write posts people want to read, so you have to draw their attention by raping their retinas with your fucking ugly sig? You want to challenge us to a flame-war?

Go home, kid. Before you hurt yourself.

Yeah, I don't know which was more funny, the fact he lost or that we used your teeth instead of the brown blocks.

Man harby, how many times do we have to tell you:

The mouth is in the head. It has the teeth.

The arse is between the legs. Shit comes out of it.

I really did wish you'd stop hiding in the bathroom to get some "teeth" for your second favourite fairy.

Your mom's arse is between my legs, if you know what I mean.

What, because she's fucking you with her massive cock? Yeah, I know. These things run in families.

Do ALL the female members of this forum have MASSIVE COCKS?

Dlareme?

No, he's just confused.

That 'mom' of yours... she was also a man.

You may not know this l, but most people's mother's aren't hermaphrodites.

You're rather, unique.

How so? Because I wasn't in the 'special needs' program like you and all your friends here?

It's not my fault you failed the entrance exam to the short bus.

No-one expected you to run out in front of it.


They say it was very lucky there wasn't enough brain to get damaged.

I say it was very lucky that he had that childhood trauma, otherwise he'd have to admit that his hideous deformities are genetic. Probably a result of being the only child born to a hermaphrodite in human history. Actually, maybe we should stop taking the piss and get on to some repro geneticists, because this kid could support several scientific careers.

Oh, and it's not so much that all the females here have massive cocks, it's just that we have clits and the males appear to have bugger all in the trouser department. Everything is relative.

That was the back of the bus, you dolt. I was helping the engine move your fat asses, as it couldn't do it alone.

Yeah, that'll be KR's fault, he never could tell the difference between backwards and forwards. Still, you should be thanking him. If you didn't have such amusing scars, you'd just be another itinerant sad sack who never gets invited to parties. Better the best freak in the show than a loser, I guess.

Not my fault my superior brain couldn't fit in a normal sized skull.

now make me a sandwich

(oh no i didn't!)

That's like saying that a penny can't fit in the Empire State Building.

Yeah pretty much. Imagine a city the size of Penny, BC, Canada trying to fit in the Empire State Building.

Anyway, I'm not the idiot who invited someone called lfucker to his forum.

You know, I have to respect you for trying there, because I know how hard it must have been for you, but the simple fact is that your brain is not "A city" but rather just "shitty"

Explain then why I'm better than you in every way possible (not that it's hard to be...).

I would explain that, accept I'm scrupulously honest*, and thus can't come up with an explanation for something that isn't true.

*would I lie about that?

Saying that my statement is false is like saying that Tetrion is a normal person.

Nope, because Tetrion is actually kinda odd.


I mean, it's not like he's Tron in disguise or anything, so in some senses he is normal. But as you're worse than me in every possible way, there is no sense in which your statement is true.

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Umm, that just proves you're better than most people who start intro threads.*

Not better than me.

*That post was © Kingreaper: Not considering hyperbole dishonest since 1900

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I'm pretty sure my taglines are automatically grammatically incorrect, due to their very structure.


I just don't care.

Oh, and resorting to criticising grammar :-( I'm disappointed in you.