[center] Magic vs. Science: Prologue
 
“Man, what a day” I say as I get back from work “Three missingnos and a crashed shiny!” I was tired and hungry, and stopped to eat a hot dog. Who was I? What the hell was I talking about? I was a magician, of sorts. I used magic to revive save files. Pokemon, being very buggy, was my specialty.
 
“Ouch!” I said as I fall after tripping on my own feet, “I disproved three magicians and one psychic today.”, I said to my wife. Who was I? What the hell was I talking about? I was a scientist in anti-magic. I disproved frauds and got paid for it.
 
 
This is the story of how these two met, fought, and traded spouses on “Wifeswap”. [/center]

Meh, thisn is just a quick prologue, I didn't have much time to write it. I promise chapter 1 will be 4 pages on Word.